The America Thread

A properly run conservative forum with conservative mods. ;)
Note: Conservatives abandoned this due to the need to ban everyone they disagree with.
Contact the admin if you would like to moderate this forum. The admin is more than willing to change images and theme as you see fit.
JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:44 pm

For all things AMERICAN:


Image

Image

Image
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:38 pm

Image

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:39 pm

Image

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:50 pm

bannination wrote:Image
When it comes to America, I always say the more the merrier.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:02 pm

An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Source - The internet. Based on a true story.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
neoplacebo
Admiral of the Fleet
Posts: 3865
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 pm
Location: Kingsport TN

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by neoplacebo » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:02 pm

Touching, and extremely patriotic. But get this.....the muscum Obama is gonna release all the crack addicts that are now in prison so they can sign up for Obamacare and smoke and sell more crack. I swear this is true, I noticed it on a yahoo news site. Shit.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:10 am

Image

Image
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:32 am

Image

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:30 am

Image

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:33 am

Image
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:35 am

Image
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:42 am

bannination wrote:Image
The Europeans I've had the most encounters with are Quebecers and they all acted pompous and uppity just like that dude on the left.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:59 pm



You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:33 pm

God bless Sarah Palin

Image

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:58 am

You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
neoplacebo
Admiral of the Fleet
Posts: 3865
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 pm
Location: Kingsport TN

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by neoplacebo » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:23 pm

I ain't seen no American Indians on here yet. We kicked their asses good so they should have an honorable mention. Peace pipe, my ass.

User avatar
neoplacebo
Admiral of the Fleet
Posts: 3865
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 pm
Location: Kingsport TN

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by neoplacebo » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:30 pm

I can't help but notice that there's also a total lack of anti Jane Fonda in this here thing. Shit, this is America.

JTA
Commander
Posts: 3898
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by JTA » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:20 am

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1952 ... &hpt=hp_c2
The Canadian snowboard team talked a big game coming into the first-ever men's slopestyle competition, but they came up short. In the end, it was a resounding "U-S-A! U-S-A!" chant that broke out at the end of the first medal event of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

When U.S. snowboarding favorite Shaun White dropped out of the slopestyle event to focus on the halfpipe competition, Canadians Max Parrot and Sebastien Toutant criticized the two-time gold medalist by claiming he was withdrawing because he knew he couldn't win, according to Stephanie Myles of Yahoo! Sports Canada.

But after expectations of at the very least two Canadians medaling, only one finished on the podium. Mark McMorris earned the bronze medal behind silver medalist Staale Sandbech of Norway and Sage Kotsenburg of the U.S.
Take that, Canada. Clearly another US victory over communism.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

User avatar
bannination
Captain
Posts: 4553
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:58 am
Location: Hendersonville
Contact:

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by bannination » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:51 pm

Vrede wrote:All that healthcare has made them soft.
You mean lack of healthcare.... I mean you get sick in Canada and you're pretty much dead with all those wait lists and death panels.

User avatar
neoplacebo
Admiral of the Fleet
Posts: 3865
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 pm
Location: Kingsport TN

Re: The America Thread

Unread post by neoplacebo » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:10 pm

I was encouraged today by Representative Issa valiantly continuing to get to the sordid and awful truth of the IRS scandal as it relates to our own efforts. Needless to say, he was soundly ridiculed by the dims......dimbasses.

Post Reply