Cosplay ICE Barbie Gnome

[O Really]

Real question - what happens if an agency is "over budget"? Is there any real mechanism for telling her that her bills won't be paid? I doubt it, so where do the unauthorized funds come from? A budget is theoretical but invoices are real.

[GoCubsGo]

Real question - what happens if an agency is "over budget"? Is there any real mechanism for telling her that her bills won't be paid? I doubt it, so where do the unauthorized funds come from? A budget is theoretical but invoices are real.

They'll steal the money from another department with lame accounting practices.

[neoplacebo]

Real question - what happens if an agency is "over budget"? Is there any real mechanism for telling her that her bills won't be paid? I doubt it, so where do the unauthorized funds come from? A budget is theoretical but invoices are real.

They'll steal the money from another department with lame accounting practices.

Or they'll call it "current policy" (like they did with the big tax cut extension) and claim it costs nothing. I'm thinking of going down to my bank and telling them that my current policy is to have at least two thousand dollars in my check account, but I just took out fifteen houndred and feel that based on current policy I feel that my balance is still two thousand. I'm figuring on wearing my fish slap mask on that visit.

[GoCubsGo]

[GoCubsGo]

Besides being an outright lie, do they really truly want to declare war on half the country? It won't end well.

[1 CAT FAN]

Besides being an outright lie, do they really truly want to declare war on half the country? It won't end well.

That's evident from what happened in LA.

[Vrede too]

Besides being an outright lie, do they really truly want to declare war on half the country? It won't end well.

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Friendly Fire Barbie is a whiny idiot.

[Vrede too]

Tame for her.

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There's a reddit thread about everything:
Favorite Kristi Noem Cosplay?
Accountant Barbie is kinda cute. Dental hygienist and state trooper Barbie are terrifying.

Kristi Noem's Strange History Of Inappropriate 'Cosplay' Outfits (article)


5 Times Kristi Noem's Confusing Costumes Had Us Scratching Our Heads (article)

"They’re shooting our dogs they’re shooting our goats! They’re shooting our pets!!!"






Cosplay Kristi Noem (Song parody / Oingo Boingo "Who Do You Want To Be")


Has she become a poster girl for drag queens?

[GoCubsGo]

Porn website Barbie.

[Vrede too]

Porn website Barbie.

"Hooker.gov"

Do you suppose she roleplays in the bedroom? That could be kinda hot.

[1 CAT FAN]

they’re shooting our goats!

[GoCubsGo]

Porn website Barbie.

"Hooker.gov"

Do you suppose she roleplays in the bedroom? That could be kinda hot.

Eww.

[1 CAT FAN]

Full disclosure: One Halloween I wrapped myself in an American flag, created a large fake match out of a cardboard mailing tube

I think she's earned her own thread, by having as many outfits and professions
Flamethrower Barbie:

More roll playing, should dedicate a thread to yourself, "Rainbow"

Memorable for me. One Halloween I went out to the bars dressed in plaid and blaze orange

[Vrede too]

Porn website Barbie.

"Hooker.gov"

Do you suppose she roleplays in the bedroom? That could be kinda hot.

Eww.

Sorry

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

It's a "disgusting lie, these old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can't achieve anything without a man's help."

Oh wait, that was her screech about a rumored double adulterous affair with Corey back in 2021. They then repeated the denials when there were more reports in 2023. In 2025 I'm sure he's just in Argentina not helping her achieve anything . . . especially not conservative orgasms.

[GoCubsGo]

BTW,

WTF is she supposed to be doing in Argentina?

[Vrede too]

BTW,

WTF is she supposed to be doing in Argentina?

It's one of the few places outside of South Dakota that this doesn't look silly?

[O Really]

BTW,

WTF is she supposed to be doing in Argentina?

Isn't there a long history of Nazis going to Argentina? So maybe she was attending a seminar.

[1 CAT FAN]

Full disclosure: One Halloween I wrapped myself in an American flag, created a large fake match out of a cardboard mailing tube

Flamethrower Barbie:

In this case, I think it's perfect symbolism.