You beat me to it.
Ratatouille has "sex scenes"??? I forgot about them so I googled and found:
Things Only Adults Notice In Ratatouille
"Ah, that will discuss the 'sex scenes,'" I thought. There's:
Ratatouille deals with themes of sexism
Nope, no sex there.
Then:
Linguini falls for Colette incredibly fast
A kiss is a "sex scene"? Well, there was that one time when I was 13.
Ah, here we go, maybe:
Ratatouille has a lot of innuendos
... Skinner tells him to get out and that one can get too familiar with vegetables. This is an innuendo for ... well, to keep it semi-PG, a vegetable fetish.
A couple of more innuendos come when Linguini is trying to tell Colette that he's getting help in the kitchen from Remy. During this whole encounter, Colette is getting ready to blast him with pepper spray, and his poor choice of words don't help her feel any more comfortable. First, he admits that he has a "disturbing" secret, and when he tries to say "rat," he stops midway through the word, prompting Colette to ask, "You have a rash?" But Linguini keeps making things more and more uncomfortable, going on to say that he has "this tiny, little, little ..." while making an awkward gesture of size with his fingers. Adults might get the obvious gag, but it's going to fly over the heads of most children.
Not over the head of prudish Texas xtian moms with sticks up their asses, apparently. Opps, is that another "sex scene" innuendo?
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The fact that Old Yeller is 10x more traumatizing than any Halloween kids movie out there
We read it in middle school and half the class started crying lol
We read Flowers for Algernon in 7th grade! I thought they were gonna have to bring in a therapist because the class was so inconsolable!
Try watching Bambi as a child lol...Disney is traumatic stuff lol
I was cheering for the hunter, deer tastes very good
Thank you.
There is too much WITCHCRAFT on TV.
I only watch the Littlest Hobo and Fox News.
Lots of "witches" on Faux Noise.
I once saw a movie where this guy was tortured, nailed to a big tree thing, stabbed with a spear, sealed in a cave and then came back to life a few days later. What sort of sick mind comes up with this stuff?
Bette Midler better not come on me or my family ever again!!
She's got one more time to come on me
Vanilla Bellini is when I was sure this was satire.
Fried cheese had me suspicious, though.
Blaire Erskine (born August 25, 1991) is an American comedian and writer. She is best known for her satirical Twitter videos spoofing various right-wing political figures and fictional Trump supporters. Erskine is a staff writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!.
The best satire is indistinguishable from reality
. I guess I should have watched and read your link. Erskine is perfectly mocking a now private facebook post by wingnut Jamie Gooch.