Yeah, every time I paid a few dollars for sex in various places in Southeast Asia, each time I did so I thought to myself "this is like being crucified and then resurrected, just like Jesus."
But strangely enough, will all the yap about Trump's fines, $400 mill doesn't sound like all that much. Maybe they should just use his penalty money to build the bridge. I'm sure it would be the greatest most beautiful bridge like no one has ever seen. And then since the new bridge will likely carry on the Francis Scott Key name, they can name the old broken and discarded bridge the "Trump Bridge."
Stephen Colbert on Thursday celebrated Donald Trump’s latest legal defeat as a judge in New York refused to delay his upcoming trial in the Stormy Daniels hush money case.
“Let’s go!” Colbert said. “The best part is: It’s a criminal trial, so Trump has to be there every day. Starting April 15, we get to see Donald Trump having to see Stormy Daniels testify about having to see Donald Trump naked.”
... Trump has denied the affair, while Daniels has gone public with colorful details of their alleged encounters. Colbert on Thursday offered a not-so-subtle reminder of how Daniels described the ex-president’s penis.
“Your honor, for reasons that will be all too apparent following her testimony, I would like to submit into evidence this baby bella mushroom,” Colbert said....
... Randall Eliason, a former U.S. attorney who teaches law at George Washington University, argued that Cannon is a cynic who knows what she is doing.
“Cannon drags things out as long as possible and then walks right up to the edge without giving Smith anything concrete that he could take to the 11th Circuit,” he wrote on X.
But others took solace in Tuesday’s ruling. After all, while it did not give the special counsel everything he wanted, it came close.
The “moral” of the Cannon story is this, argued Andrew Weissmann, the lead prosecutor in Robert Mueller’s special counsel investigation, in a post on X: “She backs down to avoid an appeal that could result in her removal.”
Aye Matey, remember that time we almost pushed Loose Cannon overboard?