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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by O Really » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:38 pm

Shakedown in Florida: Police looking for 'twerking thief'

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https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/vide ... =1.4448173

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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by neoplacebo » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:48 pm

Trouble on a three hour tour.....this was the original plot for the old Gilligan's Island show.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/intoxic ... 14791.html

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Re: A Florida Woman...

Unread post by Vrede too » Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:34 pm

neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:37 am
Florida woman has had enough.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/florida ... 50004.html
Both sad and understandable, but why is it in the Yahoo lifestyle section? I mean, we all know that Florida culture is weird, but still . . .
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Re: A Florida Woman...

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Vrede too wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:34 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:37 am
Florida woman has had enough.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/florida ... 50004.html
Both sad and understandable, but why is it in the Yahoo lifestyle section? I mean, we all know that Florida culture is weird, but still . . .
I will guess that Florida "culture' has reached the critical mass point at which it becomes and defines its own universe and lifestyle. When I still lived in NC I often wondered if there was a trail of steaming twisted metal and broken glass on the Interstate highways leading from FL to NC as stark witness to all the FL refugees that head to NC in summer and never made it (it's common knowledge that the vast majority of them can't drive worth a shit). I never investigated my theory, though, and am fine with not seeing any of them up here in TN. After all, that's another 100 miles or so and culls the flock further. I doubt if a single one of them ever made it as far as Pennsylvania.

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Re: Some Florida Republicans...

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Re: A Florida Tourist...

Unread post by Vrede too » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:02 pm

12-Year-Old Girl Gets Life-Threatening Flesh-Eating Disease After Swimming at a Florida Beach

Kylei Parker and her family went on a beach vacation to Destin, Florida earlier this month, and at the end of their trip, she started feeling pain in her leg. By the time they returned to their home in Indiana, her leg had swollen and she was running a fever....

The bacteria had likely come from the Florida beach, and entered through a scrape on her toe that Kylei got from skateboarding a few days earlier....
Not sure why it "likely" came from the beach," but Destin is very close to billy.pilgrim. I hope he knows better than to swim after skateboarding.
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Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:02 pm
12-Year-Old Girl Gets Life-Threatening Flesh-Eating Disease After Swimming at a Florida Beach

Kylei Parker and her family went on a beach vacation to Destin, Florida earlier this month, and at the end of their trip, she started feeling pain in her leg. By the time they returned to their home in Indiana, her leg had swollen and she was running a fever....

The bacteria had likely come from the Florida beach, and entered through a scrape on her toe that Kylei got from skateboarding a few days earlier....
Not sure why it "likely" came from the beach," but Destin is very close to billy.pilgrim. I hope he knows better than to swim after skateboarding.
I never stub my toe while skateboarding.
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A Washington Man...

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Breaks into Sheriff's office - brings doughnuts...

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... jail-time/

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Breaks into Sheriff's office - brings doughnuts...

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... jail-time/
The break-in is no biggie, but he smoked in a government building!!! That's hard time. Suppose he was going to “kill his roommate" with secondhand smoke?
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Florida Man gets international coverage in Daily Mail.
This one ran his Roomba while he was gone - Roomba picked up dog shit and spread it all over the house. Ewwwww! Maybe he should have taken the dog out more often.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... g-poo.html

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Re: A Florida Man...

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Florida man steals penis, charged with burglary. (well, sorta)

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/fl ... &ocid=iehp

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5 Florida Men...

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Stuart Police Department
July 17 at 4:06 PM ·

Can you guess how many guys were arrested at this location on Wednesday? ...

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/five-guys-ar ... 57064.html
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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:37 pm

[Pensacola man accused of having sex with 16-year-old, meth possession]
http://va.topbuzz.com/s/jYsjMw


Gives new meaning to the term "dick head".


I'm not sure that I can unsee this.
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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by neoplacebo » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:26 pm

He looks like a cross between Jeff Sessions and Ernest T. Bass

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Re: A Florida eMan...

Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:12 pm

neoplacebo wrote:
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He looks like a cross between Jeff Sessions and Ernest T. Bass

Remarkably like Beauregard, in fact quite a remarkable resemblance, but wtf is that Hell Boy penis thing growing out of his forehead?
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Re: A Florida eMan...

Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:31 pm

billy.pilgrim wrote:
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Remarkably like Beauregard, in fact quite a remarkable resemblance, but wtf is that Hell Boy penis thing growing out of his forehead?
I tried finding a different or larger pic and failed. I wonder if it's a trick of angle and lighting and isn't really just a birthmark or scar without any actual relief to it.

Regardless, what 16 year-old girl wouldn't swoon over him?
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Re: A Florida eMan...

Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:39 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:31 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:12 pm
Remarkably like Beauregard, in fact quite a remarkable resemblance, but wtf is that Hell Boy penis thing growing out of his forehead?
I tried finding a different or larger pic and failed. I wonder if it's a trick of angle and lighting and isn't really just a birthmark or scar without any actual relief to it.

Regardless, what 16 year-old girl wouldn't swoon over him?
I looked around too. Sure looks like a protuberance.
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Re: A Florida Man...

Unread post by O Really » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:45 pm

Billy Pilgrim was a clue tonight on Jeopardy!

Answer was: What is the Slaughterhouse Five.

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