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Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:19 am

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A place for absurd and bizarre tweets, mostly from you know who......
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Unread post by Vrede too » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:59 am

GoCubsGo wrote:
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A place for absurd and bizarre tweets, mostly from you know who......
He has tweets that aren't absurd and bizarre?
It really is time to stop being nice about stupidity.

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Unread post by GoCubsGo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:51 am

Vrede too wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:59 am
GoCubsGo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:19 am
A place for absurd and bizarre tweets, mostly from you know who......
He has tweets that aren't absurd and bizarre?


Mostly the ones that are done for him by staff.
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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Thu Apr 05, 2018 1:44 pm

Some would include covfefe, but I think that was an intentional twit to see the reaction or to move attention off of something else.


And not trump's idea.
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Unread post by rstrong » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:43 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:59 am
He has tweets that aren't absurd and bizarre?
This brings us to our word of the day: Dipshidiot

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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:06 pm

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Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building). Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!
So we'll built it's had two fires in four months.
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Unread post by rstrong » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:29 pm

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Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:06 pm
So we'll built it's had two fires in four months.
Yeah, nothing says "well built building" like suing one of the contractors for "total incompetence." Or using unpaid illegal immigrant labor who didn't even have hardhats. Using cement from companies with mob connections.

The architect's grasp of math doesn't help. It has 58 actual stories; the top story is numbered 68.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:13 am

rstrong wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:29 pm
GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:06 pm
So well built it's had two fires in four months.
Yeah, nothing says "well built building" like suing one of the contractors for "total incompetence." Or using unpaid illegal immigrant labor who didn't even have hardhats. Using cement from companies with mob connections.

Say what you want about them, but I've heard that mob cement is high quality.

The architect's grasp of math doesn't help. It has 58 actual stories; the top story is numbered 68.

Size exaggeration is a theme.

I'm surprised that police and fire haven't lobbied to make that illegal due to the potential for life threatening confusion.
It really is time to stop being nice about stupidity.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:51 pm

GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:06 pm
Donald J. Trump
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Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building). Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!
So we'll built it's had two fires in four months.
Trump Tower Fire Death Update: Trump Lobbied Against Proposal to Make Sprinklers Mandatory

President Donald Trump previously lobbied against a proposed bill requiring high-rise buildings, like Trump Tower, to install life-saving sprinkler systems. A fire in his 5th Avenue building Saturday, with no sprinklers present, left one person dead and multiple firefighters injured.

Then one of New York’s most prominent real estate developers, Trump in 1999 rang city officials to argue against proposed legislation that would have required high-rise landlords to install the systems following fatal high-rise fires in Brooklyn and Manhattan.

The December 1998 blazes killed nine people, including seven firemen....
POSPOTUS paraphrased: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue, kill somebody and injure multiple firefighters and I wouldn’t lose voters."

Trump Tower is on 5th Avenue.
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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:39 am

Possibly I'm pushing the boundaries as this is more towards ignorance than it is bizarre or absurd, but then presidential ignorance does tend to be absurd.

In this trump twit today the fucking moron doesn't understand who draws and who crosses the line.

"If President Obama had crossed his stated Red Line In The Sand, the Syrian disaster would have ended long ago! Animal Assad would have been history!"


Listen here Assad, I'm gonna draw a red line and then I'm gonna cross it. You just watch.
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Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:25 am

billy.pilgrim wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:39 am
Possibly I'm pushing the boundaries as this is more towards ignorance than it is bizarre or absurd, but then presidential ignorance does tend to be absurd.

In this trump twit today the fucking moron doesn't understand who draws and who crosses the line.

"If President Obama had crossed his stated Red Line In The Sand, the Syrian disaster would have ended long ago! Animal Assad would have been history!"


Listen here Assad, I'm gonna draw a red line and then I'm gonna cross it. You just watch.
"Red Line In The Sand" is also a mixed metaphor.
It really is time to stop being nice about stupidity.

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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:26 am

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Vrede too wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:25 am
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:39 am
Possibly I'm pushing the boundaries as this is more towards ignorance than it is bizarre or absurd, but then presidential ignorance does tend to be absurd.

In this trump twit today the fucking moron doesn't understand who draws and who crosses the line.

"If President Obama had crossed his stated Red Line In The Sand, the Syrian disaster would have ended long ago! Animal Assad would have been history!"


Listen here Assad, I'm gonna draw a red line and then I'm gonna cross it. You just watch.
"Red Line In The Sand" is also a mixed metaphor.


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Too effin' funny.
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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:52 pm

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A TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!
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Not that there was any doubt before, but we are truly living in a Looney Toons presidency.
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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:20 pm

GoCubsGo wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:52 pm
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A TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!
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Not that there was any doubt before, but we are truly living in a Looney Toons presidency.

he seems to be at a loss for longs rambling tweets filled with random words and punctuation.
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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:51 am

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A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished
This is going to work out well.
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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by O Really » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:21 am

GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:51 am
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A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished
This is going to work out well.
Everytime I think I can no longer be surprised at the level of stupidity and tone-deafness of this guy, along comes another level.

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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:41 am

GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:51 am
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A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished
This is going to work out well.
Maybe Friday the 13th wasn't the best choice. :D
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Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:21 am
Everytime I think I can no longer be surprised at the level of stupidity and tone-deafness of this guy, along comes another level.
When did France and the United Kingdom create a joint "Military"?
It really is time to stop being nice about stupidity.

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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:48 am

Vrede too wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:41 am
GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:51 am
Donald J. Trump
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A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished
This is going to work out well.
Maybe Friday the 13th wasn't the best choice. :D
O Really wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:21 am
Everytime I think I can no longer be surprised at the level of stupidity and tone-deafness of this guy, along comes another level.
When did France and the United Kingdom create a joint "Military"?
To be fair (a rare opportunity with the thumper), wasn't it Saturday the 14th in Syria?
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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:58 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:41 am
GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:51 am
This is going to work out well.
Maybe Friday the 13th wasn't the best choice. :D
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:48 am
To be fair (a rare opportunity with the thumper), wasn't it Saturday the 14th in Syria?
:D I wondered about that before posting, did a quick search and found "Friday night", decided that was good enough and avoided figuring out whether that meant there or here. You, of course, are correct:
However, if GoCubsGo meant "work out well" for us, it was Friday the 13th. ;)
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Re: Tweety Birds

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:23 pm

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Just Out: House Intelligence Committee Report released. “No evidence” that the Trump Campaign “colluded, coordinated or conspired with Russia.” Clinton Campaign paid for Opposition Research obtained from Russia- Wow! A total Witch Hunt! MUST END NOW!
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