If they ever begin openly flaunting their attentions in parts, you can have my part. I'm straight as an arrow.JTA wrote:"Man Mr. B, let me tell you what. I'm the same way. I've never had the desire to be with a man. I'm 100% into ladies, but I don't know what it in the hell it is, but if I were a super-hero my power would be the uncanny ability to attract the unwanted attentions of gay men even though I'm straight."
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What?Mr.B wrote:If they ever begin openly flaunting their attentions in parts, you can have my part. I'm straight as an arrow.JTA wrote:"Man Mr. B, let me tell you what. I'm the same way. I've never had the desire to be with a man. I'm 100% into ladies, but I don't know what it in the hell it is, but if I were a super-hero my power would be the uncanny ability to attract the unwanted attentions of gay men even though I'm straight."
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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You can have my part of any attention that they might be openly flaunting towards me........translated: I want no part of it.JTA wrote:What?Mr.B wrote:If they ever begin openly flaunting their attentions in parts, you can have my part. I'm straight as an arrow.
Vrede's pissed because he thinks I made a pass at rstrong.......jealousy's an evil thing.
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Ah got it. No thanks man I don't want it either. I'm not offended or anything and find it kind of comical. Maybe it has to do with my beautiful mullet and luscious handle bar stache that I don't actually have.Mr.B wrote:You can have my part of any attention that they might be openly flaunting towards me........translated: I want no part of it.JTA wrote:What?Mr.B wrote:If they ever begin openly flaunting their attentions in parts, you can have my part. I'm straight as an arrow.
Vrede's pissed because he thinks I made a pass at rstrong.......jealousy's an evil thing.
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Gary Glitter was a British glam rocker back in the late 70's or early 80's. He was arrested in Vietnam a couple of years ago for having sex with underage native girls. He may still be in jail there; I think he was also in trouble in Thailand for similar behavior. I don't know if he's gay or bisexual or either. He's evidently not asexual, though.Mr.B wrote:
Nice picture of you when you were younger. Looks like a cross between Elvis, Donnie Osmond, Michael J. Fox, and James Brown.......I've never heard of Gary Glitter.
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Just went in to change the channel on the tv because Wheel of Fortune was on and I hate it. When I got in there, Pat said "there are three I's" and I had to laugh since all us guys know where the third one is.
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I Googled him and found this in Wikipedia: Gary Glitterneoplacebo wrote: "Gary Glitter was a British glam rocker back in the late 70's or early 80's. He was arrested in Vietnam a couple of years ago for having sex with underage native girls. He may still be in jail there; I think he was also in trouble in Thailand for similar behavior. I don't know if he's gay or bisexual or either. He's evidently not asexual, though."
Here he is today....
Somebody done beat him with the ugly-stick! It's a good thing Vrede's got an 8x10 of that first picture he posted on his nightstand.
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I guess that's what thirty or forty years of glitter does for you. Keith Richards looks better than that and he was a heroin addict for about twenty years.
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Now this is ugly.....neoplacebo wrote:"I guess that's what thirty or forty years of glitter does for you. Keith Richards looks better than that and he was a heroin addict for about twenty years."

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He must've really tripped your trigger at 30.....you shared your nightstand treasure with this forum.Vrede wrote: "Not that I was ever a fan, but I don't see what y'all do. He looks alright for 70 to me."
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Vrede wrote:"You're fantasizing incorrectly about me, again."
Like I said, if I was gonna fantasize, I'd do it correctly. First I gotta have something to fantasize about....you don't particularly fit those qualifications.
"What part of, "Not that I was ever a fan," was unclear to you? I can't think of a single song of his, had forgotten that he's likely a pedo, and merely remembered the relevant last name."
Well gee, I thought since you posted his picture and all......anyway, I can't think of any songs either because I'd never heard of him until you honored us with his photo....still don't know who/what he is; don't really care.
Next scathing post please......
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You took that too literally. What's in Wiki is the extent of my knowledge.Vrede wrote: "Of course you "know who/what he is" now. You searched for and posted his Wiki page. What's the point in lying about that?"
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I'm prepared. I done added a "glitterridderofer".Vrede wrote:Be careful what you ask for. With the snowflakes gone it won't surprise me if banni replaces them with glitter.
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This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!Vrede wrote:Good luck with that. banni's better at tech than either of us. I'll bet he could make all your posts, and yours alone, appear glittery. Not that I'm trying to plant any ideas.![]()
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What will bother Mr.B ?bannination wrote:"This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!"
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Hold shift, refresh page.Mr.B wrote:What will bother Mr.B ?bannination wrote:"This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!"
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I did. What now?bannination wrote:Hold shift, refresh page.Mr.B wrote:What will bother Mr.B ?bannination wrote:"This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!"
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Your glitter remover is better than I thought?Mr.B wrote:I did. What now?bannination wrote:Hold shift, refresh page.Mr.B wrote:What will bother Mr.B ?bannination wrote:"This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!"
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bannination wrote:Your glitter remover is better than I thought?Mr.B wrote:I did. What now?bannination wrote:Hold shift, refresh page.Mr.B wrote:What will bother Mr.B ?bannination wrote:"This will have to do. It'll only bother Mr. B, it's fabulous for everyone else!"
JTA wrote:The forum glitters when I click.
Mr.B wrote:I'm prepared. I done added a "glitterridderofer".
Ok....got it! I'm supposed to be glittering? I don't see anything...am I supposed to?Vrede wrote:Good luck with that. banni's better at tech than either of us. I'll bet he could make all your posts, and yours alone, appear glittery.
It could be my AdBlock doin' it's hickey. I've got the Super Doppler--Now! in High Definition!--Sky Watch-Sooper Dooper Plus version, that's ....... well, anyway, what ever you did, it ain't doing what you thought it should. My "glitterridderofer" works.
