I have long ridiculed the language of stock brokers. They'll tell you in glowing terms how well a stock or mutual fund has done over the past year, 5 years, 10 years, and then hand you a prospectus that glaringly says "Past performance is not an indicator of future performance." They talk in "points" as if you can go down to your grocery and get a carton of eggs for "8 points" They won't use "dollars" because nobody wants to hear about their stock being "down $10".
But my favourite is when the market tanks and the call it a "correction." Did anybody hear them call it an "error" when the market is up?
And did you ever wonder why, if stock brokers are so good, they bother to have clients instead of just making millions investing for themselves?
They remind me of a line in last night's "Elsbeth" episode.
https://www.cbs.com/shows/elsbeth/
There was a psychic who told Elsbeth "I went to her as soon as she called" to which Elsbeth responded "Why not before?" bada-boom. Later Elsbeth noted that the psychic must have missed out on a lot of surprise parties.