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"When you can make people believe absurdities, you can make them commit atrocities."
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Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:38 am
Family safe after speeding car is knocked out of its path (with video)

Wow. It's like it's from Final Destination.
He would have gone right over them.


Reminds me of 1 of my 2 accidents. I would have been just off camera to the right, minding my own business, sitting at the stop sign and drinking a milkshake, when a similar accident came into my space and there was milkshake everywhere.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:47 am
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U.S. Diplomat's Wife Flees UK As Police Suspect Her In Fatal Hit-And-Run

... British Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab said in a statement that he has contacted U.S. Ambassador Woody Johnson “to express the U.K.’s disappointment with their decision, and to urge the Embassy to re-consider it.” ...
Woody Johnson?! Well, it does sound like he's being a real Dick Dick over this tragedy.
I hope Woody isn't 6'6" 290lbs who had the nickname "Big" when he was just a kid. Pretty shitty of the wife to flee the country after this. Perhaps the British legal system is not like ours, in which being innocent is expensive and you have to decide beforehand how innocent you want to be. When I got back to the US after almost three years in Japan, for a month or so I found myself on the wrong side of the road when making turns. But I never crashed or hit anything and did not have diplomatic immunity.
Update: After POSPOTUS abused the parents by trying to surprise them with a meeting with their son's murderer, there's:

White House and U.S. official's wife sued over teen's death in U.K.

POSPOTUS detests personal and national accountability.
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Jones big ass truck rental and storage:

Fuck 2019 2020

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Whack9 wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:56 pm
Jones big ass truck rental and storage:
:lol: :thumbup:

In case things don't work out with your girlfriend:
63-year-old teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student

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A North Carolina teacher is accused of having sex with a student.

The 17-year-old reported 63-year-old Emma Neil Ogle to a staff member at Garinger High School in Charlotte on Thursday....
:shock:

You might be too old, though, not the stamina you used to have :P .
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Vrede too wrote:
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Whack9 wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:56 pm
Jones big ass truck rental and storage:
:lol: :thumbup:

In case things don't work out with your girlfriend:
63-year-old teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student

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A North Carolina teacher is accused of having sex with a student.

The 17-year-old reported 63-year-old Emma Neil Ogle to a staff member at Garinger High School in Charlotte on Thursday....
:shock:

You might be too old, though, not the stamina you used to have :P .
Great googly moogly :wtf:
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That woman is Tammy Faye's sister; when they asked Jim Bakker why he married Tammy Faye he said "because her sister wouldn't go out with me." Jim was a treacherous bastard and would sneak a poke on sis when Tammy Faye was out having her face sandblasted and tenderized. Jim enjoyed drawing little fake eyebrows on random areas of sis's body. This went on for years until sis's wrinkles sort of took the thrill off it.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:44 pm
That woman is Tammy Faye's sister; when they asked Jim Bakker why he married Tammy Faye he said "because her sister wouldn't go out with me." Jim was a treacherous bastard and would sneak a poke on sis when Tammy Faye was out having her face sandblasted and tenderized. Jim enjoyed drawing little fake eyebrows on random areas of sis's body. This went on for years until sis's wrinkles sort of took the thrill off it.
:o :D Eww.

Students outraged after calling suicide hotline on school IDs: 'It was kind of disbelief'

A California school district apologized after a group of middle-schoolers called what they thought was the suicide prevention hotline — only to discover it was actually a sex hotline.

The mix-up, which occurred at New Vista Middle School in Lancaster, Calif., was the result of an alleged misprint on the backs of the students' ID cards, CNN reported....
I don't believe it was accidental.

To be fair, sexual anxiety is a leading cause of youth suicide. Maybe this wasn't all bad ;) .
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The beautiful poetry of trump:

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (Canons) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1786892278/re ... VDb25GA86J
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Whack9 wrote:
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The beautiful poetry of trump:

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (Canons) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1786892278/re ... VDb25GA86J
https://www.theguardian.com/books/books ... nald-trump

I am the best
I predicted Apple’s stock would fall
I will build a great, great wall
I build buildings that are 94 stories tall
My hands – are they small?

Hot little girl in highschool
I’m a very compassionate person (With a very high IQ)
Just think, in a couple of years, I’ll be dating you
It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees
Come here, I’ll show you how life works. Please
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From a review of a campground/RV park 40 miles from anywhere except Kings Canyon/Sequoia National Park:

"I have a extra large Great Pyrenees and people always want to come up and pet him I have met campers from all over the world Finland, Poland, Paris, Italy, Maryland, Iceland, and France." :lol: :lol:

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O Really wrote:
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From a review of a campground/RV park 40 miles from anywhere except Kings Canyon/Sequoia National Park:

"I have a extra large Great Pyrenees and people always want to come up and pet him I have met campers from all over the world Finland, Poland, Paris, Italy, Maryland, Iceland, and France." :lol: :lol:
That is funny . . . because Maryland should be listed first.
"Paris ... and France" is impressive.
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Marianne Williamson Apologizes For Spreading Fake Story About Trump Pardoning Charles Manson

She's an anti-vaxxer, too.

Dem wingnuts routinely poll "below 1% among Democratic voters."
Repug wingnuts get the POTUS nomination.
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Marianne Williamson Apologizes For Spreading Fake Story About Trump Pardoning Charles Manson

She's an anti-vaxxer, too.

Dem wingnuts routinely poll "below 1% among Democratic voters."
Repug wingnuts get the POTUS nomination.
Yeah, not only that, but the former contestants for the nomination also become wingnuts. It's the wingnuttery thing to do. They have no choice.

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"A Winnipeg Man"...
Trucks and RV go through the ice on fishing trip.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/i ... &ocid=iehp

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"A Winnipeg Man"...
Trucks and RV go through the ice on fishing trip.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/i ... ar-BBY0bcS
"... because we've seen a thing or two."


What are vegans and vegetarians gonna do, demand anesthesia?

Plants emit ultrasonic 'scream' when they are hurt, researchers find

I had a girlfriend that did that. It drove the neighborhood dogs nuts.

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Marijuana is all singing and dancing when smoked.
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Woman (not in Florida) decorates her roof with a giant lit dick. Got the attention she expected. Seems appropriate to me, though, as she lives in Johnson County. :lol:

https://heavy.com/news/2019/12/shelby-gash/

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O Really wrote:
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Woman (not in Florida) decorates her roof with a giant lit dick. Got the attention she expected. Seems appropriate to me, though, as she lives in Johnson County. :lol:

https://heavy.com/news/2019/12/shelby-gash/
An image of Rick Scott?


A massive wind turbine in New York City crashes down onto a car

Liarbart is reporting that the car has a Green New Deal/AOC! bumper sticker, while Faux Noise claims that the turbine was aggressively trying to attack a flock of birds.
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