A Florida Man...

[O Really]

"Ontario Man" isn't that bright, either...
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/watch/b ... ?ocid=iehp

[O Really]

A Nova Scotia Man...

N.S. arbitrator says employer was right to fire man for masturbating in bathroom — but only because it mortified co-workers

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ma ... ator-rules

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A Nova Scotia Man...

N.S. arbitrator says employer was right to fire man for masturbating in bathroom — but only because it mortified co-workers

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ma ... ator-rules

Canadian problems. Our workplace "shootings" are very different.

[O Really]

Two Texas men... Received Darwin Award

2 Texas men die trying to jump car over open drawbridge
A witness said the car backed up at the open drawbridge, and then accelerated forward, trying to jump to the other side.

("Watch this, Bubba - hold my beer")

May 24, 2019, 10:44 AM PDT / Updated May 24, 2019, 11:37 AM PDT
By Minyvonne Burke
Two Texas men died Friday after they tried to jump over an open drawbridge with their car, authorities said.

Louisiana State Police responded to a single-car crash shortly after 2 a.m. at the Black Bayou Bridge about six miles south of Lake Charles. Investigators said the bridge was closed to traffic to let a boat pass.

A witness told police that the passenger got out of the car and pushed the gate arm up. The man then got back into the car as the driver drove toward the ramp at the end of the bridge, the police department said in a press release on its Facebook page.

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The driver stopped briefly, reversed and then "accelerated forward in an attempt to 'jump' the ramp of the bridge." police said.

The car landed in the water and sank to the bottom. The driver was found inside the car, and the passenger was found outside the vehicle after first managing to escape, investigators said. The men, whose identities have not been revealed, were pronounced dead at the scene.

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Theo and Louis

[O Really]

Theo and Louis

23-year-old Alejandro Cazares of McAllen and 32-year-old Roberto Alejandro Moreno of Edinburg

Driving a 2016 Chevrolet Cruze

Darwin Award with Oak Leaf.

[neoplacebo]

If that had been a rental car, they would have made it. Those things can go anywhere.

[O Really]

Did they have a "01" painted on the side of their car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfrJHs56cA

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.wkrg.com/news/national/flor ... 2027347003


"Linda Sue Morgan, 55, called 911 on Monday after her brother parked a car in her driveway. Morgan said the car was leaking oil,"


I'm glad I don't look as old as Linda Sue. Tough 55 years.

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... I'm glad I don't look as old as Linda Sue. Tough 55 years.

It ain't easy defending the purity of a driveway.

[neoplacebo]

A tale of Japanese man and how trouble hounded him to death.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-died-mid ... 33557.html

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Bird attack at Disney World leaves woman with traumatic brain injury

... Lisa Dixon was allegedly left with a traumatic brain injury and herniated discs in her neck after the animal struck her in the head at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida in May 2017....

The woman, who is in her 30s and from nearby Celebration, Orlando, has filed a lawsuit at Orange Circuit Court, where she is seeking unspecified damages in excess of $15,000 (almost £12,000), according to The Associated Press.

It accuses Disney of failing to properly warn visitors of the dangers seasonal nesting birds pose, among other allegations....

It's even worse that she's a local - same seasonal nesting birds doing the same things.

Comments:

She needs to sue the bird.

They only control the flying elephants!

[1 CAT FAN]

Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while wearing dog costume https://www.abc15.com/national/florida- ... og-costume

Apparently, he identified as a dog.

[O Really]

Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while wearing dog costume https://www.abc15.com/national/florida- ... og-costume

Apparently, he identified as a dog.

Exactly what does one do to "have inappropriate sexual contact with a Siberian Husky dog"? And if he "posted the video on the internet", why didn't they include it in the article?

I guess the story give new meaning to the term "screw the pooch."

[neoplacebo]

Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while wearing dog costume https://www.abc15.com/national/florida- ... og-costume

Apparently, he identified as a dog.

Exactly what does one do to "have inappropriate sexual contact with a Siberian Husky dog"? And if he "posted the video on the internet", why didn't they include it in the article?

I guess the story give new meaning to the term "screw the pooch."

I will guess that not sniffing the butt of the other dog prior to having sex would be inappropriate behavior. This has been a pretty much universal canine social etiquette issue for centuries and not performing it is considered a serious faux pas. This whole thing is just a comedy of errors.

[1 CAT FAN]

Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while wearing dog costume https://www.abc15.com/national/florida- ... og-costume

Apparently, he identified as a dog.

Exactly what does one do to "have inappropriate sexual contact with a Siberian Husky dog"? And if he "posted the video on the internet", why didn't they include it in the article?

I guess the story give new meaning to the term "screw the pooch."

I will guess that not sniffing the butt of the other dog prior to having sex would be inappropriate behavior. This has been a pretty much universal canine social etiquette issue for centuries and not performing it is considered a serious faux pas. This whole thing is just a comedy of errors.

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Donald Trump's latest tweets!

I will be announcing my Second Term Presidential Run with First Lady Melania, Vice President Mike Pence, and Second Lady Karen Pence on June 18th in Orlando, Florida, at the 20,000 seat Amway Center. Join us for this Historic Rally! Tickets: https://t.co/1krDP2oQvG

I guess "Second Lady" and SLOTUS are real things, but they seem rather demeaning to me.

I plan to blame Florida for everything that happens afterwards.

Does 45SHOLE just attract local crowds or does he have a roving village of redneck fans like the non-redneck Deadheads used to be?

[1 CAT FAN]

Donald Trump's latest tweets!

You're on the twitter too...

[billy.pilgrim]

Donald Trump's latest tweets!

I will be announcing my Second Term Presidential Run with First Lady Melania, Vice President Mike Pence, and Second Lady Karen Pence on June 18th in Orlando, Florida, at the 20,000 seat Amway Center. Join us for this Historic Rally! Tickets: https://t.co/1krDP2oQvG

I guess "Second Lady" and SLOTUS are real things, but they seem rather demeaning to me.

I plan to blame Florida for everything that happens afterwards.

Does 45SHOLE just attract local crowds or does he have a roving village of redneck fans like the non-redneck Deadheads used to be?

What a change. Instead of having the event as a trump property, he is having it at one of his biggest donors.


(If Hillary did it, it would be illegal - just ask dumbass)

[1 CAT FAN]

Donald Trump's latest tweets!

I will be announcing my Second Term Presidential Run with First Lady Melania, Vice President Mike Pence, and Second Lady Karen Pence on June 18th in Orlando, Florida, at the 20,000 seat Amway Center. Join us for this Historic Rally! Tickets: https://t.co/1krDP2oQvG

I guess "Second Lady" and SLOTUS are real things, but they seem rather demeaning to me.

I plan to blame Florida for everything that happens afterwards.

Does 45SHOLE just attract local crowds or does he have a roving village of redneck fans like the non-redneck Deadheads used to be?

What a change. Instead of having the event as a trump property, he is having it at one of his biggest donors.


(If Hillary did it, it would be illegal - just ask dumbass)

How's the pain management coming along...got any to share?