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You haven't truly lived life until you've lived life as a goat.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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Re: Just for Fun
Baby goats, kittens, and puppies; you gotta love them! So much fun to watch! Makes you wish you had as many cares as they do.
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Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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So, serve you pet by <ahem> serving your pet.
God and Your Pet's Soul
While Hindu and Native American Indian religions believe that animals have spirits, Most sects of the Jewish, Christian and Muslim faiths do not. They believe that animals were placed on this earth simply to serve mankind, and that when your dog or your cat dies, that's it for little Stew or Muffin. They believe that a dog or a cat is no more that an organic robot that may be programmed to sit or fetch or purr.
Therefore, if you really love your dog or cat, the best thing you can do to perserve its soul is to take it to Heaven through you, and that means make it a part of you though consumption. What are ten or twelve years on earth compared to eternity? Wouldn't turning your dog or cat into a meal fit for kings be worth it in the long run? Millions throughout history have said yes.
About Us
We are Jin and Sun Hwang. We currently live in San Francisco, California with our three children, Chin, Dae and Kyon, ages 3, 5 and 6, who have grown up on a diet of vegetables, goat's milk and pet meat. We are proud of our healthy pet diet and take great pride in the love and affection both we and our children give our pet dogs and cats until they are ready for the dinner table. Presently we own a collie, four chijaujaus and seven cats.
Update
Our collie is about to give birth to a litter and all but one of its pups will be ready for a yummy meal in about eight weeks! Our kids can't wait!

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Re: Just for Fun
hard to beat a young bbq goat.
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Re: Just for Fun
While Hindu and Native American Indian religions believe that animals have spirits, Most sects of the Jewish, Christian and Muslim faiths do not. They believe that animals were placed on this earth simply to serve mankind, and that when your dog or your cat dies, that's it for little Stew or Muffin. They believe that a dog or a cat is no more that an organic robot that may be programmed to sit or fetch or purr.
They're not?
Therefore, if you really love your dog or cat, the best thing you can do to perserve its soul is to take it to Heaven through you, and that means make it a part of you though consumption.
I've never really considered my toilet to be Heaven; at any rate, I'll pass on the finer delicacies of roasted dog, cat, or whatever. Besides, that animal would be in deeper doo doo if it's owner that ate it went to hell instead of heaven. Just sayin'.
What are ten or twelve years on earth compared to eternity?
There's that eternity in a septic tank or waste field to think about.
Wouldn't turning your dog or cat into a meal fit for kings be worth it in the long run?
No
Millions throughout history have said yes.
Whatever.
They're not?
Therefore, if you really love your dog or cat, the best thing you can do to perserve its soul is to take it to Heaven through you, and that means make it a part of you though consumption.
I've never really considered my toilet to be Heaven; at any rate, I'll pass on the finer delicacies of roasted dog, cat, or whatever. Besides, that animal would be in deeper doo doo if it's owner that ate it went to hell instead of heaven. Just sayin'.
What are ten or twelve years on earth compared to eternity?
There's that eternity in a septic tank or waste field to think about.
Wouldn't turning your dog or cat into a meal fit for kings be worth it in the long run?
No
Millions throughout history have said yes.
Whatever.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
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Re: Just for Fun
Nah, it's the live ones that run away.billy.pilgrim wrote:hard to beat a young bbq goat.
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true it is.Vrede too wrote:Nah, it's the live ones that run away.billy.pilgrim wrote:hard to beat a young bbq goat.
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Millions in India don't have enough to eat, yet the streets are overrun with cattle, monkey's, and rats big as dogs.Millions throughout history have said yes.
They feed them damn things before they'll feed themselves.
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When I was 7 my grandfather caught a young goat as a pet for me. He built a doubletree rig from tobacco sticks and cut down an old mule harness, attached it to my little wagon after removing the handle. Me and that goat did have some fun. I rode that wagon many times to the best fishing hole on the farm; as long as I was back by mealtime no one ever worried.
Things were so much different.
Things were so much different.
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Seth Milner wrote:Millions in India don't have enough to eat, yet the streets are overrun with cattle, monkey's, and rats big as dogs.Millions throughout history have said yes.
They feed them damn things before they'll feed themselves.
Kinda like repugs feeding Exonn, but ignoring humans dying for no reason.
Some people got no fucking sense.
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Like our churches are more rational with their beliefs and practices?
Or our society? I suspect we waste more food here than all of India does.
Or our society? I suspect we waste more food here than all of India does.
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You know what's messed up?Vrede too wrote:Like our churches are more rational with their beliefs and practices?
Or our society? I suspect we waste more food here than all of India does.
Baby oil doesn't actually contain any babies.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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Had an Indian friend walk up to me today and give me a frozen bag of chicken nuggets he was hiding from his wife in the work freezer. He didn't like them microwaved and couldn't take them home to bake them in the oven, so he gave them to me.Vrede too wrote:Like our churches are more rational with their beliefs and practices?
Or our society? I suspect we waste more food here than all of India does.
Same guy also hides vodka in a water bottle under his bed at home.


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Lemonade with artificial flavoring.JTA wrote:You know what's messed up?
Baby oil doesn't actually contain any babies.
Floor cleanser with real lemon.
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Minute rice that only takes 58 seconds to cook.rstrong wrote:Lemonade with artificial flavoring.JTA wrote:You know what's messed up?
Baby oil doesn't actually contain any babies.
Floor cleanser with real lemon.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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coke with no cokeJTA wrote:Minute rice that only takes 58 seconds to cook.rstrong wrote:Lemonade with artificial flavoring.JTA wrote:You know what's messed up?
Baby oil doesn't actually contain any babies.
Floor cleanser with real lemon.
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”