Covid-19 Safe Greetings

[Vrede too]

and 100% safety back at ya'.

For 95% safety we're supposed to elbow bump, but we're also supposed to cough into our elbows. :confusion-scratchheadblue:

[O Really]

and 100% safety back at ya'.

For 95% safety we're supposed to elbow bump, but we're also supposed to cough into our elbows. :confusion-scratchheadblue:

And use those coughed-in elbows to open doors.

Handshake is a tough habit for some to break. It's funny how ingrained it is. I've sat chatting with some fellow traveler for a half-hour and sometimes during the conversation we exchange names and their hand pops out automatically like on a spring. Not hard for me to break - I've only been a hand-shaker as absolutely required for etiquette purposes.

[Whack9]

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[Vrede too]

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:?:

[bannination]

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:?:

That's a single covid virus, we have now all been infected.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[GoCubsGo]

Did my first elbow bump yesterday. Kinda weird, but beats getting sick.

[Whack9]

Did my first elbow bump yesterday. Kinda weird, but beats getting sick.

Same. Also head butting people.

[Vrede too]

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:?:

That's a single covid virus, we have now all been infected.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn you, Whack9!

[Whack9]

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:?:

That's a single covid virus, we have now all been infected.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn you, Whack9!

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

[Vrede too]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

[Whack9]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

[GoCubsGo]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

[Vrede too]

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

Maybe smart, maybe not. If you have to escape to the woods people trackers will think it's elk shit. Otoh, elk hunters may follow you.

[Whack9]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

Spam is too low class for my highly refined canned meat palate.

[neoplacebo]

I think Spam is making a comeback.

[GoCubsGo]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

Spam is too low class for my highly refined canned meat palate.

Mary Kitchen Corned Beef Hash?

[neoplacebo]

Here's my Coronavirus greeting; an old song from 71
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJg2FHse_Tk

[billy.pilgrim]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

gotta have spam; some sardines and a few cans of those tiny smoked oysters from china would all make for some kinda fine eating alongside the corn dogs, fried spam and beer.

[Whack9]

1) Bud lite.
2) Gas station corn dogs.
3) Great Value Cola.

Stick with this and you'll be cured because the coronavirus will be too disgusted with your diet to wanna hang out and will seeker more fertile grounds.

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

gotta have spam; some sardines and a few cans of those tiny smoked oysters from china would all make for some kinda fine eating alongside the corn dogs, fried spam and beer.

Wash it all down with a swig of grape drink from the dollar store. The sugar water us poors drank as kids. The stuff that gave us all diabetes by age 11.



Wait... I wonder if I can turn some grape drink into wine...?

[billy.pilgrim]

As will your friends and family.

Which works out well, since that means they won't dip into the two thousand cans of Vienna sausages I stockpiled to tide me over till the apocalypse passes.

No Spam?

gotta have spam; some sardines and a few cans of those tiny smoked oysters from china would all make for some kinda fine eating alongside the corn dogs, fried spam and beer.

Wash it all down with a swig of grape drink from the dollar store. The sugar water us poors drank as kids. The stuff that gave us all diabetes by age 11.



Wait... I wonder if I can turn some grape drink into wine...?

It will kill the yeast