MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

[billy.pilgrim]

My Thanks to the "late" Mr. B for creating this thread!
Some funny stuff right here.

Twas the night before xmas
by Vrede, voxoreeson (Bungalow Bill), k9nanny
Created December 24, 2013 or earlier

Cookies and milk for the big guy to savor,
Besides the gifts, just one more favor;
Would he, could he, might he dare?
Mr.B's butt was buttered and bare;

...B went to his closet,
Where his blow up doll was stowed,
And spent all night puffing,
Till by morning it was fully blowed.

And when he was done, he went out for a smoke,
And smoldered 'bout being the butt of this joke.
When out on the lawn, moving shadows he spied,
He slid from his chair, grabbed his pistol and cried,
"Out vrede and vox, out dawg and k9,
Done told you, can't have her, done told you she's mine!"
We heard him exclaim ere he went through the door,
"Boy Howdy! These turkeys are perverts for shor!"

Happy holidays, Leo Lyons and all!

I think I need to spend some time in the Way Back Machine.

I have no memory of solar. Did he post on this forum as solar in 2013?

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas

[Vrede too]

I think I need to spend some time in the Way Back Machine.

I have no memory of solar. Did he post on this forum as solar in 2013?

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas

Crock Hunter was referring to CPF. It was fairly early in BRD history that the cons fled for Solar's nanny forum. Some of us followed to make fun of them until we were banned, which Crock Hunter refers to.

Our "CPF: The BEST Forum Ever" was started just 2 months after his poem was posted here:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1062

[Leo Lyons]

I'd actually forgotten what a douchebag Mr. B was......

Mr.B started out a pretty decent guy, but turned into a royal asshole.

Nah. Like O Really said, B was a pretty straight and decent guy for the most part; I think thin skin and his religion were his biggest problems though. From what I recall, he uncovered revealing info on someone that was a pain in his ass, and from that point on,
all hell broke loose. I think it started over detrimental remarks about his wife or girlfriend and he went postal over it.
Anyhow, he's gone, but I did enjoy bantering with him.

[GoCubsGo]

I'd actually forgotten what a douchebag Mr. B was......

Mr.B started out a pretty decent guy, but turned into a royal asshole.

Nah. Like O Really said, B was a pretty straight and decent guy for the most part; I think thin skin and his religion were his biggest problems though. From what I recall, he uncovered revealing info on someone that was a pain in his ass, and from that point on,
all hell broke loose. I think it started over detrimental remarks about his wife or girlfriend and he went postal over it.
Anyhow, he's gone, but I did enjoy bantering with him.

If I recall correctly, that's mostly right. Except in the end he really went beyond postal.
It was enough to get him banned which is no easy task.

You can review his posts and see for yourself.

[Vrede too]

Nah. Like O Really said, B was a pretty straight and decent guy for the most part; I think thin skin and his religion were his biggest problems though. From what I recall, he uncovered revealing info on someone that was a pain in his ass, and from that point on,
all hell broke loose. I think it started over detrimental remarks about his wife or girlfriend and he went postal over it.
Anyhow, he's gone, but I did enjoy bantering with him.

It was doxxing, then real world stalking, then real world physical threats. Actually, I don't think that suggesting that a woman engages in oral sex is "detrimental", and that only came after crybaby Mr.B broke his own years-honored rule by attacking my family. If you can't stand the heat . . .

[O Really]

Yeah the funny (peculiar) part was that Mr.B perceived an insult to his wife without considering that nobody on the forum knew his wife or even if he really had one.

[Leo Lyons]

Yeah the funny (peculiar) part was that Mr.B perceived an insult to his wife without considering that nobody on the forum knew his wife or even if he really had one.

Like I said; thin skin.

You can review his posts and see for yourself.

I have, and I recall most of them --- and how the shit hit the fan.

[Ulysses]

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all through the forum
Scarcely a soul to be found, surly less than a quorum

My mouse pad was resting by the keyboard with care
In hopes that St. Remy would soon be there

The WingNuts were nestled all snug in their dreads
With visions of Muslims tormenting their heads

And Vrede with her news briefs and I with my rap
We’d just poured a stiff one, a winter’s nightcap

When up came a post, like a salesman’s fast patter
I clicked the “foe” button in hopes it would scatter

Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash
And tried to close Windows or hoped it would crash… . .

My monitor shone softly on the Esc key below
But pressing it furiously brought nothing but woe. . .

When what to my anxious eyes were submit
But a disjointed tirade quoting eight raving nitwits

from a little old user, so angry and polar
I knew in a moment it must be from Solar

More vapid than NewsMax his fables they came,
And he drooled as he shouted, and quoted them by name;

Now, Malkin! Now, Coulter! Now, Drudge, and Hannity!
On, Hume! On, Limbaugh! On, Beck and O’Reilly

At the tops of your lungs, from the gutters you scrawl
Now slash away! Bash away! Trash away all!"

As dry minds that shrivel when concocting a lie
He asked, "do you believe me or your own lying eyes?"

He created claptrap, sheer twaddle and baloney
His postings were dripping with crap from Fox cronies

He sprang to the Drudge site, to get his next fix
To rub shoulders with bozos, shitheads and hicks

Then sticking a finger right straight up his rear
Out came a finale of indifference and fear

But facts and clear reason poor Solar can’t stand..
saying “I’ve deleted your post.. btw.. you’re banned”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
CrockHunter

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?

[O Really]

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?

You didn't know that?

[Whack9]

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all through the forum
Scarcely a soul to be found, surly less than a quorum

My mouse pad was resting by the keyboard with care
In hopes that St. Remy would soon be there

The WingNuts were nestled all snug in their dreads
With visions of Muslims tormenting their heads

And Vrede with her news briefs and I with my rap
We’d just poured a stiff one, a winter’s nightcap

When up came a post, like a salesman’s fast patter
I clicked the “foe” button in hopes it would scatter

Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash
And tried to close Windows or hoped it would crash… . .

My monitor shone softly on the Esc key below
But pressing it furiously brought nothing but woe. . .

When what to my anxious eyes were submit
But a disjointed tirade quoting eight raving nitwits

from a little old user, so angry and polar
I knew in a moment it must be from Solar

More vapid than NewsMax his fables they came,
And he drooled as he shouted, and quoted them by name;

Now, Malkin! Now, Coulter! Now, Drudge, and Hannity!
On, Hume! On, Limbaugh! On, Beck and O’Reilly

At the tops of your lungs, from the gutters you scrawl
Now slash away! Bash away! Trash away all!"

As dry minds that shrivel when concocting a lie
He asked, "do you believe me or your own lying eyes?"

He created claptrap, sheer twaddle and baloney
His postings were dripping with crap from Fox cronies

He sprang to the Drudge site, to get his next fix
To rub shoulders with bozos, shitheads and hicks

Then sticking a finger right straight up his rear
Out came a finale of indifference and fear

But facts and clear reason poor Solar can’t stand..
saying “I’ve deleted your post.. btw.. you’re banned”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
CrockHunter

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?

Wait what you didn't know this!?

[Ulysses]

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?

You didn't know that?

Nope, not a clue here.

Not sure it should make any difference, but it might.

[Ulysses]

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all through the forum
Scarcely a soul to be found, surly less than a quorum

My mouse pad was resting by the keyboard with care
In hopes that St. Remy would soon be there

The WingNuts were nestled all snug in their dreads
With visions of Muslims tormenting their heads

And Vrede with her news briefs and I with my rap
We’d just poured a stiff one, a winter’s nightcap

When up came a post, like a salesman’s fast patter
I clicked the “foe” button in hopes it would scatter

Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash
And tried to close Windows or hoped it would crash… . .

My monitor shone softly on the Esc key below
But pressing it furiously brought nothing but woe. . .

When what to my anxious eyes were submit
But a disjointed tirade quoting eight raving nitwits

from a little old user, so angry and polar
I knew in a moment it must be from Solar

More vapid than NewsMax his fables they came,
And he drooled as he shouted, and quoted them by name;

Now, Malkin! Now, Coulter! Now, Drudge, and Hannity!
On, Hume! On, Limbaugh! On, Beck and O’Reilly

At the tops of your lungs, from the gutters you scrawl
Now slash away! Bash away! Trash away all!"

As dry minds that shrivel when concocting a lie
He asked, "do you believe me or your own lying eyes?"

He created claptrap, sheer twaddle and baloney
His postings were dripping with crap from Fox cronies

He sprang to the Drudge site, to get his next fix
To rub shoulders with bozos, shitheads and hicks

Then sticking a finger right straight up his rear
Out came a finale of indifference and fear

But facts and clear reason poor Solar can’t stand..
saying “I’ve deleted your post.. btw.. you’re banned”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
CrockHunter

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?

Wait what you didn't know this!?

Nope, not a clue here.

Not sure it should make any difference, but it might.

[GoCubsGo]

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?


Wait what you didn't know this!?

Nope, not a clue here.

Not sure it should make any difference, but it might.

This could give you a whole new perspective for your tagline.
A new partner?

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” ― George Bernard Shaw

Hmmmmm.

[Ulysses]

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?


Wait what you didn't know this!?

Nope, not a clue here.

Not sure it should make any difference, but it might.

This could give you a whole new perspective for your tagline.
A new partner?

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” ― George Bernard Shaw

Hmmmmm.

Oh, I don't think it would be very nice of you to call Ms. Vrede a pig.

Do you?

[O Really]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

[Ulysses]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

Oh, I just thought M. Vrede is a very prickly personality.

Do you mean to say M. Vrede is trans?

[Ulysses]

Like, "Hall Monitor of the Universe"?

https://www.buzzsprout.com/510487/54593 ... e-universe

[Ulysses]

Or, maybe like this?

[Vrede too]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

I also answer to, "Hey you."

...

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

[GoCubsGo]

I've never met them, but I believe others on the board have.

Ive always imagined they'd look something like this: