Potato Chips

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Those scientists in that study must have recently been involved in taste tests of hot peppers or olfactory studies of various perfumes. I like my chips fresh and crispy and always hated those goddamn fascist Pringles chips that just stack up. People that buy those things are sick neo fascist bastards who deserve to burn in hell.

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Ulysses wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:51 am
Scientific taste tests have shown that consumers prefer potato chips that are slightly rancid over completely fresh ones.

Season 15, episode 8

"This inspires Cartman to start a food stand with Kyle called Cartman Burger, at which he will sell hamburgers that he has placed between his buttocks."


a clear consumer preference

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Ulysses wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:50 am
neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:25 am
Those scientists in that study must have recently been involved in taste tests of hot peppers or olfactory studies of various perfumes. I like my chips fresh and crispy and always hated those goddamn fascist Pringles chips that just stack up. People that buy those things are sick neo fascist bastards who deserve to burn in hell.
Are Pringles made from Trumpotatoes?
I don't know what the hell they're made of but the only time I ever ate one it tasted like paper with salt on it. Besides, you'll never get a Pringles with a likeness of Jesus on it.

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Ulysses wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:14 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:41 pm
Ulysses wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:50 am
neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:25 am
Those scientists in that study must have recently been involved in taste tests of hot peppers or olfactory studies of various perfumes. I like my chips fresh and crispy and always hated those goddamn fascist Pringles chips that just stack up. People that buy those things are sick neo fascist bastards who deserve to burn in hell.
Are Pringles made from Trumpotatoes?
I don't know what the hell they're made of but the only time I ever ate one it tasted like paper with salt on it. Besides, you'll never get a Pringles with a likeness of Jesus on it.
Please don't give whatever agribusiness is responsible for Pringles any ideas.

My understanding is they are made from potato flour, mostly. Not real potatoes, any more than instant mashed potatoes are.
Ah, I suspected as much; I knew at the first bite that those things were bogus.

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They probably send the stale ones to Canada to be made into ketchup chips.
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Mother of babbling god; what moron came up with this idea?

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Keeping to the theme of Canadian imports, here's a headline you don't see too often:
"Human brain mailed from Toronto to Wisconsin seized at U.S. border"

I guess some Canadians must think Canada has brains to spare and is willing to share with its lesser endowed southern neighbors.


https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/human-brai ... -1.4819144

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O Really wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:22 pm
Keeping to the theme of Canadian imports, here's a headline you don't see too often:
"Human brain mailed from Toronto to Wisconsin seized at U.S. border"

I guess some Canadians must think Canada has brains to spare and is willing to share with its lesser endowed southern neighbors.


https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/human-brai ... -1.4819144
The "brain seized" part is what stood out to me; it makes me think of what has happened to the Republican party in this country.

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