Congrats on the upgrade to third rate forum.

[.Oomba.]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

[GoCubsGo]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

I'm almost afraid of the answer.

[O Really]

Can anybody guess the punchline?

I think the answer is "no" - go ahead and tell us.

[GoCubsGo]

Can anybody guess the punchline?

I think the answer is "no" - go ahead and tell us.

Opps.

[.Oomba.]

Can anybody guess the punchline?

I think the answer is "no" - go ahead and tell us.

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

[GoCubsGo]

Can anybody guess the punchline?

I think the answer is "no" - go ahead and tell us.

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

[Vrede too]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

[.Oomba.]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

LOL. You're welcome.

[Ulysses]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

LOL. You're welcome.

I'm sure with just a little extra no effort we can take the fifth.

[.Oomba.]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

LOL. You're welcome.

I'm sure with just a little extra no effort we can take the fifth.

I'll get right on it.

[Ulysses]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

LOL. You're welcome.

I'm sure with just a little extra no effort we can take the fifth.

I'll get right on it.

And then there's always the sixth sense, if necessary.

[Vrede too]

I once paid for a wedding rehearsal dinner where the German waitress took three orders for lasagna.

Can anybody guess the punchline?

She came back to the table with the three dishes,
delivered the first two, then looked around before
asking "Who ordered the turd lasagna?" I still laugh.

I think we just slipped to being a fourth rate forum.

LOL. You're welcome.

Now that Useless is 86ed we're "A first rate forum!" It says so in the banner.

[GoCubsGo]

Now that Useless is 86ed we're "A first rate forum!" It says so in the banner.

[.Oomba.]

Is there any way you guys will ever let him back on here?
Can't he get like (30) days w/a stern reprimand and return?

[Vrede too]

Is there any way you guys will ever let him back on here?
Can't he get like (30) days w/a stern reprimand and return?

It's not up to me, but I kinda doubt it.
His annoyances had outweighed his rare contributions for a long time.
We unanimously shunned him - zero interactions positive or negative - for 2 months, an unprecedented step in 10 years of BRD. Anyone sane would have taken the hint and left after the first week.
Mocking GoCubsGo on LNF over the Highland Park massacre just 4 blocks from his home was only the final straw, but it was a big one. When he was called out I know that he doubled down rather than apologizing like any decent human would have. Afaik he's yet to be accountable and circumspect.
Instead, he's over there whining, lying and calling us racists:
viewtopic.php?p=171422#p171422
None of his other recent behavior on LNF makes me think, "Ooh, there's a guy we should get back here."
It became clear to us over 4 years - maybe more, there was a glitch - that he's undeniably and irredeemably broken.
No one has suggested allowing him back until your post. I guess it's a proposal now, but don't hold your breath.

[.Oomba.]

Is there any way you guys will ever let him back on here?
Can't he get like (30) days w/a stern reprimand and return?

It's not up to me, but I kinda doubt it.
His annoyances had outweighed his rare contributions for a long time.
We unanimously shunned him - zero interactions positive or negative - for 2 months, an unprecedented step in 10 years of BRD. Anyone sane would have taken the hint and left after the first week.
Mocking GoCubsGo on LNF over the Highland Park massacre just 4 blocks from his home was only the final straw, but it was a big one. When he was called out I know that he doubled down rather than apologizing like any decent human would have. Afaik he's yet to be accountable and circumspect.
Instead, he's over there whining, lying and calling us racists:
viewtopic.php?p=171422#p171422
None of his other recent behavior on LNF makes me think, "Ooh, there's a guy we should get back here."
It became clear to us over 4 years - maybe more, there was a glitch - that he's undeniably and irredeemably broken.
No one has suggested allowing him back until your post. I guess it's a proposal now, but don't hold your breath.

Nobody here is under obligation. Thank you for your thorough and thoughtful reply.

[Vrede too]

Nobody here is under obligation. Thank you for your thorough and thoughtful reply.

De nada.