Pretty sure that’s the rip in the space/time fabric caused by so many working to take us back to the 19th Century.
Somehow I’m sure it will be linked to the gays before sunset!!!
Well, we gays are apparently very powerful in that way. You know, causing floods and droughts and terrorist attacks and all.
It’s the sound of millions of women roaring in unison “No Moore.”
God smites Moore!! Film of small smoking crater at Moore’s residence at 5pm!!
That was their final warning.
It was God editing Moore’s copy of the 10 Commandments. He added “or daughters” to the commandment about “coveting thy neighbor’s wife”.
And don’t forget the one about lying too — that one is toast.
If you’re Republican, those were Strongly-Worded Suggestions, not Commandments
Some Republican marked their ballot for Jones and their head exploded?
And finally, more creatively poetic than is decent on a web forum:
Miss Leigh (based on Annabel Lee, as retold by Roy Moore):
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom in the south,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Miss Leigh;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to get away from me.
I was a predator and she was a child,
In this kingdom in the south,
But I loved with a love that was more like a shove—
I and my Miss Leigh—
With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven
proclaimed was disgusting to all but me.
And this was the reason that, not long ago,
In this kingdom in the south,
A sound bellowed out of the air, chilling
all who would vote for me;
So that her local policemen came
And bore all girls away from me,
To shut up my supporters,
In this kingdom in the south.
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I could go on, but I don’t want to hack up any more of my favorite poem by Poe. Suffice to say it gets my point across.
