Not a moose this time

[rstrong]

OH DEAR GOD I JUST HIT A UNICORN

[homerfobe]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

[Ombudsman]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

Wow. There's that same theme again. Do you think about anything else?

[homerfobe]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

Wow. There's that same theme again. Do you think about anything else?

What's it to you? You writing a book? If so, kiss my a** and call it a love story.

[rstrong]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

Wow. There's that same theme again. Do you think about anything else?

He IS a gay pride parade.

[Ombudsman]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

Wow. There's that same theme again. Do you think about anything else?

What's it to you? You writing a book? If so, kiss my a** and call it a love story.

Yet again, that same theme emerges. Have you considered Match dot com or speed dating perhaps?

[homerfobe]

I think you just splattered hell out of a gay pride parade.

Wow. There's that same theme again. Do you think about anything else?

He IS a gay pride parade.

You shouldn't have called Ombudsman that!

Have you considered Match dot com or speed dating perhaps?

I have no desire to meet you; sorry.

[Ombudsman]

I wouldn't think you would. That would require some cahoonas. You're better off pounding insults from a keyboard.

[homerfobe]

I wouldn't think you would. That would require some cahoonas.

You didn't say you had a "cahoonas" fetish. None of your own?

[homerfobe]

Yeah, but it was a pretty good joke.

That's was the intent. Ommy is so absorbed with gays he can't take a joke.

[Stinger]

Since rstrong started this:

[Stinger]

And ....

[Ombudsman]

Yeah, but it was a pretty good joke.

That's was the intent. Ommy is so absorbed with gays he can't take a joke.

Sorry Nancy, but I'm not "absorbed" with you or any of your sisters. Maybe you should try speed dating. It'd probably be a little more effective than this routine.

[homerfobe]

Maybe you should try speed dating. It'd probably be a little more effective than this routine.

If I've got to run 'em down, to hell with 'em.

[rstrong]

Meanwhile in Canada....

[Wneglia]

[rstrong]

Meanwhile, 2 Canadian prisoners pull off a helicopter escape but still can't mange to stay free for 24 hours.

If you're going to choose a getaway vehicle, chose one that won't be tracked by radar. Especially after the pilot quietly sets the transponder to 7500 to let everyone know that he's been hijacked.

It's a classic case of "if you can see them, they can see you." If helicopters can track your car on the ground, a fleet of police cars on ground can track your helicopter. Especially when the folks at the prison can watch your helicopter fly into the distance for 20 minutes, and radar can pick it up from there, and everyone coordinates by radio.

[rstrong]

They didn't think it through, eh? Maybe landing in a shopping mall parking lot or on top of a skyscraper would have been smarter.

The advantage of a shopping mall is that you can blend in with the crowd. The problem is that a Hell's Angel in prison garb doesn't blend in very well. Still, they could leave via another exit in a hurry, with a car waiting, and swap cars soon after.

The problem with a skyscraper pad is that it'll take you a few minutes to go down to a level with an elevator, a few more minutes to wait for an elevator, and a few more to descend to the ground. With numerous stops on the way. By then the police will have the building surrounded, and they'll only let out people who don't match the description on the radio. (Hell's Angel, possibly still in prison garb.)

[Leo Lyons]

Meanwhile, 2 Canadian prisoners pull off a (helicopter escape) but still can't mange to stay free for 24 hours.

They didn't think it through, eh? Maybe landing in a shopping mall parking lot or on top of a skyscraper would have been smarter.

I imagine their mange was so irritating they couldn't think.

[Leo Lyons]

They didn't think it through, eh? Maybe landing in a shopping mall parking lot or on top of a skyscraper would have been smarter.

The advantage of a shopping mall is that you can blend in with the crowd. The problem is that a Hell's Angel in prison garb

If you're going to highjack a helicopter, you should probably think of a change of clothes.

doesn't blend in very well.

Okay, Walmart parking lot then.

Still, they could leave via another exit in a hurry, with a car waiting, and swap cars soon after.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, not necessarily going inside.

The problem with a skyscraper pad is that it'll take you a few minutes to go down to a level with an elevator, a few more minutes to wait for an elevator, and a few more to descend to the ground. With numerous stops on the way. By then the police will have the building surrounded, and they'll only let out people who don't match the description on the radio. (Hell's Angel, possibly still in prison garb.)

Maybe, I've never planned a jail break . . . well, not one I intended to go through with. That would be a fast response to cover all the exits so quickly.

All they would have had to do was land behind the Walmart where the 'chopper wouldn't be seen right away, run into Walmart where they would have blended in the crowd so very easily....