billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:54 pm
See there. I told you that “Florida Man” isn’t from Florida
Yeah, there's sadness, but this also reads like a comedy novel:
Figure that out all on your own, Florida Medical Examiner?
... Text messages between Long and Barlow revealed that the two planned to meet up in the woods to have sex, which he would pay her for, according to the arrest affidavit from the Marion County Sheriff's Office.
Text trails are better than 'paper trails' ever were.
When Barlow sent Long $80 via Cash App, Long gave Montgomery a "signal" that meant "it was time to go ahead with the plan," the affidavit added.
Cheap whore . . . or so I'm told. Money trail, opps.
... Montgomery pulled him out of the car and assaulted him with a "pipe-like object" before trying to run him over, deputies said. When that didn't work, Montgomery approached him and shot him, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.
Some people might have thought of the gun first.
"Make sure he's dead," Long said, according to the arrest affidavit.
Sage advice.
"Montgomery advised he took part in the attack on the victim for a couple reasons and those reasons were for free drugs and for sex he didn't have to pay for," the affidavit said.
She looks to be worth every penny.
... During the investigation, deputies went back to the area where Barlow's body was found. There, they found a black and silver Phoenix Arms .22 caliber handgun about 30 feet from where his body was found....
"30 feet"???!!! WTF? Lousy toss.