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Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth arrived at the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The Angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”

The Angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”

The Angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”

Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”

"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush... beats a pair, no matter how big they are.”




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That one went straight down the shitter in a hurry.

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.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:32 am
That one went straight down the shitter in a hurry.
Like a Trump press conference!

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I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.

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Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Are you over it yet?
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:08 am
Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Are you over it yet?

Yep.

Only took 30 seconds.

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GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:08 am
Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Are you over it yet?
He must have had a micro drunk episode!
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Ulysses wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:08 pm
GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:08 am
Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Are you over it yet?
He must have had a micro drunk episode!
You're the one posting the lewd photos.

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.Oomba. wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:49 pm
Ulysses wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:08 pm
GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:08 am
Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Are you over it yet?
He must have had a micro drunk episode!
You're the one posting the lewd photos.
Please don't be telling us that you find photos of Trump in his undies to be titillating...
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Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Here's hoping you make a speedy recovery from that brief fling with religion; it should not take long to examine and discard it. And if you happen to bop over to Ireland, give Mick Mulvaney a good fine slap to the side of his head for me. Thanks.

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Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Which god?
Sides must be chosen.
"Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through."
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:14 am
Limier than most wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 am
I appreciate this thread. Thank you.


I just briefly found religion specifically so I can pray to God for Our Leader, Boris Johnson, to made a speedy recovery.
Which god?
Sides must be chosen.

The one with the bear.



Or was it a beard?

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Limier than most wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:37 pm
... Or was it a beard?
Like Karen Sue Pence?

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Vrede too wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:41 pm
Limier than most wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:37 pm
... Or was it a beard?
Like Karen Sue Pence?

Nttawwt.
Now now, be nice to Mikey. He's the only adult in the room.
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