Dumb headlines thread

[O Really]

Good point, but even with identical strip centers, restaurants, and cookie-cutter houses, Traverse City MI isn't remotely like Arizona in the context of retiring there. And neither is Chattanooga.

[Vrede too]

Mom in labor walks to hospital on foot in viral TikTok after car breaks down
Her husband apparently forgot to fill up the car with gas—WHOOPS.

Two-fer!
Is there some way to walk other than "on foot"?
Is running out of gas "breaks down"?

[O Really]

‘It was extraordinary’: McConnell praises Schumer’s antisemitism speech

His "antisemitism" speech? Really?

Or maybe...

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) praised Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) after hearing Schumer’s speech that condemned antisemitism.

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‘It was extraordinary’: McConnell praises Schumer’s antisemitism speech

His "antisemitism" speech? Really?

Or maybe...

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) praised Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) after hearing Schumer’s speech that condemned antisemitism.

Ftr, it's CNN
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/202 ... ch-vpx.cnn

If space is an issue, the tiniest of edits:
‘It was extraordinary’: McConnell praises Schumer’s anti-antisemitism speech

[O Really]

"Sam Altman says his iPhone broke after being fired from OpenAI because it was overwhelmed with messages"

Damn, fire the hard-working phone, eh?