The homophobic thread :>

[homerfobe]

Damn, y'all sure are dumb. I'm not threatening the Grand Fagmaster. We aren't through calling each other names yet. I said "... Goes to show you, Mr. Keyboard Rambo, that some people can only be pushed so much before they snap. Don't underestimate what anyone is capable of doing when their not in control of their faculties...." I was talking about Mr.B threatening the fag-hugger after the fag-hugger trash-mouthed his wife. Using the stories of the CB Rambo and the keyboard Rambo as examples that anyone, regardless of their station in life, can snap with just a tiny bit of provocation. Verde is just one big stupid ass blowhard (pun intended)who would probably be shitting his britches while running if he were actually accosted by someone who intended to do him harm. To me that would be just a waste of good energy despite the fact that one more piece of trash would be taken out. By the way, ole Blowhard, what did Mr.B say about ole Mammy and Pappy that got your Speedos all bunched up? As I posted above, I didn't see anything worse than the horseshit you spew.

[O Really]

Vrede vs. Mr.B for Idiots (no copyright infringement intended)

Some posters, maybe myself included, made generally facetious comments about "Mrs.B" pretty much making up a person who may or may not exist.

Mr.B., who apparently actually has a wife, took offense, and established a "rule" (preference, request, whatever) that family members are out of bounds.

Subsequently, Mr.B suggested that Vrede's parents (family members) should have beat him, and that he might have turned out differently if they had.

Finding that Mr.B had ignored his own request, Vrede made "Mrs.B" fair game, mostly with regard to hers and Mr.B's sexual practices, if any.

Mr.B was highly offended, and made comments that most literate people would consider to go beyond forum yammering and approach RL threats.

Mr.B was rightfully but regretfully booted for a week.

[homerfobe]

Vrede vs. Mr.B for Idiots (no copyright infringement intended)

Some posters, maybe myself included, made generally facetious comments about "Mrs.B" pretty much making up a person who may or may not exist.

Mr.B., who apparently actually has a wife, took offense, and established a "rule" (preference, request, whatever) that family members are out of bounds.

Subsequently, Mr.B suggested that Vrede's parents (family members) should have beat him, and that he might have turned out differently if they had.

Finding that Mr.B had ignored his own request, Vrede made "Mrs.B" fair game, mostly with regard to hers and Mr.B's sexual practices, if any.

Mr.B was highly offended, and made comments that most literate people would consider to go beyond forum yammering and approach RL threats.

Mr.B was rightfully but regretfully booted for a week.

You point is? I believe Vrede has a crush on the B and is trying to sway him away from the Mrs. Vrede does always accuse him of being a fag while also including nttawwt and hmmmm. Wonder if Vrede's smacking his lips or getting out the KY? Or both?

What this boils down to is an internet bully provoking someone to anger. When the angry one retaliates a bit harshly, he's banned while the bottom feeding troll is allowed to continue spewing his grade-school mentality level of horseshit at anyone who happens to disagree with his useless tripe. I still haven't seen anything so bad as to warrant an attack on anyone's spouse. Vrede's using that same old whiny-ass whine as an excuse to garner attention to himself. And fwiw, what he's done is the doings of a low life S.O.B..

[O Really]

Well, see, that's the point. Nobody attacked Mrs.B. Vrede, and I think others including myself, made comments to Mr.B that he considered offensive. For example, Mr.B writes of the "homosexual lifestyle" but he doesn't really mean where they live, what they do for a living or what they do for fun. He means only their sex life, which he considers oral and anal sex. When it's pointed out to him that lots of heterosexuals (likely most) engage in those activities, and that maybe Mrs.B would enjoy some oral herself, he is offended. Nobody said, for example, that Mrs.B is a 'ho, or that she cheats on Mr.B or that she prefers women. Nobody implied that Mrs.B was ugly, fat, or dumber than dirt. It was only suggested that perhaps Mrs.B might enjoy activities outside of Mr.B's apparently very short list of acceptable activities. Whether Mr.B's list is really that short isn't something anybody here knows. We can only go with what he writes. Whether Mrs.B enjoys oral as well as Mrs. O Really is total speculation. Mrs. O Really can make Harry meeting Sally seem tame. I don't know about Mrs.B, of there is one.

But hey - different people are offended by different stuff. Mr.B is offended by comments about a fictional Mrs.B - I'm offended by rednecks, particularly ignorant ones that value and pride themselves on their redneckiness.

[neoplacebo]

Personally, I'm offended by dumbfucks who write things and act like juvenile tough guy wannabes on the playground.....like "saying it in your face whether you like it or not." What a stupid coward empty bullshit thing to say. That sort of thing should only be said when in someone's face. But that won't happen.

[Mr.B]

"Mr.B is offended by comments about a fictional Mrs.B"
She's real.

"I'm offended by rednecks, particularly ignorant ones that value and pride themselves on their redneckiness."
You're offended by Vrede?

[O Really]

"Mr.B is offended by comments about a fictional Mrs.B"
She's real.

]

Yes, a real guy, who goes by the fictional name of "Mr.B" in an anonymous forum has a real wife. But that real wife is not necessarily "Mrs.B" whether portrayed by "Mr.B" or by other posters. Old time comedian Henny Youngman was known for his "wife" jokes, including the famous "take my wife - please." His real life relationship with his "real" wife was vastly different.

"Youngman's wife, Sadie Cohen, was often the butt of his jokes ("My wife said to me, 'For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen!'", or "my wife's cooking is fit for a king. (gesturing as if feeding an invisible dog) Here King, here King!" Also, "Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.") but in reality the two were very close, with Sadie often accompanying her husband on his tours. Youngman remained married for over sixty years until his wife's death in 1987, after a prolonged illness. While she was ill, Henny had an ICU built in their bedroom, so she could be taken care of at home, rather than in the hospital (Sadie was terrified of hospitals)."

[neoplacebo]

"Mr.B is offended by comments about a fictional Mrs.B"
She's real.

]

Yes, a real guy, who goes by the fictional name of "Mr.B" in an anonymous forum has a real wife. But that real wife is not necessarily "Mrs.B" whether portrayed by "Mr.B" or by other posters. Old time comedian Henny Youngman was known for his "wife" jokes, including the famous "take my wife - please." His real life relationship with his "real" wife was vastly different.

"Youngman's wife, Sadie Cohen, was often the butt of his jokes ("My wife said to me, 'For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen!'", or "my wife's cooking is fit for a king. (gesturing as if feeding an invisible dog) Here King, here King!" Also, "Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.") but in reality the two were very close, with Sadie often accompanying her husband on his tours. Youngman remained married for over sixty years until his wife's death in 1987, after a prolonged illness. While she was ill, Henny had an ICU built in their bedroom, so she could be taken care of at home, rather than in the hospital (Sadie was terrified of hospitals)."

I always liked Rodney Dangerfield when poking fun at his wife......"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car; and she wants me to drive." "I went into a bar the other day; the bartender asked me what I'll have. I said 'surprise me' and he showed me naked pictures of my wife."

[homerfobe]

Personally, I'm offended by dumbfucks who write things and act like juvenile tough guy wannabes on the playground.....like "saying it in your face whether you like it or not." What a stupid coward empty bullshit thing to say. That sort of thing should only be said when in someone's face. But that won't happen.

Well old Buddy, if you're offended, Vrede is at the top of your shit heap. The fundie or me isn't near as a tough guy wannabe as your fag hugging friend. I'm not standing up for Mr.B, I think he can take care of himself when assholes attack. The difference being he feels remorse for saying what he did and I don't. That makes him a better man than Vrede in my book. His dislike for queer behavior is based on his religious beliefs and the faghugger and the Canadian iceball ain't got sense enough to realize their remarks to him are just as hateful and bigoted, and that in itself is the stupid coward empty bullshit you speak of. I have no religious stance on faggots. Common sense tells me that they are nothing more than sub-human pieces of garbage that should not be allowed to mingle with normal people, and that's what saying it in your face means, because fags or fag huggers don't want to hear that or face up to it. Since I can hide behind my keyboard just like Verde and rstrong, that is in effect in your face and I will tell it like it is.

[homerfobe]

I always liked Rodney Dangerfield when poking fun at his wife......"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car; and she wants me to drive." "I went into a bar the other day; the bartender asked me what I'll have. I said 'surprise me' and he showed me naked pictures of my wife."

My neighbor Ed forgot their anniversary and his wife was totally pissed. She told him just for that, tomorrow morning I want to see something that goes from 0-200 in 10 seconds or less in our driveway. She got up the next morning after Ed went to work, and looked out the window and saw a package in the driveway. She put on her robe and went out and brought it into the house. When she opened it, she found a bathroom scale and an anniversary card that said this doesn't need 10 seconds.

Old Ed has been missing now for 5 days.

Hope ya'll have a good new year and Vrede can find more links on queers to post and gloat over.

[O Really]

"...like it is" or like it is in your own twisted mind, or like you wish it were. Y'know, you - far more than Mr.B - are despicable not because you think homosexuality is somehow "unnatural" but because of the total hateful disrespect you direct toward people you don't even know. You could think homosexuality is a sin; you could think homosexuality is a choice; you could think homosexuality is contagious - and I can believe you think any or all of those. But just holding those beliefs gives you no right to spew the level of abuse you toss out. Sure, it's an open forum and you can say anything you want, but what you say can also be challenged, ridiculed, disparaged, and ignored. And you could be a bit more original - "faggot-hugger" would probably be a copyright violation if "nigger-lover" was copyrighted. You belong somewhere in the 1940's or 50's - and would have been on your way to obsolescence and irrelevance even then.

[rstrong]

and the Canadian iceball ain't got sense enough to realize their remarks to him are just as hateful and bigoted

I criticize Mr.B and his bastardized interpretation of Christianity when he uses it to justify bigotry, hate and denying civil rights to others. Frankly, he's done far more to make Christianity look bad than I ever would or could.

I criticize the more mainstream religions when they try to dictate their beliefs and practices to others.

That's not "hateful and bigoted"; that's standing up to hatred and bigotry.

Since I can hide behind my keyboard just like Verde and rstrong, that is in effect in your face and I will tell it like it is.

Several people here know my identity. If there were any good reason to, I'd make it public.

You?

[O Really]

If I'm not mistaken, Mr.B said he had "always" found homosexuality to be "not natcheral" or something he found offensive even before he found religion. Therefore, from a logical standpoint, it would be reasonable to say he does use his interpretation of the Bible to support what he already thought. Not that that's unusual.

[Sometime Lefty]

I imagine Mrs B left Mr B for a lesbian. Mr B never wagged his tongue in the right place.

[Mr.B]

"I imagine Mrs B left Mr B for a lesbian. Mr B never wagged his tongue in the right place."

Some imagination you've got there. She's not left; she doesn't know Mrs. Lefty. Probably Mrs. Lefty left you because you're a "Sometimes". opps!

[neoplacebo]

Everybody has their opps and downs I believe.

[O Really]

"I imagine Mrs B left Mr B for a lesbian. Mr B never wagged his tongue in the right place."

Some imagination you've got there. She's not left; she doesn't know Mrs. Lefty. Probably Mrs. Lefty left you because you're a "Sometimes". opps!

It's OK if you say Lefty is "fantasizing" about Mrs.B. Or Mr.B. If you do say that, you'll finally understand Vrede.

[neoplacebo]

Then, Mr.B fantasized about what happens in Sometime Lefty and Mrs. Lefty's bed. Not that it wasn't due payback to Sometime Lefty, but Mr.B just did exactly what he's threatened violence over my doing to him, exactly. Opps.

Ok, I'm going to fantasize that sometime lefty and his wife (sometime righty) both get so drunk that each has to keep one foot on the floor while in bed just to keep the bed from spinning; in this case, no sex is involved and the bed loses out.

[Mr.B]

"It's OK if you say Lefty is "fantasizing" about Mrs.B. Or Mr.B. If you do say that, you'll finally understand Vrede."

Corrected to read: "It's OK if you say Lefty is "fantasizing" about Mrs.B. Or Mr.B. If you do say that, you're parroting Vrede."

I'm beginning to understand now......a fleeting thought, idea, or vision is in reality a fantasy or obsession....in Vrede world that is.

I'm driving down the road and I happen to look over and see a convenience store......right away, because I saw it and noticed the brand of gasoline they sold, it's because I was fantasizing about becoming a store clerk; and because I happened to see it when I did, I was obsessing over it.

Got it now, it's all too clear.

[Mr.B]

"So dumb."
What I've been saying all along......
"Fantasies don't have a duration minimum, and you do obsess about gay sex and have done so for a good 7 months now. Own it."
That solidifies my statement about being a convenience store clerk.......fill 'er up? Debit or credit?