Donny, are you ok?

[Vrede too]

Where the fuck is the "Miracle Mile Shopping Center?"

https://x.com/trump_repost/status/1988123580195099098

Everywhere but Chicago.
CALL IN THE TROOPS, FAST

[Whack9]

Trump claims nobody knows what a magnet is.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79- ... magnet-is/

President Donald Trump thinks no one knows what a magnet is. The polarizing president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track to discuss China and magnetic trains. “President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets,” he said. “Now, nobody knows what a magnet is

Donald Trump = Juggalo confirmed?

Skip ahead to 1:48.

[Vrede too]

Trump claims nobody knows what a magnet is.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79- ... magnet-is/

President Donald Trump thinks no one knows what a magnet is. The polarizing president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track to discuss China and magnetic trains. “President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets,” he said. “Now, nobody knows what a magnet is

Donald Trump = Juggalo confirmed?

Skip ahead to 1:48.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

Good song.

It's almost a game to sift through the demented haze that is DonOld to see if there's any context that might clarify wtf he is talking about. In this case I wonder if he meant 'no one knows what a mag-lev train is.' Or, he's just a moron.

Lyrics

... I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed ...

This created a whole meme in which scientists and their allies themselves got pissed. ICP patiently responded:

According to Violent J, "What's a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can't even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet." Despite verbally calling scientists "liars" in the song, he afterward stated that what he meant was that scientific explanations can sometimes kill the intriguing mysteries of the world, such as how ancient pyramids were made. Violent J admits that the song's lyrics discuss "things [... that] may not be actual miracles. They may have scientific facts explaining them [...] But nonetheless, these things are still incredible [...] and they should be appreciated. "He added that the group's use of the word 'miracle' was intended to mean "something fuckin' amazing and incredible, [... a] special, awesome event, [...] a great, wonderful thing."

They're artists who sing in metaphors, duh. No reason to be offended.

I doubt Dementia Don knows what a metaphor is, nor how to spell the word.

Parody:



Outrageous Clown Squad (Kickspit Dirt Festival) - Saturday Night Live