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Unread post by Vrede too » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:38 am

Speaking of Rudy, WTF?

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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:43 am

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Family safe after speeding car is knocked out of its path (with video)

Wow. It's like it's from Final Destination.
He would have gone right over them.


Reminds me of 1 of my 2 accidents. I would have been just off camera to the right, minding my own business, sitting at the stop sign and drinking a milkshake, when a similar accident came into my space and there was milkshake everywhere.
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Unread post by Vrede too » Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:13 pm

neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:47 am
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U.S. Diplomat's Wife Flees UK As Police Suspect Her In Fatal Hit-And-Run

... British Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab said in a statement that he has contacted U.S. Ambassador Woody Johnson “to express the U.K.’s disappointment with their decision, and to urge the Embassy to re-consider it.” ...
Woody Johnson?! Well, it does sound like he's being a real Dick Dick over this tragedy.
I hope Woody isn't 6'6" 290lbs who had the nickname "Big" when he was just a kid. Pretty shitty of the wife to flee the country after this. Perhaps the British legal system is not like ours, in which being innocent is expensive and you have to decide beforehand how innocent you want to be. When I got back to the US after almost three years in Japan, for a month or so I found myself on the wrong side of the road when making turns. But I never crashed or hit anything and did not have diplomatic immunity.
Update: After POSPOTUS abused the parents by trying to surprise them with a meeting with their son's murderer, there's:

White House and U.S. official's wife sued over teen's death in U.K.

POSPOTUS detests personal and national accountability.
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Unread post by Whack9 » Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:56 pm

Jones big ass truck rental and storage:


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Unread post by Vrede too » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:41 pm

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Jones big ass truck rental and storage:
:lol: :thumbup:

In case things don't work out with your girlfriend:
63-year-old teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student

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A North Carolina teacher is accused of having sex with a student.

The 17-year-old reported 63-year-old Emma Neil Ogle to a staff member at Garinger High School in Charlotte on Thursday....
:shock:

You might be too old, though, not the stamina you used to have :P .
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Unread post by Whack9 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:52 pm

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Whack9 wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:56 pm
Jones big ass truck rental and storage:
:lol: :thumbup:

In case things don't work out with your girlfriend:
63-year-old teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student

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A North Carolina teacher is accused of having sex with a student.

The 17-year-old reported 63-year-old Emma Neil Ogle to a staff member at Garinger High School in Charlotte on Thursday....
:shock:

You might be too old, though, not the stamina you used to have :P .
Great googly moogly :wtf:

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Unread post by neoplacebo » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:44 pm

That woman is Tammy Faye's sister; when they asked Jim Bakker why he married Tammy Faye he said "because her sister wouldn't go out with me." Jim was a treacherous bastard and would sneak a poke on sis when Tammy Faye was out having her face sandblasted and tenderized. Jim enjoyed drawing little fake eyebrows on random areas of sis's body. This went on for years until sis's wrinkles sort of took the thrill off it.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:59 pm

neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:44 pm
That woman is Tammy Faye's sister; when they asked Jim Bakker why he married Tammy Faye he said "because her sister wouldn't go out with me." Jim was a treacherous bastard and would sneak a poke on sis when Tammy Faye was out having her face sandblasted and tenderized. Jim enjoyed drawing little fake eyebrows on random areas of sis's body. This went on for years until sis's wrinkles sort of took the thrill off it.
:o :D Eww.

Students outraged after calling suicide hotline on school IDs: 'It was kind of disbelief'

A California school district apologized after a group of middle-schoolers called what they thought was the suicide prevention hotline — only to discover it was actually a sex hotline.

The mix-up, which occurred at New Vista Middle School in Lancaster, Calif., was the result of an alleged misprint on the backs of the students' ID cards, CNN reported....
I don't believe it was accidental.

To be fair, sexual anxiety is a leading cause of youth suicide. Maybe this wasn't all bad ;) .
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Unread post by Whack9 » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:20 pm

The beautiful poetry of trump:

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (Canons) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1786892278/re ... VDb25GA86J

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Whack9 wrote:
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The beautiful poetry of trump:

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (Canons) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1786892278/re ... VDb25GA86J
https://www.theguardian.com/books/books ... nald-trump

I am the best
I predicted Apple’s stock would fall
I will build a great, great wall
I build buildings that are 94 stories tall
My hands – are they small?

Hot little girl in highschool
I’m a very compassionate person (With a very high IQ)
Just think, in a couple of years, I’ll be dating you
It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees
Come here, I’ll show you how life works. Please
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Unread post by Vrede too » Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:19 pm

Speaking of Rudy, WTF?

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Unread post by O Really » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:08 pm

From a review of a campground/RV park 40 miles from anywhere except Kings Canyon/Sequoia National Park:

"I have a extra large Great Pyrenees and people always want to come up and pet him I have met campers from all over the world Finland, Poland, Paris, Italy, Maryland, Iceland, and France." :lol: :lol:

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Unread post by Vrede too » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:15 pm

O Really wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:08 pm
From a review of a campground/RV park 40 miles from anywhere except Kings Canyon/Sequoia National Park:

"I have a extra large Great Pyrenees and people always want to come up and pet him I have met campers from all over the world Finland, Poland, Paris, Italy, Maryland, Iceland, and France." :lol: :lol:
That is funny . . . because Maryland should be listed first.
"Paris ... and France" is impressive.
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