Just for Fun

[O Really]

though the MD where I grew up is pretty dark red, too.

How do you pronounce "water".

In Fulla-delfya, it would be "wooder."

[JTA]

though the MD where I grew up is pretty dark red, too.

How do you pronounce "water".

In Fulla-delfya, it would be "wooder."

Haha exactly. When I'm outside of the "wooder" zone eating at a restaurant I always have to force it out as "wah-ter" to avoid the "what?" look.

Also:
Crayon = Crown

[O Really]

though the MD where I grew up is pretty dark red, too.

How do you pronounce "water".

In Fulla-delfya, it would be "wooder."

Haha exactly. When I'm outside of the "wooder" zone eating at a restaurant I always have to force it out as "wah-ter" to avoid the "what?" look.

Also:
Crayon = Crown

And you eat yours "wit" I take it?

[Wneglia]

[Wneglia]

How can you tell the difference between a teacher and a chemist?

By the way they pronounce unionized.

[homerfobe]

How about these?

oice---ice

wall-duh---water

cah---car

hoase---house

hoi toide---high tide

toid---turd

[JTA]

though the MD where I grew up is pretty dark red, too.

How do you pronounce "water".

In Fulla-delfya, it would be "wooder."

Haha exactly. When I'm outside of the "wooder" zone eating at a restaurant I always have to force it out as "wah-ter" to avoid the "what?" look.

Also:
Crayon = Crown

And you eat yours "wit" I take it?

Can't say I do, but I'm not lucky enough to hail from an area with such refined speech. If you ever want to hear the most hideous accent in America take a detour through the shittier rural parts of South Jersey. If you ever want to see the most hideous beastly women known to man, take a detour through anywhere in South Jersey.

[O Really]

. If you ever want to see the most hideous beastly women known to man, take a detour through anywhere in South Jersey.

Worse than the hairy Sasquatches of northern Wisconsin? I've spent weeks at a time in the winter there and not seen any female with makeup or one who looked like she brushed her hair except for a couple who were big-hair imports from Texas. They do clean up in the summer, though.

[JTA]

. If you ever want to see the most hideous beastly women known to man, take a detour through anywhere in South Jersey.

Worse than the hairy Sasquatches of northern Wisconsin? I've spent weeks at a time in the winter there and not seen any female with makeup or one who looked like she brushed her hair except for a couple who were big-hair imports from Texas. They do clean up in the summer, though.

I have not been up to Wisconsin so I can't say. I'm a big fan of Sasquatch, but not in the female human form. When I was a teenager, the ladies in NJ had a habit of dying their hair real dark, greasing it up real good and slicking it back real tight against their scalps and would adorn themselves with shitty ghetto fabulous dollar store jewelry, like giant-ass fake gold hoop earings and what not. This was before Jersey Shore was even a thing. Seems like the style has changed a bit, but unfortunately the ugly remains. An NJ 10 is roughly equivalent to a SC/NC (Southern?) 5. No lie. If I go through my old high school yearbook and look at the ladies who all the dudes thought was most attractive, they look butt-ass ugly compared to the sub-average lady around here.

[JTA]

. If you ever want to see the most hideous beastly women known to man, take a detour through anywhere in South Jersey.

Worse than the hairy Sasquatches of northern Wisconsin? I've spent weeks at a time in the winter there and not seen any female with makeup or one who looked like she brushed her hair except for a couple who were big-hair imports from Texas. They do clean up in the summer, though.

I have not been up to Wisconsin so I can't say. I'm a big fan of Sasquatch, but not in the female human form. When I was a teenager, the ladies in NJ had a habit of dying their hair real dark, greasing it up real good and slicking it back real tight against their scalps and would adorn themselves with shitty ghetto fabulous dollar store jewelry, like giant-ass fake gold hoop earings and what not. This was before Jersey Shore was even a thing. Seems like the style has changed a bit, but unfortunately the ugly remains. An NJ 10 is roughly equivalent to a SC/NC (Southern?) 5. No lie. If I go through my old high school yearbook and look at the ladies who all the dudes thought was most attractive, they look butt-ass ugly compared to the sub-average lady around here.

Oh man this reminds me!

I read this book not too long ago about first hand accounts of civil war soldiers' impressions of the north/south. The southrons said the women they encountered around PA were "generally ugly... largest collection of ugly dirty looking women ...". Home sweet home!

[billy.pilgrim]

heh heh, rednecks so funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... _zwkC1Ksg8

[Mr.B]

heh heh, rednecks so funny

I've watched this video over and over. The guy was eventually arrested for leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage....however, I think the idiot that videoed it should be arrested as well; she was clearly the agitator.

If you watch closely, she's driving slower than the pickup behind her in the left lane, taking her sweet time to pass three vehicles; two of which she had room and time to move over and allow the p/u to pass. When the p/u can pass---on her right, she speeds up, which ticks off the pickup driver The rest is history.

Regardless of the speed limit, one should have the courtesy to allow faster traffic to pass....you aren't the road speed monitor.

[billy.pilgrim]

heh heh, rednecks so funny

I've watched this video over and over. The guy was eventually arrested for leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage....however, I think the idiot that videoed it should be arrested as well; she was clearly the agitator.

If you watch closely, she's driving slower than the pickup behind her in the left lane, taking her sweet time to pass three vehicles; two of which she had room and time to move over and allow the p/u to pass. When the p/u can pass---on her right, she speeds up, which ticks off the pickup driver The rest is history.

Regardless of the speed limit, one should have the courtesy to allow faster traffic to pass....you aren't the road speed monitor.

so bb, you admit she was passing, when the moron speeder pulls up behind her and wants her to slow down and get in the right lane, all so he can avoid the inconvenience of waiting until she is through passing

I agree that slower traffic should move over to allow passing, but she was passing and the truck driver is a moron

[Mr.B]

"so bb, you admit she was passing, when the moron speeder pulls up behind her and wants her to slow down and get in the right lane, all so he can avoid the inconvenience of waiting until she is through passing..."
Well...yeah. There's nothing to admit; it's evident.
She practically stays alongside the truck she's passing without making any effort to go on by it and allow the jerk behind her to go on by.
The truck she was attempting to pass pulled ahead of her twice before she finally passed it.
She was being as much of a jerk as he was.

"I agree that slower traffic should move over to allow passing, but she was passing and the truck driver is a moron."
Pretty much what I said.

[Wneglia]

[Mr.B]

You gotta be kiddin' me......!?


The Walmart Wrasslin' Network......?

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[homerfobe]

You shouldn't post pictures of such extreme sexual nature. Gives Verde a woodie. Makes him post about tolerance and hatred against gay-sex.

[Mr.B]

Speaking of rednecks....(the woman friend is a riot!)
"It don't matter! Dey da made da mistake........you know?!"

[Mr.B]

Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the mall.
As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old fart is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, Mr.B walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked,
"What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with us. We didn't get old by being stupid!

[Mr.B]

How to Keep Cats Off Your Desk/Counters....