A Florida Man...

[Vrede too]

Immeasurable damage, with no realistic way to fix it for decades.

Rick Scott, Charlie Crist and Jeb Bush almost look good in comparison , but they laid the foundation for DerSantis' immeasurable damage.

[Vrede too]

Immeasurable damage, with no realistic way to fix it for decades.

Yep.

Rick Scott issues travel advisory for ‘socialists,’ warning Florida is ‘openly hostile’ to them

... “The state of Florida devalues and marginalizes the contributions of, and the challenges faced by Socialists and others who work in the Biden Administration,” Scott, who is also the state’s former governor, said in a press release.

“Let me be clear – any attempts to spread the oppression and poverty that Socialism always brings will be rebuffed by the people of Florida,” he added. “Travelers should be aware that attempts to spread Socialism in north Florida will fail and be met with laughter and mockery.”

Scott’s statement is a mocking response to recent travel issued by social justice groups declaring Florida an unsafe state for certain minority groups.

Poor Ricky's White supremacist feewings got hurt.

... He said the counteractive travel advisory came “in direct response to the Biden Administration attempts to erase capitalism and the system that has brought prosperity to Florida and the entire United States.”

Henny Penny. Besides, it's the GQP that's erasing freedom in Florida.

[O Really]

Hey Rick - when you say "people of Florida" are you counting the 4.8 million Democrats and the 4 million residents who don't like either party well enough to join it, or are you counting only the 5.3 million RepuQ's, who represent 36.5% of voters and 24.4% of Florida residents?

[Sometime Lefty]

Rick is appealing to all fellow carpetbaggers.

[Vrede too]

Rick is appealing to all fellow carpetbaggers.

Bazinga.


I was going to put this in the gun thread, but how can I resist when the headline literally begins with "Florida Man"?

Florida Man Pointed Gun At Woman's Head After Her Friend Backed Into His Driveway: Sheriff

Police arrested a Florida man who they say pointed a handgun at a woman’s head and threatened to kill her after her friend backed into his driveway in Palm Coast on Saturday.

Terry Vetsch, 60, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

The incident began around 2 p.m. when a man briefly backed his vehicle onto Vetsch’s driveway, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office. Vetsch, who was watching on his security camera, went outside with a handgun to confront the man, police said.

Security camera footage taken from Vetsch’s home and obtained by The Daytona Beach News-Journal shows the confrontation. In the video, a woman can be seen walking out of the home across from Vetsch’s to confront the man, who then pulls out a gun and points it at her head.

... Vetsch later told police that he pulled the hammer back on the gun when he pointed it at the woman, according to a police affidavit obtained by the News-Journal. He told police he thought the man who backed into his driveway was a different neighbor....

Vetsch was released Sunday on a $50,000 bond....

Leave it to an ammosexual to not only commit a crime against the wrong person but to then be stupid enough to preserve the evidence and admit to exacerbating the crime.

Davie, FL is more tolerant of stupid gunhuggers:

Florida Couple’s Car Shot At After Driving To Wrong Address For Instacart Delivery
“I had seen him pull out a gun, and that’s when I said, ‘We got to go, we got to go,’” Diamond D’arville told NBC6. “I was scared, I’m not going to lie.”

... Thomas said he told the man he worked for Instacart but was fired upon anyway.

“We were there for Instacart, we were trying to tell him, and he went about it the wrong way — instead of just calling police, saying I have trespassers on my lawn, he decided to shoot,” Thomas said.

Video taken by NBC6 shows at least one bullet hole in D’arville’s car.

The Davie Police Department told NBC6 that a gun went off at the home but did not identify the homeowner. D’arville said they spoke to a detective but were told no laws were broken because they were on the shooter’s property....

[billy.pilgrim]

Oh man, they tore the man's city down. What couda become of the trampoline?

"referred to it as ‘Meth Island’ and others simply deemed it at nuisance. This outpost is located on one of the islands near the Dunlawton Bridge in Port Orange, Florida. Just south of Daytona. Here’s the map, there’s actually several “officially” uninhabited islands in that area.

It’s actually pretty impressive, but when you don’t sleep for days you have lots of time to do things. This make shift village had it’s own Welcome Center. There was a 4 story treehouse with living quarters. I’m not sure how they got it there, but someone had set up a trampoline. They even had their own AIR BNB with a room for rent at $10 a night."

https://playa993.com/2023/06/20/florida ... rampoline/

[GoCubsGo]

Omfg, I don't know if it's Florida, but it should be.

[billy.pilgrim]

Glad they got the babies out after the first round

Found in comments

"If'n you got all yer fingers on the fifth, then you dint do it rite!"

[Vrede too]

[billy.pilgrim]

I told you that the Florida Man stories were about New York transplants. See, they even brought their statue.

[Vrede too]

I told you that the Florida Man stories were about New York transplants. See, they even brought their statue.

I changed the Subject.

[Vrede too]

7-year-old boy killed, grandfather shot after jet ski dispute led to shooting in Florida

... According to witnesses, a “verbal altercation ensued between two groups” over reckless jet ski driving near an area where children were playing in the water. The dispute escalated when some members of each group began shooting at each other, police said....

Well, at least the children were protected.

[billy.pilgrim]

7-year-old boy killed, grandfather shot after jet ski dispute led to shooting in Florida

... According to witnesses, a “verbal altercation ensued between two groups” over reckless jet ski driving near an area where children were playing in the water. The dispute escalated when some members of each group began shooting at each other, police said....

Well, at least the children were protected.

It's our new Everybody Get Yer Gun law.

[Vrede too]

It's our new Everybody Get Yer Gun law.

Everything you need for Florida jet skiing with the kids on Independence Day:

[O Really]

Florida woman...

Ariana Grande is dating this guy? He must have unknown attributes.

[Vrede too]

Florida woman...

Ariana Grande is dating this guy? He must have unknown attributes.

https://www.sheknows.com/wp-content/upl ... e=1024,768

She has eclectic tastes . Plus, how many women can claim to be dating SpongeBob SquarePants? She's probably been crushing since she was 5.

Wiki still thinks she's with husband and real estate agent Dalton Gomez.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Gr ... sonal_life
Go figure.

[Vrede too]

A Florida Woman...

If you can't trust a 29 year old Florida Woman named 'Peaches' who is supposedly enamored with a well off 80 year old, who can you trust?

Florida woman gets more than four years in prison for swindling Holocaust survivor out of millions

... In addition to her time in prison, Stergo is ordered to pay $2,830,775 in restitution and will forfeit the same amount, along with her Florida property and over 100 luxury items she purchased.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.sciencealert.com/leprosy-ap ... in-florida

"Leprosy Appears to Be on The Rise in Florida"

[GoCubsGo]

https://www.sciencealert.com/leprosy-ap ... in-florida

"Leprosy Appears to Be on The Rise in Florida"

Thanks Biden.

[Vrede too]

https://www.sciencealert.com/leprosy-ap ... in-florida

"Leprosy Appears to Be on The Rise in Florida"

Thanks Biden.

Partial headline:

Florida Man Arrested for Trading Vapes with Underage Girls in Exchange for Sex,

To be fair, that could be and probably is any state.

Full headline:

Florida Man Arrested for Trading Vapes with Underage Girls in Exchange for Sex, Foot Sniffs

Ah, Florida Man, you never disappoint.