Seth Milner wrote:ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD
Back when tin-foil hats was all the rage . . .
If this were true then how come we don't find Viking hoards chock full of aluminum beer cans?
Checkmate, historians.
If Vikings were in fact the real he-men as history/fables has portrayed them, would YOU want to be caught drinking your beer out of something as pitifully small and puny as a beer can? Stalemate.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
Seth Milner wrote:ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD
Back when tin-foil hats was all the rage . . .
If this were true then how come we don't find Viking hoards chock full of aluminum beer cans?
Checkmate, historians.
If Vikings were in fact the real he-men as history/fables has portrayed them, would YOU want to be caught drinking your beer out of something as pitifully small and puny as a beer can? Stalemate.
I'd drink beer out of the skulls of my enemies heads as I proudly wear their scalps. I'd burn their towns to the ground to me the prisoners bow. Muscle, sweat, long hair and dirt leather, fur and chains, my uniform torn and worn covered with blood stains.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
JTA wrote:I'd drink beer out of the skulls of my enemies heads as I proudly wear their scalps. I'd burn their towns to the ground to me the prisoners bow. Muscle, sweat, long hair and dirt leather, fur and chains, my uniform torn and worn covered with blood stains.
Damn. Have you been drinking warm Miller Lite again?
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
Real Vikings, at least the ones around York, drank their beer, mead, and ale from large cups or bowls. They started when they were kids, and beer was an important part of their diet.
O Really wrote:Real Vikings, at least the ones around York, drank their beer, mead, and ale from large cups or bowls. They started when they were kids, and beer was an important part of their diet.
That explains JTA's warm Miller Lite.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
Vrede too wrote:banni, can you take the quote & notification feature away from JTA? He's out of control.
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homerphobe wrote:
He shall be risen!
Wait am I supposed to say his in a mirror three times at midnight? Or do I need to sacrifice a lamb? Or is it spilling the blood of a virgin during the new moon?
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.