Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Am I a Pilot Officer?

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That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
I have no idea.

I don't know how the titles are assigned or by whom, nor according to wut parameters.

I'm not quibbling with mine; if it was accurate it couldn't be posted in a family forum.
Buh-Bye, President Plump...

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.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
"When you can make people believe absurdities, you can make them commit atrocities."
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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:59 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
That's easy for you to say, Mister Superslick Cubmaster.

I bet the enlisted wouldn't like me less as one of them.
"Pilot Officer" sounds so weak and wishy washy, like
second understudy or seventh violin. I guess I could
just take a bit part and build it up. I've done it before.

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Ulysses wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:42 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
I have no idea.

I don't know how the titles are assigned or by whom, nor according to wut parameters.

I'm not quibbling with mine; if it was accurate it couldn't be posted in a family forum.
You don't even check what kind of places you're bringing me to?

"Pilot Officer"? I have feelings, you know. Feelings.

But do you care? No, not as long as you get to use the officers' latrine.

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.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:45 am
Ulysses wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:42 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
I have no idea.

I don't know how the titles are assigned or by whom, nor according to wut parameters.

I'm not quibbling with mine; if it was accurate it couldn't be posted in a family forum.
You don't even check what kind of places you're bringing me to?

"Pilot Officer"? I have feelings, you know. Feelings.

But do you care? No, not as long as you get to use the officers' latrine.
But, as a Pilot Officer, you get to clean the officers' latrine.
Buh-Bye, President Plump...

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Ulysses wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:10 am
.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:45 am
Ulysses wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:42 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
I have no idea.

I don't know how the titles are assigned or by whom, nor according to wut parameters.

I'm not quibbling with mine; if it was accurate it couldn't be posted in a family forum.
You don't even check what kind of places you're bringing me to?

"Pilot Officer"? I have feelings, you know. Feelings.

But do you care? No, not as long as you get to use the officers' latrine.
But, as a Pilot Officer, you get to clean the officers' latrine.
Just be careful that I don't.

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:23 am
Ulysses wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:10 am
.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:45 am
Ulysses wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:42 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:11 am
That's what it says under where my name appears on the forum.
It says "Pilot Officer". So first of all, what is that, a pilot officer?
And secondly, if I don't want to be one of them after I find out
what it is, how do I get it changed? Rather than that, I've got my
new title. I'd rather be listed as a "Swaddling Clothier". No rush.

Thanks.
I have no idea.

I don't know how the titles are assigned or by whom, nor according to wut parameters.

I'm not quibbling with mine; if it was accurate it couldn't be posted in a family forum.
You don't even check what kind of places you're bringing me to?

"Pilot Officer"? I have feelings, you know. Feelings.

But do you care? No, not as long as you get to use the officers' latrine.
But, as a Pilot Officer, you get to clean the officers' latrine.
Just be careful that I don't.
No problem. I don't use it anyway, not since Banni put out the shelter in place order.
Buh-Bye, President Plump...

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:42 am
Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:59 pm
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
That's easy for you to say, Mister Superslick Cubmaster.

I bet the enlisted wouldn't like me less as one of them.
"Pilot Officer" sounds so weak and wishy washy, like
second understudy or seventh violin. I guess I could
just take a bit part and build it up. I've done it before.
That's the ol' Academy spirit!

Hey, I earned my rank. It was bestowed by O Really after years of getting right-wingers to obsessively detest me, with one even going so far as to stalk and threaten me irl.

It's not up to me, but you could also end up as Pilot Lite, the thin, tasteless variety of pilot, or Pilot Whale, an unfortunate commentary on your physique.
"When you can make people believe absurdities, you can make them commit atrocities."
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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Vrede too wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:53 am
.Oomba. wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:42 am
Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:59 pm
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
That's easy for you to say, Mister Superslick Cubmaster.

I bet the enlisted wouldn't like me less as one of them.
"Pilot Officer" sounds so weak and wishy washy, like
second understudy or seventh violin. I guess I could
just take a bit part and build it up. I've done it before.
That's the ol' Academy spirit!

Hey, I earned my rank. It was bestowed by O Really after years of getting right-wingers to obsessively detest me, with one even going so far as to stalk and threaten me irl.

It's not up to me, but you could also end up as Pilot Lite, the thin, tasteless variety of pilot, or Pilot Whale, an unfortunate commentary on your physique.
Or somewhere in between, as Pilot Paunchez.

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Paunchy Pilot?

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Featured on tonight's flight or ride:



Which brings up the question,
am I a boat or plane Pilot Officer?

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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Because if I'm a boat Pilot Officer,
I'm going to want to play this next:



So I need to know.

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But if I'm a plane Pilot Officer, I'm
probably going to want to play this:



I really need to know.

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Or, seeing that it's still Easter in some parts of the world, you could have wound up with the title "Pompeo Pilot"...

So, count your blessings.
Buh-Bye, President Plump...

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COVID-19. Wash your hands, Pontius Pilot. If you forget, Pilot Error.
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Vrede too wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:49 am
COVID-19. Wash your hands, Pontius Pilot. If you forget, Pilot Error.
Careful lest you Pilot too high.

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Ranks are based on how many posts you've made, except for some rare exceptions.

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Re: Am I a Pilot Officer?

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.Oomba. wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:51 pm
Careful lest you Pilot too high.
Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:59 pm
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
Or worse:
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:lol: You've been Crozier-ed:
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2494&p=117701#p117701
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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:14 pm
.Oomba. wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:51 pm
Careful lest you Pilot too high.
Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:59 pm
PM banni. He doesn't closely monitor all threads. Or, enjoy your rank, you might get demoted to enlisted man or cadet.
Or worse:
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:lol: You've been Crozier-ed:
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2494&p=117701#p117701
God bless all the janitors.

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