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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by Leo Lyons » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:10 am

Florida man crashes Lamborghini into a Ford, flees in a Mercedes-Benz

"Florida man is like a modern folk legend. Sometimes he's fighting SUVs one-on-one with just his bare hands.
Sometimes he enjoys imbibing and driving. Occasionally he tries to reclaim lost property with devastating consequences."


:lol: :lol:

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Eamus Catuli~AC 000101 010202

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Unread post by Leo Lyons » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:24 pm

In the initial 911 call, she said she was holding her dog while washing dishes,
Holding a dog while washing dishes? Was doggie licking the dishes clean?

then ran toward her husband, slipped and stabbed her husband in his shoulder area
Ran toward her husband, slipped and stabbed her husband in his shoulder area, while holding the dog while washing dishes

Then later in the call, she said she was holding the dog while slicing pizza, and accidentally stabbed her husband when she tripped while walking toward him
She was holding the dog while slicing pizza, and accidentally stabbed her husband when she tripped while walking toward him, while washing the dishes while holding the dog

She was slicing pizza, then noticed her dog had defecated and urinated in the living room.
She was slicing pizza, then noticed her dog had defecated and urinated in the living room,while holding the dog, while washing the dishes, and tripping while walking toward her husband

When she went to clean the mess, she slipped, still holding the knife, and fell onto her husband
When she went to clean the mess, she slipped, still holding the knife, and fell onto her husband while washing the dishes while holding the dog when she tripped while walking toward him and seeing the dog had defecated and urinated in the living room.

But detectives said they found no traces of feces or urine in the living room
But she was washing the dishes in the kitchen while holding the dog while slicing pizza and walking toward her husband and slipped on dog poop in the living room falling on her husband causing a fatal wound.

“The suspect made a lot of excuses, but none of them made sense,” :shock: :shock: .. “Our detectives did a thorough investigation. In the end, they determined this was an intentional act of domestic violence.”
I wonder what gave them a clue this was an intentional act of domestic violence?

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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:07 pm

In continuing news from florida’s chief tea-bag scum-bag - he lost - it looks as if the governor’s time shifting campaign promise to appoint 3 whacko nut job supreme court justices to 3 seats that won’t be vacant until after the Medicare fraudster is nothing more than a bad memory – unless desantis wins – then the 3 whacko nut job supreme court justices will become our very own boof times 3.

Even if the SC hadn’t ruled against dumbass, a 12:01 a.m. swearing in does the trick.

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/arc ... t-justices
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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by Vrede too » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:49 pm

O Really wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:49 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:33 pm
O Really wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:00 pm
If Scott is getting run out of Collier County, he is truly screwed. And that would be a good thing.
They're calling him Red Tide Rick.

That might just stick.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... ign-rally/
I like it. I'll help it spread.
For the non-Floridians, Collier County is a major Republican infestation, and also is his personal residence at 3150 Gordon Drive, Naples. So a significant anti-Scott demonstration would be embarrassing to say the least. I can see why he'd wussy out.
Red-tide awakening: How Florida’s environmental woes could hurt GOP’s Scott in Senate race
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It really is time to stop being nice about stupidity.

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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:37 pm

George Carlin said “The owners know the truth. It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

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Florida Girls...

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Unread post by Leo Lyons » Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:20 pm

Vrede too wrote:
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Florida schoolgirls arrested for 'satanic murder plot'

"pizza cutter"?

Bartow, Florida: Religion

No mention of Satanism.
Maybe some form of Roman Catholic religion? (maybe you'll get it.. :lol: )

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Unread post by O Really » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:56 am

Not exactly a real "Florida Man" story, but in a fantastic example of understatement, a news article reports I-4 outside Orlando to be blocked during morning rush hour. Their comment? "Drivers should expect delays in the area."

TV showed all lanes blocked and traffic backed up for miles. :roll:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/cr ... ?ocid=iehp

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Unread post by O Really » Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:09 pm

Not news, but they just had to say it properly...

"On Friday, a Florida man known to have attended Trump campaign events was charged in connection with mailing at least 13 suspected explosive devices that targeted high-profile Democrats, including former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton"

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Unread post by Vrede too » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:34 pm

(Miami Beach) Man repeatedly calls Dunkin' employee the N-word in racist rant caught on video

Darn nice of the guy to show his face so perfectly at the end. He will be IDed by social media, he'll be fired or lose customers, and his family and friends will shun him.
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Police: 3 dead, including shooter,

Sadly, could be anywhere, right?
Spoiler:
at Florida yoga studio
Well, that's pretty unique.
... Tallahassee's crime and murder rate has been an issue in the governor's race, with Gillum's opponent, Republican former U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis, calling the capital Florida's most crime-ridden city, a claim that is incorrect.
Typical lying Repug.

Tallahassee is the 52nd worst Florida city for crime rate.
http://www.usa.com/rank/florida-state-- ... phigh=&ps=
Pensacola is #73, Naples is #219.

Or #32 (scroll down to end notes):
http://www.homesecurityshield.org/news/ ... florida/2/

Not even in the top 10 worst:
https://www.roadsnacks.net/most-dangero ... n-florida/
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Unread post by O Really » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:49 am

Not surprisingly, the worst places are those of heavy tourist activity as well as - on the longer list - places of lower economic standing.

Also, not surprising about Naples, either - in winter, it's the southernmost part of Canada, and in the summer it's sparsely populated. Biggest crime location around there is Scott's house.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:12 pm

O Really wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:49 am
Not surprisingly, the worst places are those of heavy tourist activity as well as - on the longer list - places of lower economic standing.

Also, not surprising about Naples, either - in winter, it's the southernmost part of Canada, and in the summer it's sparsely populated. Biggest crime location around there is Scott's house.
Let's hope that the people of Florida retire him from criminal activity.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epoll ... -6246.html
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Unread post by O Really » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:54 pm

Scott's been running ads showing him wandering around in hurricane mess saying politicians shouldn't be asking if you're Republican or Democrat, but whether you need a generator..." And then the one where he tries to out-'hood Gillam by talking about his mom driving 250 miles to the "free clinic" because of (supposedly his) pre-existing condition and how he supports "forcing" insurance companies to cover them. What a pile of crap!

But if the turnout holds, he'll be (finally) gone.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:07 pm

(Hot Yoga killer) Scott Beierle: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

... 1. Beierle Was a U.S. Army Veteran & High School English Teacher

... Beierle graduated from Florida State University

Figures. ;)

with a Master’s in Public Administration and Planning as part of the class of 2013. Beierle was a member of two groups on his Facebook page, FSU College Republicans and We Are Conservatives.

Figures.

Despite this, Beierle was not registered with any political party ...

2. Beierle Was Arrested in 2012 & 2016 for Grabbing Women’s Rear Ends ...

Remind you of anyone?
The 2 dead are women, I'm not sure about the 7 injured. Unknown motive so far, I may end up adding him to my terror list.

Florida yoga studio shooting: two killed before class members tackle gunman

Heroes.
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Unread post by O Really » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:57 pm

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... =bfnsplash

Tallahassee Yoga Shooter Was A Far-Right Misogynist Who Railed Against Women And Minorities Online

Scott Beierle killed two women at a Florida yoga studio on Friday night. He had posted a series of misogynistic videos and songs online, and appeared to identify as an “involuntarily celibate." This is the second deadly attack by an “involuntarily celibate” in 2018.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:37 pm

O Really wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:57 pm
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... =bfnsplash

Tallahassee Yoga Shooter Was A Far-Right Misogynist Who Railed Against Women And Minorities Online

Scott Beierle killed two women at a Florida yoga studio on Friday night. He had posted a series of misogynistic videos and songs online, and appeared to identify as an “involuntarily celibate." This is the second deadly attack by an “involuntarily celibate” in 2018.
Thanks. :gthumb: Placed on my white, male, often Christian, con domestic terrorist list.
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Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:06 pm

Recounts ordered in Florida Senate, governor races

I'm happy for the opportunity, hope that all legit votes are counted and demand that the process be squeaky clean and fair, however long it takes and whatever the results. However, nearly 2 decades of Florida fucking with our elections is enough. Time for some other state to step up.
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