Just for Fun

[Seth Milner]

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were
interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. " You wouldn't come down any on the price, yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model!"

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the dope to reduce it. See you later, Grandpa and Grandma!

Never mess with old folks!

[Seth Milner]

Seth Milner Lite, Your emoticon skills are second to no one.
Easy to find:
http://www.sherv.net/

http://smileyfaze.tk/

I speak on behalf of all BRD members.
I'm happy I can entertain you . . . . and all BRD members and Bud Lite lovers everywhere!

[JTA]

[Seth Milner]

What am I missing? :-0?>

[Wneglia]

What am I missing? :-0?>

[JTA]

What am I missing? :-0?>

[JTA]

[JTA]

What am I missing? :-0?>

Am I gonna have kill this joke and dissect it like I did in the homophobic thread the other day?

[Seth Milner]

What am I missing? :-0?>

Am I gonna have kill this joke and dissect it like I did in the homophobic thread the other day?

Nah. I've lost interest now. Here, have one on me:

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ......stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that".

[JTA]

What am I missing? :-0?>

Am I gonna have kill this joke and dissect it like I did in the homophobic thread the other day?

Nah. I've lost interest now. Here, have one on me:

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ......stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that".

Alright well too bad.

Here's a breakdown: The dude thought he was on his way to Pluto, an eight year trip, but because he has poor reading comprehension like me he jumped into the wrong rocket and has instead been sitting in a rocket on Earth for eight years.

[Seth Milner]

Alright well too bad.

Here's a breakdown: The dude thought he was on his way to Pluto, an eight year trip, but because he has poor reading comprehension like me he jumped into the wrong rocket and has instead been sitting in a rocket on Earth for eight years.

OK, you got me on that one; so when did you turn that light on in capsule G?

[bannination]

What am I missing? :-0?>

[Seth Milner]

What am I missing? :-0?>

(photo of a brain)

So there's where that sum-bish got to!

[JTA]

What am I missing? :-0?>

(photo of a brain)

So there's where that sum-bish got to!

Haha you left yourself wide open with that what am i missing comment.

[Seth Milner]

What am I missing? :-0?>

(photo of a brain)

So there's where that sum-bish got to!

Haha you left yourself wide open with that what am i missing comment.

I know; but I had to let someone else have a shot at some humor; you know, that stuff that's expressly forbidden by the dancing duo.

[JTA]

What am I missing? :-0?>

(photo of a brain)

So there's where that sum-bish got to!

Haha you left yourself wide open with that what am i missing comment.

I know; but I had to let someone else have a shot at some humor; you know, that stuff that's expressly forbidden by the dancing duo.

You just closed that loop you left open in the best possible way with that last comment. Respek.

[Vrede too]

I know;

Or, you really did miss the joke until it was explained. If you weren't so inherently dishonest and your ego wasn't so fragile, there wouldn't be reason to wonder.

but I had to let someone else have a shot at some humor; you know, that stuff that's expressly forbidden by the dancing duo.

Whiny lie, as usual. We crack jokes all the time, something you're often too slow to get, too paranoid to believe even after they're explained, and too wussy to admit even after your keening becomes untenable. You're just butthurt because we notice that your sincere posts magically become "jokes" when they proved to be factual or logical bombs.

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[Seth Milner]

I know;

Or, you really did miss the joke until it was explained. If you weren't so inherently dishonest and your ego wasn't so fragile, there wouldn't be reason to wonder.
That's what I said, Dipweed; I missed the joke. If you weren't so much of a walking rectal-orifice and your ego so enlarged, you wouldn't have reason to piss about my missing the point of the cartoon. (BTW . . welcome back, Butt-head.)

but I had to let someone else have a shot at some humor; you know, that stuff that's expressly forbidden by the dancing duo.

Whiny lie, as usual. We crack jokes all the time, something you're often too slow to get, too paranoid to believe even after they're explained, and too wussy to admit even after your keening becomes untenable. You're just butthurt because we notice that your sincere posts magically become "jokes" when they proved to be factual or logical bombs.

Whiny narcissism as usual. And that ain't no joke. Feel better now?

[Seth Milner]

You just closed that loop you left open in the best possible way with that last comment. Respek.

I wasn't going to go back and change my reply and give V-t fodder to chew on for the next three pages, but it appears I'm too late.
"He" got the mess cleaned of "his" keyboard and came roaring back; must have missed us terribly.

[Vrede too]

More noise coming from that closet.