Vrede too wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:21 pmHawaii, Alaska contemplate coming into North Korean missile range
I think they should stay where they are.
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"Iran’s future belongs to free women, not the mullahs.”
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“There is no hate like Christian love.”
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I love this! Thanks!
Proudly Telling It Like It Is: In Your Face! Whether You Like It Or Not!
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"Iran’s future belongs to free women, not the mullahs.”
-- Tehran student, Nov 2024
“There is no hate like Christian love.”
-- Greg McDonald Jr, Summer 2001
1312. ETTD.
-- Tehran student, Nov 2024
“There is no hate like Christian love.”
-- Greg McDonald Jr, Summer 2001
1312. ETTD.
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He's loves America so much he's willing to finance the Investigation into his finances and his collusion with Russia himself.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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This allows him to close the loop so to speak. He colluded with Russia and did some shady financial stuff, so he decided to help pay for the investigation which will out him. That way when it goes to court he can tell the judge he outed himself, showing everyone he's sorry for what he did. By law, he then has to be let off Scott free. Everything is honkey dorey and America is made great again.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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Confusion coming with California's legal marijuana
Confusion also comes with illegal marijuana in any other state.
Confusion also comes with illegal marijuana in any other state.
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Texas Teacher Accused of Having Sex in Parking Lot with Former Male Student She Met at Chick-fil-A
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Not that it would be worse if he was a former male.He's not a "former male student." He's a *male former student.* The word "former" describes "student," not "male."
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Fill-A-Chick at Chick-Fil-A
At a Chick Fil A? How tacky. Should have chosen In-N-Out.
Should of went to Burger King, they could of had it their way
Luckily, he hadn't come from Mr. Softee....
Sexual assault? It was a Christmas gift for him! Just gotta learn to shut up!!
What's wrong with kids who can't keep quiet?
When I'm in the mood for debauchery, I always go to Chick-fil-A. Those Christian con women are WILD!BREAKING NEWS!!!! THE 16 YEAR OLD WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! HE SUSTAINED A BROKEN HAND FROM ALL THE HIGH-5's HE GOT FROM THE OTHER STUDENTS!!!!!
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“There is no hate like Christian love.”
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Ahh-hem. Most Chick-fil-A Christian con women are high school girls, you pervert!Vrede too wrote:When I'm in the mood for debauchery, I always go to Chick-fil-A. Those Christian con women are WILD!
Which brings us back to the story you posted.
When we were younger men and saw stories like this, the first thought in our minds was "where were these teachers when we were in school?" or "why can't these idiots keep their mouths shut?". There were some teachers who were hot as hell, some rather demure, and some were horny old cougars looking for young stuff. Mostly the young men/boys were chastised by public opinion for running their mouths when they had a good thing going.
Now that we're older and wiser, we see the illegality in these trysts; especially when the roles are reversed. Let a male teacher seduce or be seduced by a young star-struck horny female, or run off with her as in some of the stories of late, then society labels him a pervert or lecher and is ready to skin him alive and feed him to the dogs with no mercy. People are a strange bunch!
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I think the ages "of consent" are totally arbitrary (obviously, since they differ from place to place), and should be different for males and females. Every case has its own unique characteristics, but much if not most of the time, the adult male is operating from a position of power or authority over the young female, and the female ends up feeling (and being) abused. A 16-or-so old male is hyped up enough on his own testosterone that he thinks he's the stud and not abused at all. I guess I'm not old enough yet to stop saying "where was she when I was in school?"
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:?: :?: :?: Ahh-hem. If they're high school girls, they're not women. Your mind went there, not mine, you pervert!
15 is a bit young, but I think 16 is legal many places. I support firing her, regardless, it's an abuse of authority when he's her student.
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O Really wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:54 pmA 16-or-so old male is hyped up enough on his own testosterone that he thinks he's the stud and not abused at all.
That's why he goes running his mouth; he's got something to brag about to make him appear as the stud.
I guess I'm not old enough yet to stop saying "where was she when I was in school?"
OK, OK, I'm guilty as charged too.
Vrede too wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:00 pm:?: :?: :?: Ahh-hem. If they're high school girls, they're not women. Your mind went there, not mine, you pervert!
ha! ha! I have to disagree. If their bodies have made the female biological changes, she's a woman; not always in mind necessarily.
I support firing her, regardless, it's an abuse of authority when he's her student.
I agree. Adults should not be messing with kids. Period.
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That can be as young as 11 or even 10, you pervert!
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“There is no hate like Christian love.”
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You're the one that said you're in the mood for debauchery!
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"Iran’s future belongs to free women, not the mullahs.”
-- Tehran student, Nov 2024
“There is no hate like Christian love.”
-- Greg McDonald Jr, Summer 2001
1312. ETTD.
-- Tehran student, Nov 2024
“There is no hate like Christian love.”
-- Greg McDonald Jr, Summer 2001
1312. ETTD.
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I've always heard that a stiff d*ck has no conscience; apparently not.
(I think this should have been posted in the Florida thread too)
Florida Cops Ignore Overwhelming Urge To Shoot Guy Swinging A Large Dildo At Them
(Controlling one's urges can be a bitch! If they ignored the urge, why did they not shoot?)
(I think this should have been posted in the Florida thread too)
Florida Cops Ignore Overwhelming Urge To Shoot Guy Swinging A Large Dildo At Them
(Controlling one's urges can be a bitch! If they ignored the urge, why did they not shoot?)
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??? Shooting would have been succumbing to the urge. Anyhow, sounds like it was the headline writer's invention, not even the reporter's. I'm pretty sure the cops never said they had an urge to shoot.
No real need to clarify. By saying "women" I automatically excluded girls, and "go to Chick-fil-A" leaves it open for adult customers or employees. Pursuing "girls" was always your invention here. Explain thy perverted self!
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Squirm much?? You left yourself open alright! I didn't say anything at all about my pursuing women or girls, so I didn't invent anything. I just reflected on your comments!
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Sigh.
Is this your English fail or your honesty fail that has you squirming so?
The only one to bring girls into this discussion is still you, and I didn't say that you were "pursuing ... girls", whiner, just that it's your topic and only yours.
Is this your English fail or your honesty fail that has you squirming so?
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“There is no hate like Christian love.”
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Huh oh...the humor's worn off and the name calling has begun. Time to drop the subject. I didn't think you were still so thin skinned.