Perry Mason or Matlock!

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Perry Mason or Matlock!

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If you're looking at doing time, who would you want as your lawyer? Perry Mason or Ben Matlock????

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Mason. Don't know about Matlock, but I don't think Mason ever lost a case. Of course, both of them seemed to take cases only of people who could be proved innocent. So if I were actually guilty, I might prefer somebody like Johnie Cochran or F Lee Bailey.

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Mason without a doubt.
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Don't take this wrong, but I'll tell you who and I'll tell you why. Aint no secret I'm Black. Now, if I'm busted South of the Mason Dixon line, I want Matlock. When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.

Just sayin'. No offense.

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Greg55_99 wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 2:05 pm
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.

Just sayin'. No offense.

Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.

Just sayin'. No offence.

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O Really wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 4:01 pm
Greg55_99 wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 2:05 pm
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.

Just sayin'. No offense.

Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.

Just sayin'. No offence.
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Greg55_99 wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 4:30 pm
O Really wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 4:01 pm
Greg55_99 wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 2:05 pm
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.

Just sayin'. No offense.

Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.

Just sayin'. No offence.
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No offense taken, but there are some good folk in Bumfuck doing all manner of good things, including good music.

I spent many days on the lake at Kowaliga. Hank Williams did too. Greg probably even knows the song. Hank could damn sure write the sad ones.
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Got both the Hank Williams and Charlie Pride versions. Y'all don't tell NOBODY....

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Greg55_99 wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 5:58 pm
Got both the Hank Williams and Charlie Pride versions. Y'all don't tell NOBODY....

Greg
ol Chatlie sure shocked a lot of white people - with his turning out black an all
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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2077823/


Will there be another Matlock in this 2 against 1 battle?
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