"This mailbox is full."Jimmy Kimmel Gives Out 'Imbecile' JD Vance's Phone Number In Epic TV Prank
The late night host gave Trump's running mate a taste of his own "made up" medicine.
... “I think we’re just barely scratching the surface of what a terrible pick this JD Vance was,” Kimmel said on Wednesday night. “I’d be surprised if he even makes it to November.”
Kimmel blamed Vance for Trump delivering “maybe the worst moment of any debate ever” when the former president “spread a nonsensical lie” about immigrants stealing and eating pets in Springfield, Ohio....
CNN’s Kaitlan Collins pushed back on Vance for saying he got the info from calls to his office.
“If someone calls your office and says they saw Bigfoot, that doesn’t mean they saw Bigfoot,” she said.
Vance called that a “totally fair point” but said “nobody’s calling my office and saying that they saw Bigfoot.”
“Well, not yet they aren’t,” said Kimmel as he shared Vance’s office phone number: (202) 224-3353.
“But please don’t [call],” Kimmel said. “He’s very busy.”
Kimmel earlier in the week put up the same number and told people not to call and report that sprinkles on ice cream were making their children gay....
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They need to get him out speaking even more.
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Don't those people behind him look totally entranced and engaged?
And he's started using accordion hands.
And he's started using accordion hands.
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Yes, it's weird.
Hah! Chameleon, again.JD Vance got a former professor to delete a blog post Vance wrote in 2012 attacking GOP over anti-immigrant rhetoric
A week after President Barack Obama won reelection in November 2012, JD Vance, then a law student at Yale, wrote a scathing rebuke of the Republican Party’s stance on migrants and minorities, criticizing it for being “openly hostile to non-whites” and for alienating “Blacks, Latinos, [and] the youth.”...
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, bigots.
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How did I not realize that this 40 year old idiot has only been in the Senate a little over a year.
That's scary.
I hope Ohio remembers in four years and makes him a one term senator.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/springfiel ... 57612.html
That's scary.
I hope Ohio remembers in four years and makes him a one term senator.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/springfiel ... 57612.html
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Obama was 46 and had been in the Senate just 2 years when he announced his candidacy for POTUS. At the time I worried that it was premature, but it worked out okay.
I hope Ohio remembers in four years and makes him a one term senator.
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Yeah, but I always felt Obama was the smartest guy in the room and had good judgment.
Try and say that about MAGAt's without puking.
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Weird.
Those kids are screwed.
Those kids are screwed.
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Worse than Weird, he's also stupid with a rotten campaign staff:GoCubsGo wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:09 amWeird.
Those kids are screwed.
https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/18 ... 6539776305
JD Vance mocked for another botched photo opp — as he blames Harris for eggs costing $4 while standing in front of a $2.99 display
"Also, you’re holding a pack of 24 eggs. I know math isn’t your strong suit, but that’s two dozen.”
Opps.
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Dan Quayle on steroids.
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Bless his wittle heart too.
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Coward.GoCubsGo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 2:16 pmBless his wittle heart too.
https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1842264757539115335
JD Vance Completely Rewrote History On Donald Trump And Obamacare
Another debate, another night of brazen lying about Trump’s history of trying to kill the Affordable Care Act.
In the presidential debate three weeks ago, GOP nominee Donald Trump made a breathtaking claim about his record on health care: He said that he had tried to “save” the Affordable Care Act when he was president.
During Tuesday night’s vice presidential debate, JD Vance repeated that claim and then took it one step further: that Trump had not only tried to save the health care law, but did so with help from Democrats.
“Donald Trump could have destroyed the program,” Vance said. “Instead, he worked in a bipartisan way to ensure that Americans had access to affordable care.”
This is pure fantasy, literally the opposite of the truth....
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
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Now we know :GoCubsGo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2024 1:58 pmDANGER WILL ROBINSON!
https://x.com/AccountableGOP/status/1844790063538094250
JD Vance Finally Says If He Thought Trump Lost The 2020 Election
"I think there are serious problems in 2020, so did Donald Trump lose the election? Not by the words that I would use," the Ohio senator said at a Pennsylvania rally.
“not by the words that I would use” is the dumbest line possible
For @JDVance, if you don't like the word "lost," here are a few options you might consider instead: "was defeated," "came in second," "did not win."
Hey Siri, who lost the 2020 presidential election?
Do they teach phrases like "Not by the words that I would use" at Yale Law?
Based on Vance's belief, Trump is ineligible for the presidency. The 22nd amendment does not say a person can only serve two terms, but rather it says cannot be elected more than twice: "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice."
for all.
Same as 2 years ago:
JD Vance Claimed Trump Won 2020 Election In Damning Clip
Vance has repeatedly accused the media of being "obsessed" about an election Trump regularly brings up.
Moron.
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A GOP Congressman Tweeted A JD Vance Image That Must Be Seen To Be Believed
Rep. Mike Collins earned major mockery for his Wednesday morning post.
People are wondering why in the world Rep. Mike Collins (R-Ga.) shared a conspicuously edited photo of Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio) on social media this morning....
After several netizens compared the picture to the Republican’s official Senate portrait, it was clear that the Vance in Collins’ photo was edited to have a sharper jawline and an ever-so-slight bronze in his facial hair.
The post was promptly flagged with a community note saying, “This photo has been digitally altered to change JD Vance’s appearance.”...
You’re not helping with the whole weird thing. This is super weird.
It's too late to delete this but you may want to just turn off your phone for a week or two. Hope this gets forgotten. Yikes.
Two can play at this game my man
Not a serious party. Posting photoshopped pics vs feverishly working to help Americans.
Sad.
Photoshop is not your forte.
I mean come on, if you’re going to use filters on Vance pick something with a little more zip!
Nothing like a little gender-affirming Facetune
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Campaign ending Why not?
JD Vance’s Promise About Donald Trump 'Never' Doing 1 Thing Has Critics Calling Utter B.S.
Critics of Donald Trump's running mate said it's "literally" all the former president does.
Nice deranged final lap, Just Deranged
JD Vance’s Promise About Donald Trump 'Never' Doing 1 Thing Has Critics Calling Utter B.S.
Critics of Donald Trump's running mate said it's "literally" all the former president does.
Trump is literally demanding that CBS and ABC be taken off the air.
Is it time to give J.D Vance the "person, woman, man, camera, TV" test?
Does this guy think we don’t have the internet
What a stunningly egregious lie.
He literally said today that polls that show him doing badly shouldn’t be made public. You really are awful at this, JD.
Has this dipshit even met Trump?
He literally called for the media to be shot, complained about Fox, bragged that he's suing CBS and said NBC should lose their license - TODAY.
Many more dismayed tweets at the link.He’s repeatedly said that people who criticize the Supreme Court justices he likes should be jailed.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... g-dissent/
Nice deranged final lap, Just Deranged
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But wait, there's more!
Vance 2028!
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Even more:GoCubsGo wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 10:37 pmBut wait, there's more!
Vance 2028!
https://x.com/cborkowski/status/1853581610844598782
JD Vance claims teens become trans to bolster chances of getting into Ivy League schools
Republican vice presidential nominee claims being in ‘poor health and overweight’ makes you more ‘politically liberal’
I named this thread in looking for something to do with 'JD' and because it's crazy to support Dolt .45, but he has really proved that he is deranged in so many more ways than that.
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Prophetically weird.
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