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Earned his own thread with multiple screw-ups while maintaining the faith and support of Dementia Don.
Keystone Kash Explodes After SWAT Team Won’t Babysit Girlfriend at Performance

Kash Patel, 45, blew up after his taxpayer-funded protection detail ditched his girlfriend at the National Rifle Association’s annual convention in Atlanta.
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The FBI director assigned an entire SWAT team from the bureau’s Atlanta field office to shadow his 27-year-old girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, at the conference, The New York Times reported Sunday. Both current and former FBI officials told the outlet that Wilkins’ extensive—and unusually frequent—taxpayer-funded SWAT security, including at the conference where she performed the “Star-Spangled Banner,” was “highly unusual.”
Typical MAGAt, lavish use of taxpayer resources for private ends.
... SWAT team members left their posts at the April event after determining that Wilkins, a country singer-hopeful, was safe and secure—igniting Patel’s fury.

The former MAGA podcaster “ripped” into the SWAT team’s commander for leaving his girlfriend unprotected and slammed it as a “failure” of the chain of command, the Times reported.
Patel has a $30 Million Net Worth, enough to hire his own security. Slacker.
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But others have been quick to call out what they see as hypocrisy in Patel’s priorities. “I don’t want anything to happen to [Patel] or his girlfriend,” Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell wrote in an X post that has racked up more than 1.7 million views since Monday morning. “Protect her if she’s threatened.”

“It’s just F’d up that he REFUSES to protect me and my kids from MULTIPLE specific death threats. Same for other Dem colleagues,” the California lawmaker added. “Can only conclude he wants us dead.”
:---P
Patel—dubbed “Keystone Kash” for his bumbling oversight of several high-profile investigations—is known for cashing in on the perks of his government post. The director has been embroiled in scandal since October, when reports revealed he took a $60 million government jet to watch Wilkins perform, thrusting his luxurious lifestyle into the spotlight.
Open corruption, the hallmark of MAGA. :roll:
Just last week, The Wall Street Journal reported that Patel then flew to a luxury hunting resort in Texas during the record-breaking government shutdown.

The allegations come after Patel was a particularly vocal critic of former FBI director Chris Wray for improper use of government planes for personal reasons....
hypocrisy: Syn. MAGA
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And they want to prosecute James Comey. Hilarious.....hey Larry, hey Moe!

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And they want to prosecute James Comey. Hilarious.....hey Larry, hey Moe!
:thumbup:
It gets worse:

6 Craziest Revelations From Scathing Report on Kash Patel — Including His Refusal to Leave a Plane Until He Was Given a Female Agent’s Jacket

Give it up, Ka$h, you'll never cosplay as good as Friendly Fire Barbie does.
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Wow.

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Vrede too wrote:
Tue Dec 02, 2025 10:18 am
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Dec 01, 2025 7:28 pm
And they want to prosecute James Comey. Hilarious.....hey Larry, hey Moe!
:thumbup:
It gets worse:

6 Craziest Revelations From Scathing Report on Kash Patel — Including His Refusal to Leave a Plane Until He Was Given a Female Agent’s Jacket

Give it up, Ka$h, you'll never cosplay as good as Friendly Fire Barbie does.
The entire trump presidency is the biggest clown show ever known by man or beast. That cretin Dan Bongino is a real prize, too. A former right wing internet troll is second in command of the FBI. Hilarious. But I'm gonna stick with Wiles being the first to quit. Initially I thought she was smarter than to get entwined in this trump fiasco. But I think pretty soon she's going to see that it's a lost cause.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Tue Dec 02, 2025 7:44 pm
The entire trump presidency is the biggest clown show ever known by man or beast. That cretin Dan Bongino is a real prize, too. A former right wing internet troll is second in command of the FBI. Hilarious. But I'm gonna stick with Wiles being the first to quit. Initially I thought she was smarter than to get entwined in this trump fiasco. But I think pretty soon she's going to see that it's a lost cause.
At least Bongino is out of there :thumbup: . Heard some pundit saying that Wiles, Rubio and some others' entire job is keeping Dementia Don from saying or doing anything stupid. They're failing IMO.
‘The View’: Whoopi Wonders If FBI Told Kash Patel to Go to the Olympics ‘So They Don’t Have to Deal With Him’
"Because they know he doesn't know what he's doing," the ABC moderator theorizes


... In the footage, Patel is seen celebrating in the locker room with the victorious U.S. team on Sunday, yelling and drinking. But, a spokesperson for the FBI insisted Patel was in Milan on official business, and that’s why he used a taxpayer-funded plane to get there. His trip to the Olympics just happened to coincide.
:roll:
“Maybe the folks in the FBI said ‘Yeah Kash, go do that,’ so they don’t have to deal with him,” Whoopi suggested on Monday. “Because they know he doesn’t know what he’s doing. They know that he is incompetent, they know he’s just — he’s a joke. And he’s a joke to the rest of the world, and because, for most of the people working in the FBI, it is not a joke, they’re the ones whose eyes are on the ball.”
:---P
Meanwhile, the rest of the women at the table weren’t so optimistic. Host Ana Navarro was quick to remind viewers that Patel has been accused of misusing the FBI plane before, and that he wasn’t the only one.

“The bottom line is these people have no care about wasting taxpayer money, and they behave — I don’t even know what Kash Patel was doing there,” she said.

Beyond the use of taxpayer money, the optics of Patel’s trip bothered host Sara Haines more, considering how many things are going on in this country.

“Right now, the world doesn’t feel settled or stable, and you’ve got the head of the FBI, and the visual of chugging a beer in a locker room,” she said. “I just think it doesn’t — he’s already under scrutiny for a thousand reasons, because this administration has not been the defining of competence.”

“So I think when you have someone like that, with all that’s going on, and then that’s what you see, I just think it’s a bit of an insult to the American people,” Haines continued....
Yep, sigh. Calamity KaSh.
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Vrede too wrote:
Wed Feb 25, 2026 9:30 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Tue Dec 02, 2025 7:44 pm
The entire trump presidency is the biggest clown show ever known by man or beast. That cretin Dan Bongino is a real prize, too. A former right wing internet troll is second in command of the FBI. Hilarious. But I'm gonna stick with Wiles being the first to quit. Initially I thought she was smarter than to get entwined in this trump fiasco. But I think pretty soon she's going to see that it's a lost cause.
At least Bongino is out of there :thumbup: . Heard some pundit saying that Wiles, Rubio and some others' entire job is keeping Dementia Don from saying or doing anything stupid. They're failing IMO.
Damn, I don't think ANYBODY could successfully prevent trump from saying or doing something stupid, especially considering the fact that he typically combines both those qualities in one statement or action. But maybe that is what Susie's main purpose is. I don't think little Marco is on that case.....hell, he's already Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, commander in chief of what remains of USAID. And I think he might even be in charge of french fries at least two or three days a week.

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Oh good.

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FBI directors personal email hacked and shared online

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 47143.html
Kash Patel had his personal email hacked by a group of Iran-backed hackers, who published photographs of the FBI director and other documents to the internet.

The group, Handala Hack Team, claimed responsibility for the security breach Friday and said Patel "will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked ⁠victims."

Among the material shared online by the group were old pictures Patel smoking cigars and pulling silly faces while taking selfies, as well as what appeared to be a copy of his previous resumé.

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FBI directors personal email hacked and shared online

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 47143.html
Kash Patel had his personal email hacked by a group of Iran-backed hackers, who published photographs of the FBI director and other documents to the internet.

The group, Handala Hack Team, claimed responsibility for the security breach Friday and said Patel "will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked ⁠victims."

Among the material shared online by the group were old pictures Patel smoking cigars and pulling silly faces while taking selfies, as well as what appeared to be a copy of his previous resumé.
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Do not watch on an empty stomach.

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Do not watch on an empty stomach.

https://bsky.app/profile/rachelbitecofe ... 7pjlf4nk22
"weird fetish" - Meh. Is Bollywood any stranger than line dancing, ballet or show tunes?
Whether this is Patel or some other dancer, there's nothing wrong with it. I can't stomach Kash Patel, but I don't have any objection to his dancing at home and would just as soon no one's private videos were used this way.
Nice dance video, but this is NOT Kash Patel dancing.

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Excuse you? Whatever is wrong with KP it's certainly not this. Though it doesn't even really look like him, does it? If you consider dancing and having fun a fetish I suggest you seek help.
:---P
Pretty solid dance moves
Others praise the dancing, too.
He'll do well in Trump’s ballroom.
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Keystone may be an understatement.
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Fri Apr 17, 2026 8:29 pm
Keystone may be an understatement.
https://x.com/TheAtlantic/status/2045270947259723902
He's a drunken Indian? :wave:
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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Apr 24, 2026 8:19 pm
GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2026 8:29 pm
Keystone may be an understatement.
https://x.com/TheAtlantic/status/2045270947259723902
Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources corroborating her reporting

:---P :laughing-rolling: I hope some of them will go on the record.
His "lawsuit" is going nowhere. It reads like a DonOld twooth social post and there is zero chance for him to be deposed under oath.
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