Can't make this (stuff) up

[bannination]

Well.... you win the weird!

[mike]

The intent of this thread is for assorted true and hopefully not partisan weirdness, not just my entry.

Wiener bans wieners

Nuts! (no pun intended)

Time to cancel my plans to go to SF ... however, I see the article was about guys, are the gals exempt?
That would be cool ... if so, I might have to not cancel my plans.

[mike]

Not sure, the article says, "prohibits exposed genitals in most public places," but only mentions complaints about men. Maybe no one complained about naked women.

Not surprised. Generally, I wouldn't ... well, maybe if she was fat I would complain but that's just my bias ...

Otherwise ...

[mike]

Fat enough, male or female, and exposed genitalia aren't an issue and wouldn't warrant a ticket or arrest.

lawl, true.

Let's see them try to arrest a fat guy wherein his genitals are hidden ... (really, I don't want to see it)

Even so, a thin gal ... can you really see their genitals when they're naked ... I mean if they don't have an overly large labia? Even so, is that really a part of a woman's genitalia ... I mean overtly so?

Where's Doc?

[Stinger]

And they ran 55 pictures of Kim Jong Un in all sorts of sexy poses along with the article.

And they've been punked by the Onion before:

"In 2002, the Beijing Evening News, one of the capital city's biggest tabloids at the time, published as news the fictional account that the U.S. Congress wanted a new building and that it might leave Washington. The Onion article was a deadpan spoof of the way sports teams threaten to leave cities in order to get new stadiums."

The 2002 Onion article said that the Congress wanted a building with a retractable dome.

[Leo Lyons]

The police should distribute pamphlets with detailed descriptions and graphics so that the public is not confused.

I can see where confusion would be an issue in San Francisco; even with detailed descriptions and graphics.
Never know any more. There's some weird-ass life forms in SF.

[Stinger]

Ambulance gets 'booted' while paramedics tend to emergency

NEW ORLEANS - The Quicky's convenience store in Mid-City takes its parking lot rules seriously. Very seriously.
About 4 p.m. Friday, New Orleans paramedics rushed inside the store for a man with a life-threatening medical issue.
They worked on the patient with chest pain, put him inside the vehicle, then started to speed off.
The paramedics “heard a loud noise,” and the vehicle came to a screeching halt, according to Jeb Tate, spokesman for New Orleans Emergency Medical Services.
The medics stepped out and found a boot on their ambulance.
Convenience store employees allegedly put a restrictive parking boot on the ambulance. And now it was stuck.
The paramedics were perplexed.
Tate said the ambulance had its emergency lights on the whole time.
[read more]

LINK

[Supsalemgr]

Do not be surprised at anything that happens in NOLA.

[Leo Lyons]

The "Sexy Goddess of China"?

China bans rowdy game show for 'wanton' content

[Leo Lyons]

The intent of this thread is for assorted true and hopefully not partisan weirdness...

I can see where confusion would be an issue in San Francisco; even with detailed descriptions and graphics.
Never know any more. There's some weird-ass life forms in SF.

Do not be surprised at anything that happens in NOLA.

Hey Miss Manners, you started this thread.....about Weiner's weiner. How weird is that?

[Wneglia]

The intent of this thread is for assorted true and hopefully not partisan weirdness...

I can see where confusion would be an issue in San Francisco; even with detailed descriptions and graphics.
Never know any more. There's some weird-ass life forms in SF.

Do not be surprised at anything that happens in NOLA.

Hey Miss Manners, you started this thread.....about Weiner's weiner. How weird is that?

I thought it was this Weiner's weiner.

[O Really]

Deer take over PA racetrack...Bambi wins!
http://news.yahoo.com/video/raw-deer-ov ... 19984.html

[O Really]

Unfortunate names for apparently real businesses...

http://now.msn.com/funny-business-signs-and-names

[rstrong]

Ambulance gets 'booted' while paramedics tend to emergency

NEW ORLEANS - The Quicky's convenience store in Mid-City takes its parking lot rules seriously. Very seriously.
About 4 p.m. Friday, New Orleans paramedics rushed inside the store for a man with a life-threatening medical issue.
They worked on the patient with chest pain, put him inside the vehicle, then started to speed off.
The paramedics “heard a loud noise,” and the vehicle came to a screeching halt, according to Jeb Tate, spokesman for New Orleans Emergency Medical Services.
The medics stepped out and found a boot on their ambulance.
Convenience store employees allegedly put a restrictive parking boot on the ambulance. And now it was stuck.
The paramedics were perplexed.
Tate said the ambulance had its emergency lights on the whole time.
[read more]

LINK

The person responsible has lost his job, and has been issued a citation by the New Orleans Police Department for simple criminal damage to property. [Link]

According to the police report, Aleywa didn't realize it was an ambulance that he booted, and added that he doesn't speak any English.

[Supsalemgr]

Ambulance gets 'booted' while paramedics tend to emergency

NEW ORLEANS - The Quicky's convenience store in Mid-City takes its parking lot rules seriously. Very seriously.
About 4 p.m. Friday, New Orleans paramedics rushed inside the store for a man with a life-threatening medical issue.
They worked on the patient with chest pain, put him inside the vehicle, then started to speed off.
The paramedics “heard a loud noise,” and the vehicle came to a screeching halt, according to Jeb Tate, spokesman for New Orleans Emergency Medical Services.
The medics stepped out and found a boot on their ambulance.
Convenience store employees allegedly put a restrictive parking boot on the ambulance. And now it was stuck.
The paramedics were perplexed.
Tate said the ambulance had its emergency lights on the whole time.
[read more]

LINK

The person responsible has lost his job, and has been issued a citation by the New Orleans Police Department for simple criminal damage to property. [Link]

According to the police report, Aleywa didn't realize it was an ambulance that he booted, and added that he doesn't speak any English.

As I said. Don't be surprised at anything that happen in NOLA.

[billy.pilgrim]

I didn't realize the people in NO are different

that would explain why the faux news personalities and their drooling watchers laughed at the katrina victims


but are now so outraged that obama hasn't put on an apron and repaired every home in the NE for the "normal" people

[Supsalemgr]

"I didn't realize the people in NO are different"

Obviously, BP has not spent much time there.

[Stinger]

"I didn't realize the people in NO are different"

Obviously, BP has not spent much time there.

Whooooooosh!



(Defective Colon can't see the above picture.)

[Leo Lyons]

A younger Aunt Jemima?

[billy.pilgrim]

"I didn't realize the people in NO are different"

Obviously, BP has not spent much time there.

spent a lot of time there, good people all around


again, how are the people in NO different than normal people?