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Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”

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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 10:50 pm
Mike's only black friend
:lol: Too much hair spray, the fly was temporarily stunned.
Secret Service heads will roll!
Entire Halloween costume factories are retooling their production lines.

NYT!
A fly sat atop Mike Pence’s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.

... While Mr. Pence spent most of the 90-minute debate avoiding direct questions posed by the moderator, Susan Page of USA Today, the fly brought up a slew of questions of its own.

Who will play the fly on “Saturday Night Live”? (Pete Davidson seems a good choice.) Is the fly liable to catch the coronavirus that has infected so many top Trump administration officials? Was the fly breaking debate protocols by not wearing a mask? ...

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, a Trump ally, joked that “the deep state planted a bug” on Mr. Pence.

Alas, there was no word from the fly as it left the stage.
http://flywillvote.com :lol:

Twitter meme:
This wins the internet!
I Fear the fly will get more coverage than the content of the debate.
Wait! There was a debate?!
I think somebody needs to make a whistle-blower complaint to the insector general!
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And so it goes . . .
2 bugs?!

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It’ll be forgotten in the pink of an eye.
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:lol: Biden shop, within 45 minutes of the guest appearance:

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Can't be cause he's not feeling well or something?

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GoCubsGo wrote:
Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:36 pm
Can't be cause he's not feeling well or something?
Even if he's physically okay, he'll never recover from the humiliation.

Mike Pence’s Debate Fly Gets The 'Photoshop Battle' It Deserves

One example:

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https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5202 ... -the-devil

"I don't think it's ever a good sign when a fly lands on your head for two minutes," the MSNBC contributor, who managed the late Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) 2008 presidential run, said during post-debate coverage on the network early Thursday."

"That's a sign all through history of sin, and historically, biblically, maybe you wouldn't normally say this - it's only safe to say this after midnight ... but a fly, he who commands the fly is always seen historically as a mark of the devil," Schmidt added."
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https://news.artnet.com/art-world/flies ... ry-1914157

"Flies have a long history in Western art. Dating back to Medieval times, the bug’s appearance in an artwork was used to symbolize death or rot of the flesh and soul."

"And near a nobleman or clergy, the bug is thought to have implied corruption and deceitfulness."
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Will this evil devil fly cost him the evanjellycal support?
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 2:44 pm
Will this evil devil fly cost him the evanjellycal support?
Of course not. Those people will believe ANYTHING they're told; especially if it's wrapped in the flag and is presented in some twisted way to resemble religious zeal or Christian "values."

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neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 2:51 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 2:44 pm
Will this evil devil fly cost him the evanjellycal support?
Of course not. Those people will believe ANYTHING they're told; especially if it's wrapped in the flag and is presented in some twisted way to resemble religious zeal or Christian "values."
It shouldn't be that hard for some mega-preacher to convince them that the fly was actually Beelzebub hisownself labeling pence is all corruption and rot.

And the church has provided plenty of proof.
If you checked out the article there's a painting, from back in the times when God was closer to us, of the baby jesus recoiling in horror from the same devil fly that landed on pence.
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It would seem then that god, Jesus, and the fly warned us about all this a long time ago. But the cult would call it presidential harassment and just keep on gushing in awe.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:36 pm
It would seem then that god, Jesus, and the fly warned us about all this a long time ago. But the cult would call it presidential harassment and just keep on gushing in awe.
Prophesy confirmed. :twisted:
Asked if it's safe to hold rally amid surging COVID-19 infections, White House spokesperson notes Pence has 'the best doctors'

... Joe Walsh, the Republican who challenged President Trump in this year's presidential primary, had an R-rated interpretation of what Gidley meant.
I've got it, VP Q-tip is QAnon!
:doh: Hiding in plain sight.
It makes sense. People were always more likely to believe a shadowy, anonymous, wingnutty conspiracy monger than they are an irl, gay-obsessed (nttawwt), evangelical failed governor from Indiana.

Or, maybe it's SLOTUS, otherwise known as "Mother" and Mrs. Q-tip. It's not difficult to picture her as a fiery puppet master dominatrix.
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Fascist, Vice fascist, Deputy Assistant Under Secretary Fascist, Assistant Communications Fascist.....Nixon didn't even have that many. Shit.

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When the going gets tough.....


Bet he and mother can't get away fast enough.
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Vrede too wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:21 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:36 pm
It would seem then that god, Jesus, and the fly warned us about all this a long time ago. But the cult would call it presidential harassment and just keep on gushing in awe.
Prophesy confirmed. :twisted:
Asked if it's safe to hold rally amid surging COVID-19 infections, White House spokesperson notes Pence has 'the best doctors'

... Joe Walsh, the Republican who challenged President Trump in this year's presidential primary, had an R-rated interpretation of what Gidley meant.
I've got it, VP Q-tip is QAnon!
:doh: Hiding in plain sight.
It makes sense. People were always more likely to believe a shadowy, anonymous, wingnutty conspiracy monger than they are an irl, gay-obsessed (nttawwt), evangelical failed governor from Indiana.

Or, maybe it's SLOTUS, otherwise known as "Mother" and Mrs. Q-tip. It's not difficult to picture her as a fiery puppet master dominatrix.
:chalo:
Clueless that someone might be concerned for people not named pense.
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:54 pm
When the going gets tough.....

Bet he and mother can't get away fast enough.
He's going to south Florida's Gulf Coast, during a tropical storm.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/vp-mike-penc ... 19076.html
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Pence will go to Cuba and own and run a sugar cane plantation. He'll wear white suits and drink coconut drinks and smile. Cuban flies will occasionally alight on his ermine head to feast on dead skin and sweat. He will singlehandedly cause a Covid contagion in Cuba and die in February next year as a despised and widely reviled gringo bastard. His memory will be cursed for generations among those in the know.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:58 pm
Pence will go to Cuba and own and run a sugar cane plantation. He'll wear white suits and drink coconut drinks and smile. Cuban flies will occasionally alight on his ermine head to feast on dead skin and sweat. He will singlehandedly cause a Covid contagion in Cuba and die in February next year as a despised and widely reviled gringo bastard. His memory will be cursed for generations among those in the know.
That gave me weird qtipish Mr. Roarke vibes. Where's Tattoo?
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