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Just for Fun

Unread post by Stinger » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:31 pm

Whatever blew your skirt up today. A joke. A picture. An event. Something Bachman said.
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Re: Just for Fun

Unread post by O Really » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:57 pm

Stinger wrote:Whatever blew your skirt up today. A joke. A picture. An event. Something Bachman said.
Funny you should mention...
http://www.pikebrewing.com/beers_PikeKiltLifter.shtml

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Re: Just for Fun

Unread post by rstrong » Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:03 pm

Whenever I see Leo Lyons' avatar, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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Unread post by Stinger » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:12 am

rstrong wrote:Whenever I see Leo Lyons' avatar, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Two for two. That's the other one I grabbed this morning before work.
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Unread post by ex-member » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:18 am

Thanks for the smiles, everyone.

Take care.

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Unread post by homerfobe » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:38 am

O Really wrote:
Stinger wrote:Whatever blew your skirt up today. A joke. A picture. An event. Something Bachman said.
Funny you should mention...
http://www.pikebrewing.com/beers_PikeKiltLifter.shtml
So you look up under kilts.
Proudly Telling It Like It Is: In Your Face! Whether You Like It Or Not!

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Unread post by Stinger » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:54 am

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Unread post by Stinger » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:55 am

Roaring into the 21st century.
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Unread post by Stinger » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:31 pm

The power of The Force can really come in handy sometimes.
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Unread post by Sixty Two » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:36 pm

I am more prone to be inquisitive. I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are, and did you learn anything....

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Unread post by Guest » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:04 pm

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around WalMart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.

What does your wife look like?' To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, ------- let's look for yours."

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Unread post by Guest » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:10 pm

Thanks Banni! Oh crap---that hurt to watch!



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Unread post by Stinger » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:54 pm

From an e-mail I got today:

When you are over sixty who gives a $hit?

This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friends over there instead of you."

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Unread post by Crock Hunter » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:56 pm

Boat's post on the LEO thread. . . . .
Boatrocker wrote:Beer makes you smarter.

Made me think of the Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin:

"No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Think I'll have another.. . 8-) .. .
`~~~:< .. Welcome to the Swamp.. .. Swim Fast..

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Re: Just for Fun

Unread post by Guest » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:50 pm

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, a typical non-romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

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Unread post by Sixty Two » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:05 pm

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I am more prone to be inquisitive. I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are, and did you learn anything....

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Unread post by Sixty Two » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:10 pm

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I am more prone to be inquisitive. I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are, and did you learn anything....

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Unread post by Leo Lyons » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:54 pm

Sixty Two wrote:Image
Remind me to never Kung-Fu a rooster! :lol: Now that's funny!

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Unread post by neoplacebo » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:35 pm

Sixty Two wrote:Image
Damn! Is that Colonel Taylor illustrating his modus operandi? Sure looks like it.

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