The homophobic thread :>

[rstrong]

When Molson's was expanding into the US, they did a market study to see what Americans liked. A sample of Bud Light and a sample of Coors Light were sent to the brewery laboratories in Montreal. In a short time, the analysis arrived:

"Congratulations, both mares are pregnant!"

[JTA]

I didn't say that JTA's insecurities and shallowness are rational. Go easy on the Doritos, though.

Well, JTA is one of my hominy boys even though I don't much care for that Richard Simmons avatar of his. It's good that our relationship is based on mutual hominy respect and that gets us through the hard times.

Would you still go to the prom with me if I looked like that in real life?

[JTA]

Would you still go to the prom with me if I looked like that in real life?

If you were a rock star I would l go to the prom with you.

I'm a rock star when I get enough bud light coursing through my veins.

[neoplacebo]

I didn't say that JTA's insecurities and shallowness are rational. Go easy on the Doritos, though.

Well, JTA is one of my hominy boys even though I don't much care for that Richard Simmons avatar of his. It's good that our relationship is based on mutual hominy respect and that gets us through the hard times.

Would you still go to the prom with me if I looked like that in real life?

You know me, hominy. When you begin to approach terminal velocity, appearances are secondary considerations. But then again, once your velocity slows down to normal, things can be shocking. I once woke up in Korea in bed with a woman who was older than my mother; but that was before we met.

[JTA]

... JTA ... Richard Simmons avatar of his....

woahhh woahhh WOAHHH now. That's Messiah Marcolin of Candelamass!!!





None of us will ever be as cool as that guy. Never.

[JTA]

Heck, if you were Richard Simmons (cool gifs, Richard) I would l go to the prom with you.

I'm a rock star when I get enough bud light coursing through my veins.

Been there, done that, but you're not rock stars when I sober up.

But once you hit critical mass how are your rapping abilities?

[JTA]

I didn't say that JTA's insecurities and shallowness are rational. Go easy on the Doritos, though.

Well, JTA is one of my hominy boys even though I don't much care for that Richard Simmons avatar of his. It's good that our relationship is based on mutual hominy respect and that gets us through the hard times.

Would you still go to the prom with me if I looked like that in real life?

You know me, hominy. When you begin to approach terminal velocity, appearances are secondary considerations. But then again, once your velocity slows down to normal, things can be shocking. I once woke up in Korea in bed with a woman who was older than my mother; but that was before we met.

[JTA]

Been there, done that, but you're not rock stars when I sober up.

But once you hit critical mass how are your rapping abilities?

I meant that I'm the groupie, not the rock star.

The question still stands holmes, how are your rapping abilities. That's the only thing that really matters in life. Can you hang with the heaviness hung in the houses of the rising tongue, son?

[JTA]

Alright Homineys I am out of here and if I'm not back before the holidays you all have a very merry Kwanz-hanuk-mass. I hope the holiday's are very gay for all of you and filled with large amounts of joy. Time for me to make my pilgrimage back to the jerz!

[O Really]

It's not like I actually eat lil Caesar's myself, or Doritos, but hey - live an let live for anybody else. But Bud Lite? Seriously? Why on earth would anybody, under any circumstances other than imminent death from dehydration, willingly drink that stuff? And if they insist on drinking it, why call it beer?

You see, you've got the wrong philosophy when it comes to bud light. Think of it like this. When you want to get somewhere, you usually want to get there fast and cheap, right? If I wanted to go from SC to, say, California, I could drive a fancy car and get there in style in like a week which would cost me tons of money (since I don't have a fancy car), or I could pay for a coach seat on an airplane and get there in a few hours.

This same logic applies to bud light. When you want to get drunk and want to get there fast and cheap, you drink bud light. Bud light isn't about the journey, it's about the destination!

Shaky analogy: Oskar Blue TenFIDY 10.5% alcohol... http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/seasonals/ten-fidy/
Bud Light, 4.2%

[homerfobe]

But Bud Lite? Seriously? Why on earth would anybody, under any circumstances other than imminent death from dehydration, willingly drink that stuff? And if they insist on drinking it, why call it beer?

Some people want others to think they are highclass and just a touch above the commoners who drink something as lowly as commonly known beers, wines, and so on. I mean, what's the use in talking about drinking if you can't lay some one-upmanship on others around you? What's beer drinking doing in Vrede's thread anyway? This is still the faghuggers pissing thread isn't it? Oh wait, I see the connection now. Fags gotta have that highclass crap in an attempt to elude everyone that they have some measure of humanity left in them.

[O Really]

Oh, I thought you knew, Homo - some of us really are superior to others. We've reviewed your application to be an "elite" and found you severely lacking in basic humanity. But Merry Christmas anyway.

[homerfobe]

Oh, I thought you knew, Homo - some of us really are superior to others. We've reviewed your application to be an "elite" and found you severely lacking in basic humanity. But Merry Christmas anyway.

So you think.

[rstrong]

Oh, I thought you knew, Homo - some of us really are superior to others. We've reviewed your application to be an "elite" and found you severely lacking in basic humanity. But Merry Christmas anyway.

So you think.

Can confirm.

[homerfobe]

This is too funny. The faghugger vs. the fundie! (hereafter referred to as FFF, the Fag Fundie Fight) Even got the old fundie banned, against your wishes of course. With him being banned you didn't have anyone to run roughshod over, so all you could do is wait until he came back, if he came back, and the idiot did.
Thank you Verde for keeping this fag site alive so I would have a Christmas present to come home to. Impressive. 136 pages and rising. You know I spent about an hour going back through the fundie's posts looking for where he insulted poor old Mom and Dad. (boring!) I couldn't find anything that would come remotely close to the many insults you spew out at the ones who post anything about fags, queers and twat twinkies. Mention a queer, your obsessed. Mention Verde and your fantasizing or obsessing over his conceited stupid, ignorant ass. I think the fundie is right though. In this FFF showdown, you couldn't piss him off so you attacked his wife. That's a typical cowardly way the queers get back at someone, then dare them to do anything about it. I remember some years ago when I was in San Diego there was a CB Rambo who would get on his base station and taunt and curse truckers and anyone else that tried to talk on their CB radio. Someone told him they would find him and shut him up permanently and he would taunt them all the more and dare them to even try. Well, someone found him and now he's pushing up daisies somewhere probably along side with a johnny come lately keyboard Rambo that thought he was invincible. The law caught the one that did in the keyboard Rambo not long afterwards, and according to neighbors he was a nice, neighborly, quiet little man that went to church every Sunday and minded his own business. Goes to show you, Mr. Keyboard Rambo, that some people can only be pushed so much before they snap. Don't underestimate what anyone is capable of doing when their not in control of their faculties.

Now back to the subject matter. You call anyone who posts remarks against the faggot world obsessed or fantasizing yet you keep this nasty, filthy horseshit thread alive with your faggot victory headlines and linked sites. Who's obsessed here? Why do you show such a keen interest in the advancement of faggotry? Don't give me that equality horseshit either, you've worn that out. Not that I give a damn, but you've sure got a self serving reason, huh? Which area has the most stretch marks? Your mouth or your ass? It would be a toss up given the fact that your mouth is your crowning feature, you can't keep it shut whether your belittling someone with your fag remarks or , you know. What getting for Christmas?

[homerfobe]

Oh, I thought you knew, Homo - some of us really are superior to others. We've reviewed your application to be an "elite" and found you severely lacking in basic humanity. But Merry Christmas anyway.

So you think.

Can confirm.

Compared to you two, that's nothing to brag about.

[bannination]

Still obsessed, still latent. Btw, I saw my handle scrolling through your long rant but did not bother reading it, shame you wasted all that effort.

I got bored halfway through and stopped. Something about him having a thing for truck drivers?... not sure.

[homerfobe]

Still obsessed, still latent.

And you're still ignorantly daydreaming that someone's daydreaming about you.

homerfobe, there is nothing, nothing more pitiful than a poster that pretends to be physically tough while posting anonymously on a web forum. Didn't you know?

I'm not threatening you, dumbass. Paranoid much? There's nothing more pitiful or disgusting than someone who provokes someone enough to threaten someone else on a web forum. Didn't you know? You're clearly the provoker here. I'll bet you're so proud of yourself. Run on now, it's Christmas. You can don your gay apparel.

Clearly, he desperately desires to have intercourse with gays, nttawwt.

Are you making a pass at me, or are you saying I turn you on? Forget it dildo-breath. It's funny when you try to convince your peers that when someone pisses on queers, you say they're queers themselves. Your not fooling anyone asswipe.

[O Really]

The idiocy is unbelievable... http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c ... 63243.html

Court rules the Florida ban is unconstitutional;
Washington County clerk wants to know if she has to issue marriage licenses to everybody or just the ones who won the suit;
Other counties don't bother to read the content of the legal opinion of their own attorneys and misconstrue it to be that they aren't allowed to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples;

Back in the day, the Florida tourism people had a slogan "the rules are different here." Little did they know how right they were.

[neoplacebo]

Still obsessed, still latent.

And you're still ignorantly daydreaming that someone's daydreaming about you.

homerfobe, there is nothing, nothing more pitiful than a poster that pretends to be physically tough while posting anonymously on a web forum. Didn't you know?

I'm not threatening you, dumbass. Paranoid much? There's nothing more pitiful or disgusting than someone who provokes someone enough to threaten someone else on a web forum. Didn't you know? You're clearly the provoker here. I'll bet you're so proud of yourself. Run on now, it's Christmas. You can don your gay apparel.

Clearly, he desperately desires to have intercourse with gays, nttawwt.

Are you making a pass at me, or are you saying I turn you on? Forget it dildo-breath. It's funny when you try to convince your peers that when someone pisses on queers, you say they're queers themselves. Your not fooling anyone asswipe.

I myself think there's nothing more pitiful and disgusting than someone who is so insecure that they actually feel threatened on a web forum. You may say your best threats here but if you come to my door and do the same, well, it'll be a whole different story. Feeling threatened would soon become feeling panic, pain, and danger....grasping for 911, etc. Just sayin.' And if you consider this to be a threat, fine. I don't feel threatened or threatening, but I do feel secure.