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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:31 pm
Whack9 wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:54 pm
3 dollar tacos. Count me in.
:D Clever.

I don't mind mickey mouse setups, but I wonder about whatever the chair metal was coated with at the factory. :gthumb:
Probably no worse than the flavor packets they add to packs of beef jerky:

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Whack9 wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:02 am
Probably no worse than the flavor packets they add to packs of beef jerky:
:D

Cake for dessert!

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How about this home made BBQ grill:

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In the same vein as experience Cornelius:

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Whack9 wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:47 am
How about this home made BBQ grill:
Mmmm, fiberglass grilling for that "special" flavor.
Whack9 wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:00 am
In the same vein as experience Cornelius:
Wow, the song is exactly as creepy as he is.
This song inspired my business. It's called "Don't Leave You alone":



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I caught a "day labor" idiot collecting treated pine scraps to take home to smoke meat.
Said he did it all the time.
I explained why he shouldn't
I wanted to ask if that was what made him too fucking stupid to hold a real job.

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Mitch McConnell falls on ass, breaks shoulder. This confirms that he is, in fact, a shithead.

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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:20 pm
I caught a "day labor" idiot collecting treated pine scraps to take home to smoke meat.
Said he did it all the time.
I explained why he shouldn't
I wanted to ask if that was what made him too fucking stupid to hold a real job.
:lol: Meats smoked in a fiberglass smoker with treated pine scraps are extra "special".
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Mitch McConnell falls on ass, breaks shoulder. This confirms that he is, in fact, a shithead.
:D


Trump Botches Address to Nation, Says ‘Toledo’ Instead of ‘Dayton’
“May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo,” said the Teleprompter President
Tim Ryan
‏Verified account @TimRyan
(US Rep, candidate for POTUS)

Toledo. Fck me.
:lol:
Giffords
‏Verified account @GiffordsCourage

What Trump got wrong:

The city: It's Dayton, not Toledo.
The problem: It's gun access, not mental health & social media.
The solution: It’s commonsense gun laws, not empty promises.

Gun violence is a uniquely American crisis. That won’t change unless we strengthen our gun laws.
To be fair:
... At a fundraiser Sunday night, Biden referred to "the tragic events in Houston today and also in Michigan the day before," but later corrected himself, Fox News reported. He seemingly confused Houston for El Paso and Michigan for Ohio when addressing the shootings....

https://pjmedia.com/trending/democrats- ... ore-biden/
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Biden has always been plagued with gaffes of some sort, but there are a few differences:
1. Biden is a presidential candidate, but currently has no official government role; Trump is President*.
2. Biden made his remarks at a "fundraiser"; Trump's was an official statement on national coverage.
3. Biden acknowledged and corrected his error; Trump didn't and isn't likely to. Will probably deny saying it.
4. Biden (probably) wasn't reading his comment; Trump apparently went off-trail from his teleprompter and screwed up.

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I agree, I just didn't want Biden to entirely skate while we're mocking 45SHOLE.

Would we ever be able to tell the difference between typical Biden gaffes and senile dementia? ;)
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Note: I think this is KenM, an internet troll

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"Massive Moose Herd Invades Oregon Town"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals ... vi-AAFqoeI

Those are elk, you idiots.
:lol: :roll:

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"Massive Moose Herd Invades Oregon Town"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals ... vi-AAFqoeI

Those are elk, you idiots.
:lol: :roll:
:lol: Not just the headline, but also the blurb and the caption within the video. It takes a village to make idiots. Too bad MSN doesn't have a comment section, there would have been some good ones.

I checked BuzzVideos.com and searched for both "Oregon Town" and "Moose Herd" - "No videos found." :lol: , but they really should alert MSN that they screwed up.

I did find 'Wave' of kittens fills keepers with happiness! ;)
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Yeah, it's incredible how this stuff gets by, even for a fun fluff piece. Except for being four-legged hairy critters, an elk doesn't look anything at all like a moose. So maybe the caption person has never seen a moose or elk, then why pick "moose." A lot wrong with whatever they were "thinking" like, moose don't generally herd or travel close together. There are only about 60ish moose in Oregon anyway, and they're on the other side of the state.

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Still up on MSN.
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Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:13 pm
... There are only about 60ish moose in Oregon anyway, and they're on the other side of the state.
None in the Cascades? Now this funny topic has made me sad.

https://www.bendsource.com/bend/oregons ... id=2618330
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(Not a Florida) "Man accused of swimming naked in shark tank expected to plead guilty to mischief"

https://www.cp24.com/news/man-accused-o ... -1.4539248

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I can make this stuff up; word has it that Roger Stone, well known trump booster and general asshole, was nearly killed today from being attacked by a reef shark as he was masturbating in nearly waist high water. After a few minutes of savage thrashing and screaming, Roger managed to also beat off the shark and stagger to shore with a visible limp in his nearly severed left leg. And then, while he's writhing in agony there in the sand, a teenage PCP acolyte comes by and starts eating his fucking face. This was the third face eating incident in the past decade here in Fun City. Roger says "Ahhhhhh"

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neoplacebo wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:27 pm
I can make this stuff up; word has it that Roger Stone, well known trump booster and general asshole, was nearly killed today from being attacked by a reef shark as he was masturbating in nearly waist high water.... Roger managed to also beat off the shark ...
Nttawwt.
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Deep fake

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Win a trip for two to Newark, NJ!

https://www.newarkhappening.com/3pd/

Yes, I shit you not. I believe this is for real...

I'm afraid if I enter the contest I'll win because nobody else in the world would willingly enter a contest for a trip to Newark NJ. Then I'll feel obligated to go... So that means I'll really have lost.
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