... Junior’s new book, “Triggered: How The Left Thrives On Hate And Wants To Silence Us,” reached the top of The New York Times’ bestseller list and he couldn’t help but brag about the accomplishment.
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
I dedicated #Triggered to the Deplorables and you guys made it #1... let’s do it again at the voting booth in November. You are the best!!! #MAGA
Junior’s post didn’t go unnoticed by many Twitter users. In fact, the braggy tweet “triggered” all sorts of hilarious snark.
One of the main themes of the clap back was whether President Donald Trump’s eldest son should really be bragging, considering the book’s No. 1 status wasn’t exactly the result of organic consumer interest.
See the cross at the end of the “Triggered” entry? That means a massive bulk buy aided its sales.
Indeed, the Republican National Committee announced last week it was giving away signed copies to people who donated at least $50 to the group.
Note that books by Dem Flea, bassist of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elton John and Hillary Rodham Clinton are all on the list WITHOUT a cross indicating massive bulk sales.
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Good job little buddy. The bulk buy helped.
Tom Arnold
@TomArnold
Fake News. Don Jr didn't earn #1. Donald Trump made RNC buy thousands Don Jr.'s crap book for Trump 2020. Not for Don Jr but so Don Sr didn't look like he had a loser son like his dad did. I've gotten 6 emails offering free SIGNED copies of Twiggered. They're desperate
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thought y’all hated the New York Times though?
I thought the failing New York Times was a purveyor of fake news?
It's the "failing" New York Times!! They're fake news!! I don't believe anything they print!!
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Why is your book listed under nonfiction?
But comedian John Melendez was happy to help Junior put his achievement in its proper perspective.
John Melendez
@stutteringjohnm
Your book may be number 1 but you are number 2.
More at link.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
If an STD is broadly defined as the persistent, unwanted and harmful result of unprotected sex, Donny Jr. qualifies.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
One of the books I've read about trump relates how he was reluctant to name his first son Don Junior because he was worried about "what if he's a fuckup?" This is likely one of the few times trump has been correct about anything. Plus, the fact that trump's dad's middle name is Christ has made me wonder if trump's middle name is Jesus. I think we should see the birth certificate.
One of the books I've read about trump relates how he was reluctant to name his first son Don Junior because he was worried about "what if he's a fuckup?" This is likely one of the few times trump has been correct about anything. Plus, the fact that trump's dad's middle name is Christ has made me wonder if trump's middle name is Jesus. I think we should see the birth certificate.
He's 3 for 4 fuckups, plus inlaws, with Barron's fate still unknown. So far, Tiffany seems cool.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
One of the books I've read about trump relates how he was reluctant to name his first son Don Junior because he was worried about "what if he's a fuckup?" This is likely one of the few times trump has been correct about anything. Plus, the fact that trump's dad's middle name is Christ has made me wonder if trump's middle name is Jesus. I think we should see the birth certificate.
He's 3 for 4 fuckups, plus inlaws, with Barron's fate still unknown. So far, Tiffany seems cool.
President Donald Trump’s eldest son praised his father on Twitter “for his commitment to empowering black Americans to live happier, more prosperous lives.”
President Trump also sparked anger by trying to turn the holiday into a tribute to himself with a tweet linking it to the three-year anniversary of his inauguration.
Trump Jr.’s post was predictably pounced upon by dozens of critics on Twitter.
“Would it kill Trump Jr to tweet something respectful about MLK without mentioning his father,” asked one.
Translation: As y'all remember MLK, remember my father.
The Narcissism in Trump's family is extraordinary.
This is Martin Luther King Day. Not "I Have To Stroke Daddy's Ego Day".
More at link.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
President Donald Trump’s eldest son praised his father on Twitter “for his commitment to empowering black Americans to live happier, more prosperous lives.”
President Trump also sparked anger by trying to turn the holiday into a tribute to himself with a tweet linking it to the three-year anniversary of his inauguration.
Trump Jr.’s post was predictably pounced upon by dozens of critics on Twitter.
“Would it kill Trump Jr to tweet something respectful about MLK without mentioning his father,” asked one.
Translation: As y'all remember MLK, remember my father.
The Narcissism in Trump's family is extraordinary.
This is Martin Luther King Day. Not "I Have To Stroke Daddy's Ego Day".
More at link.
And just think of it; next month we'll have Lincoln's birthday, which will give him and Junior a great opportunity to self gloat, and, as if that weren't enough, next month is also President's Day, which will no doubt result in an orgy of self congratulatory exaggerated bullshit. For me, I will think of the trump clan on Groundhog day next month and wish the entire goddamn family would move to an abandoned missile silo in North Dakota.
Great minds . . .
I saw that, considered posting it here in all First Trailer Trash Family, and within an hour of when you posted it I posted elsewhere:
Most corrupt admin* ever.
Hey Trumpettes, you go right ahead and keep funneling your "campaign" donations straight into IMPOSPOTUS Klan pockets, lol.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
And just think of it; next month we'll have Lincoln's birthday, which will give him and Junior a great opportunity to self gloat, and, as if that weren't enough, next month is also President's Day, which will no doubt result in an orgy of self congratulatory exaggerated bullshit. For me, I will think of the trump clan on Groundhog day next month and wish the entire goddamn family would move to an abandoned missile silo in North Dakota.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
As an aside, Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be the main squeeze of former San Francisco mayor and current California governor Gavin Newsome.
Wife, 2001-2006.
I think he'd be a good Prez candidate. Too bad he's not in the race this year, but I guess his tenure as CA governor is shorter than might be best. Maybe next time.
"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916
No disagreement here, billy.pilgrim. My semi-fond feelings for her (Melania) and Tiffany are mostly relative to the rest of the POSPOTUS Klan - they don't speak in public much, rarely discuss politics and as JTA points out, they can barely hide their disdain for Dolt .45.
My feelings about Melania have since changed, but I'm still okay with Tiffany. I also like that she is pursuing her own profession rather than the family greed-fest.
... Sources involved with the campaign say that Tiffany is "not expected to play any role in the campaign, apart from appearing at the occasional event." ...
Sounds like typical dishonest POSPOTUS spin to me. I'll bet Tiffany has told daddy and the campaign to shove it.
She did it in 3 years - normal, but it still takes focus. Correct, O Really?
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"Strike against manufacturing shrapnel and gas bombs and all other tools of murder!... Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction.... Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought!"
-- Helen Keller, Carnegie Hall, 1916