Blue Ridge Pissin' Post

[Jerri]

Sounds much better, don't it?

hee hee.

[bannination]

Sounds much better, don't it?

hee hee.

Marking your territory eh?

[GoCubsGo]

Sounds much better, don't it?

hee hee.

You forgettin' to take your Flomax?

[Vrede too]

It's always about penises . . .

. . . nttawwt.

[Jerri]

"It's always about penises . . . "

Uhhh....no; I didn't mention your sexual fantasies, Mr. "male nurse". That's your area of expertise, remember?

[Vrede too]

[Jerri]

"You forgettin' to take your Flomax?"

I didn't know what Flomax was until I looked it up; it appears you have experience with it.
Keep taking it; it'll help you vie for first place in this forum. Maybe banni will promote you to full Colonel....
right up there with 'ol Colonel Taylor! <smirk>

[Jerri]

We always knew you were an easy "male nurse". Thanks for clarification.

[Jerri]

"Marking your territory eh?"

Oh no-no-no! I could never lay claim to the hold Vrede has on you. He owns you, boy; his dominance over you has reared it's ugly head more than once. You're just too wussy to stand up for yourself.

"....if someone from another forum is reading this, replace 1GB with 64GB's because we're the biggest forum on the tubes. That's just the webserver, our sql server is a whopper

It's a pity that all they're doing is reading. Since I posted this thread, there have been comments by three members, but over 40 views. Maybe that will help you figure out where this is going.
(Not that your forum is dominated by one highly despised individual or anything like that)

[bannination]

We always knew you were an easy "male nurse". Thanks for clarification.

So smeagol is aware too? "We".

[GoCubsGo]

"You forgettin' to take your Flomax?"

I didn't know what Flomax was until I looked it up; it appears you have experience with it.
Keep taking it; it'll help you vie for first place in this forum. Maybe banni will promote you to full Colonel....
right up there with 'ol Colonel Taylor! <smirk>

Crap, I didn't even know I was a lieutenant colonel.

[Jerri]

"So smeagol is aware too? "We".

I'll give you three guesses; the first two won't count.
Smeagol and Gollum are one and the same, Dodo; you know, like me and 'ol Oliver?

[Jerri]

"Crap, I didn't even know I was a lieutenant colonel."

Now that's funny! I wanted to paste a laughing emoji, but Vrede has ordered Banni to severely limit my posting permissions. I can't post images or text colors either.

You can take comfort in knowing that at least you out-rank Banni, who is a mere captain, but that's not saying much, as that is only an honorary title, as Vrede, who no one will ever out-rank, holds his leash and directs his every bark. hee ........ hee.