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That's just silly. Deer wear visors.
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Ulysses wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:19 pm
 I've got a deer skull I picked up on a hike in the woods about 30 years ago.

Maybe it needs a pair of sunglasses.

Currently it's perched on the top of a very tall cabinet in the workshop.
It needs a hat; maybe a MAGA hat to symbolize that that bullshit is as dead as the deer.
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It really is the Zombie Apocalypse, albeit more luxurious than we expected:

Dead minks infected with a mutated form of COVID-19 rise from graves after mass culling

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Fugging hell: Tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name

Old name for Austrian town: Fucking.
New name for Austrian town: Fugging.

:wtf: (what the fugg?) Do they really think that will stop the mockery? No fugging way.
... Just across the border in Bavaria in Germany, there is another village called Petting.
Is there a Petting petting zoo?
Is the anti-obesity campaign called No Heavy Petting?
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5G Truthers Bought Faraday Cages to Protect Their Routers. They're Mad They Worked.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/techno ... cy-theory/
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Whack9 wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:19 am
 5G Truthers Bought Faraday Cages to Protect Their Routers. They're Mad They Worked.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/techno ... cy-theory/
They could just stick their routers in the microwave.

Or unplug the damn things.
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Whack9 wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:19 am
5G Truthers Bought Faraday Cages to Protect Their Routers. They're Mad They Worked.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/techno ... cy-theory/
Fuckin' tech. This used to be sufficient:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
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Well, time to shoot the refrigerator I guess. These wingnuts will be bored as hell before long. With any luck they'll start shooting themselves.
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neoplacebo wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:41 pm
Well, time to shoot the refrigerator I guess. These wingnuts will be bored as hell before long. With any luck they'll start shooting themselves.
We can hope :twisted: .


Adventurer who found Forest Fenn treasure worth over $1m in Wyoming reveals identity

Tonight's NCIS revolves around a very similar hidden treasure. Weird.
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Your best entertainment value.

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"Its biblical, remember that. "
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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GoCubsGo wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:19 pm
 Your best entertainment value.

The dude impersonating Trump did a pretty good job.
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https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2020/12/ ... 505557002/


Son, don't you let me hear you saying United.
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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I think they just misspelled it. Shouldn't it be "untied"?
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And in further Santa Rosa County news I get arrested for habitual vandalism.

https://navarrepress.com/movement-under ... ter-trump/
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:27 pm
 https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2020/12/ ... 505557002/


Son, don't you let me hear you saying United.
United States of America
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billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:45 am
 And in further Santa Rosa County news I get arrested for habitual vandalism.

https://navarrepress.com/movement-under ... ter-trump/
That's a beautiful bridge. I would be a shame for it to turn into a spot people go to take a shit.
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billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:45 am
 And in further Santa Rosa County news I get arrested for habitual vandalism.

https://navarrepress.com/movement-under ... ter-trump/
We don't have a bridge like yours, but they're absolutely not going to name the pier for Trump.

https://posts.google.com/share/59QJJ8il ... l|ieKnoS|0

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O Really wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:04 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:45 am
 And in further Santa Rosa County news I get arrested for habitual vandalism.

https://navarrepress.com/movement-under ... ter-trump/
We don't have a bridge like yours, but they're absolutely not going to name the pier for Trump.

https://posts.google.com/share/59QJJ8il ... l|ieKnoS|0

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He's holding out for an airport.

Love the asking for a friend about the paperwork quote.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/newspoli ... li=AAggNb9
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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