Just for Fun

[Mr.B]

Lie-Witness News:

[bannination]

"The Americans are asleep, quick, post logical things."

[Wneglia]

[Wneglia]

If he was that smart he would have pre-placed the water or brought it with him from the start. Have you tried it, Wneglia? I plan to.

My WNC patients love weighing 136 rather than 300, banni.

My head's pretty empty (or so I've been told)

[Boatrocker]

Man Texts Entire Works of Shakespeare to Punish Fraudster Who Wouldn’t Send Him PS3

...Mr. Joseph simply copies and pastes the plays into his phone's text message field, and sends them off to his scammer. When they reach the scammer's phone, they presumably come through in 160-character segments — meaning the 22 plays Mr. Joseph has sent were broken up into a very irritating 17,424 text messages. Basically, the fraudster's phone hasn't stopped buzzing for the past week.

Mr. Joseph will reportedly send Shakespeare's remaining 15 works over the next few days.

The nasty vendor has apparently delivered a tempest, if you will, of "abusive" messages and phone calls to Mr. Joseph in response to the onslaught of Shakespearean verse...

I like Edd. And I also have a new idea to go with my unlimited talk and text plan.

[JTA]

That was racist.

[JTA]

An equal opportunity racist? Possibly a little sexist, too, but maybe that's just me.

"Hello..." (1:12), LOL!

The rules state that it's racist to mock Chinese and Indian accents.

[Mr.B]

She, like actually, skipped the USA ENGLISH language part, actually. Like..hello!

Actually, that was like, a pretty good video actually.

[rstrong]

"Hello..." is about the only real US English word.

If so, it's still based on the English holla (To shout out or greet casually) and hollo (Hey, hello). Which in turn are possibly based on the Old High German and Old Saxon verb halon / Holon.

There's a common but incorrect claim Thomas Edison invented the word.

[rstrong]

Good point.

[JTA]

I think there's an exemption if you mock your own accent first and then everyone else's. Have you got a current copy?

True. I'll have to consult with the elders at the next meeting and see if they'll add an amendment to the rules to fix that scenario.

[Mr.B]

"Now that's hot!"

Ain't it amazing what people can see in a slice of pizza...or a chunk of cornbread or a moldy cookie, etc.

Maybe I'll save my last piece of pizza that I buy, claim I see something in it, and sell it on eBay. Yep, That's the ticket!

[Mr.B]

[neoplacebo]

I once woke up next to that woman somewhere in Korea; used to have a picture of it.

[Mr.B]

"I once woke up next to that woman somewhere in Korea; used to have a picture of it."

Ya think she'll ever make it to the role of "Dear Leader"....?

[rstrong]

Yes, popping a paper bag in the mall makes a very loud noise.
Yes, you can hear it echoing all through the place.
Yes, mall cops are all dicks.

[JTA]

What American Dialect do you speak in? Take the quiz:

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013 ... .html?_r=0

- JTA - Philadelphia-ish

[bannination]

Birmingham- Chattanooga - Winston Salem

It nailed me....

[JTA]

though the MD where I grew up is pretty dark red, too.

How do you pronounce "water".

[O Really]

Southern Cali, Nevada. Which is strange because I've never lived in those places. But JTA - if you were from there, it would be "Fulla-delfya"