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True dat. Lack of understanding of the law, and frequently willful ignorance on the part of employers has been good to me. I suppose I should join Trump in "loving the poorly educated."
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"Sheriff: Uber Eats driver slain, dismembered making delivery"
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sheriff-uber ... 32551.html
Punctuation and word order matter.
(I passed up the opportunity to post this in "Eat the Rich" and "Food Thread", and it could appropriately be in "Florida Man")
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sheriff-uber ... 32551.html
Punctuation and word order matter.
(I passed up the opportunity to post this in "Eat the Rich" and "Food Thread", and it could appropriately be in "Florida Man")
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Champion U.S. Olympic sprinters Tori Bowie, 32, Calvin Davis, 51, have died
Car crash, murder-suicide? Nope:
"separate, unreleated [sic] case"
FO wsbtv.
Car crash, murder-suicide? Nope:
"separate, unreleated [sic] case"
FO wsbtv.
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70 Best Shrimp Recipes to Try for Your Next Family Meal
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https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-co ... Y8QAvD_BwE
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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I always get full after the first 30 or so recipes.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 7:44 pm70 Best Shrimp Recipes to Try for Your Next Family Meal
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-co ... p-recipes/
Mother of 14-year-old targeted in Prince George's armed bus attack speaks out: 'It's hurtful'
The only thing that will stop a bad bus with a gun is a good bus with a gun.
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"Michael J. Fox suffers tragic fall at movie panel after admitting his Parkinson’s disease has been ‘getting harder’ — Photos"
"tragic", really?! Seriously?
"tragic", really?! Seriously?
While the actor was appearing at a Back to the Future Q&A panel in Pennsylvania with former costars Christopher Lloyd and Tom Wilson, Fox appeared to sadly lose his balance while making his way onto the stage.
Luckily, the 61-year-old landed on the couch in front of him, rather than the hard floor and seemed to be uninjured by the fall.
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O Really wrote: ↑Tue Jun 06, 2023 3:21 pm"Michael J. Fox suffers tragic fall at movie panel after admitting his Parkinson’s disease has been ‘getting harder’ — Photos"
"tragic", really?! Seriously?While the actor was appearing at a Back to the Future Q&A panel in Pennsylvania with former costars Christopher Lloyd and Tom Wilson, Fox appeared to sadly lose his balance while making his way onto the stage.
Luckily, the 61-year-old landed on the couch in front of him, rather than the hard floor and seemed to be uninjured by the fall.
https://okmagazine.com/p/michael-j-fox- ... s-disease/
Maybe if there had been a kitten on the couch.
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Yeah, I don't mean to make light of his condition - Parkinson's is sad and the disease could certainly be called tragic. But the fall? "Tragic" should require at least some kind of injury. Falling onto a couch is barely embarrassing, not tragic.
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He "sadly" lost his balance, but "admitted" his Parkinsons was worseVrede too wrote: ↑Tue Jun 06, 2023 3:45 pmO Really wrote: ↑Tue Jun 06, 2023 3:21 pm"Michael J. Fox suffers tragic fall at movie panel after admitting his Parkinson’s disease has been ‘getting harder’ — Photos"
"tragic", really?! Seriously?While the actor was appearing at a Back to the Future Q&A panel in Pennsylvania with former costars Christopher Lloyd and Tom Wilson, Fox appeared to sadly lose his balance while making his way onto the stage.
Luckily, the 61-year-old landed on the couch in front of him, rather than the hard floor and seemed to be uninjured by the fall.
https://okmagazine.com/p/michael-j-fox- ... s-disease/
Maybe if there had been a kitten on the couch.
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"'American Idol' Fans Are Holding Back Tears After Ryan Seacrest Shares Emotional News"
Aw, that's awful. What do you suppose it is? His mum died? Broke up with his beard? Took his dog to the vet? Developed limp dick?
Nope
Aw, that's awful. What do you suppose it is? His mum died? Broke up with his beard? Took his dog to the vet? Developed limp dick?
Nope
Spoiler:
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Saw that headline, so glad I didn't fall for the clickbait.
Eamus Catuli~AC 000000 000101 010202 020303 010304 020405....Ahhhh, forget it, it's gonna be a while.
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Trump indictment: How we got her and where we go from here
Fri, June 9, 2023 at 5:16 PM EDT
"her" who?
Nearly 2 days.
Fri, June 9, 2023 at 5:16 PM EDT
"her" who?
Nearly 2 days.
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Apparently just by grabbing her by the pussy.Vrede too wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 3:21 pmTrump indictment: How we got her and where we go from here
Fri, June 9, 2023 at 5:16 PM EDT
"her" who?
Nearly 2 days.
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Logos
https://www.pinkpossible.com/trending/l ... PgQAvD_BwE
There are some special ones. The Signature gets my vote
https://www.pinkpossible.com/trending/l ... PgQAvD_BwE
There are some special ones. The Signature gets my vote
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Yeah I guess the "B" is for bonerbilly.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 4:35 pmLogos
https://www.pinkpossible.com/trending/l ... PgQAvD_BwE
There are some special ones. The Signature gets my vote
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Should be Gavin Bs . Lots of dick logos, nttawwt. Hmmm. For example:O Really wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 5:17 pmYeah I guess the "B" is for bonerbilly.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 4:35 pmLogos
https://www.pinkpossible.com/trending/l ... fails-syn/
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The Proper Way
There are some logos that require you to look at them the proper way in order to understand the intended meaning. Like this logo here, which is not easy to forget, after what you see at a glance…
Or rather, it’s not easy to forget what you immediately think after that first glance. It was really hard to comprehend the intended meaning if the explanation was not given by the person who pointed it out. Yet, even after the given explanation, you’ll find it difficult to look at it in the intended way!
Maybe I've looked at too many logos, but I'm not sure what's so wrong about this one:
What am I missing? The dots just turn the H legs into stylized people, possibly adults relative to the J. Are they nipples???Founding Something Else
This particular foundation has clearly found a new standard of poor logo design. As for the first mistake, the H is dotted here, which is just bizarre! Never dot your H, folks!
People went on to joke that the logo design must be inspired by some teenage boy’s search history. Joking aside, such callousness is destructive to the reputation of any organization out there. After all, it doesn’t take much time to double-check a design before finalizing it.
Intentional?Mega… What?!
Ah, good ol’ MegaFlicks. Yes, that’s what this logo says — MegaFlicks. If you read something else, don’t worry, you’re most certainly not the only one who saw it that way at first.
Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if logo fails like this one is part of what contributed to streaming platforms taking over movie rental places. We most certainly wouldn’t want to walk into that store for a movie… who knows if we’d ever make it out?!
I had to look that one up:The Acronym
Speaking factually, there’s nothing wrong with the logo. What’s wrong is the name of the group itself, and that makes the logo and everything else, well, wrong!
This is a group with feminist ideologies for sure, but they should consider the name before finalizing it. Because the acronym of the full name is something, which is the opposite of the probable agenda of the group. Of course, the internet didn’t waste any time pointing out the irony.
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Groomers.Kidding, Right?
Here comes another logo risky enough to traumatize any kid. The logo of the Kids Exchange can have a far-reaching impact that’s more than just being a funny design fail and that’s why it faced uproar from the public.
The logo was simple, colorful, and fun until the designers forgot about a simple yet vital rule of grammar… Two individual words should always come with a gap in between them. Honestly, any kid could have taught them that!
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A 22-year-old missed his doctor’s appointment. His body was discovered at the bottom of a cliff.
Damn, that's a harsh medical practice.
Damn, that's a harsh medical practice.
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Usually they just charge you an office visit fee if you miss your appointment.Vrede too wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:40 pmA 22-year-old missed his doctor’s appointment. His body was discovered at the bottom of a cliff.
Damn, that's a harsh medical practice.
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"Man shot in gunfight by jail out of hospital"
If the jail had been a better shot I guess the man would be dead.
If the jail had been a better shot I guess the man would be dead.