Where's Rudy?

[Vrede too]

I swear Rudy is morphing into Danny Devito's Penguin.

They'll soon have in common not being able to practice law in DC.

Giuliani faces D.C. Bar ethics charge over false election claims

Awww, pooor Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.

[neoplacebo]

Useless. If one has no ethics, one cannot be charged with ethics violations. This is a fundamental tenet of maga world.

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Anyone else think they're related?

[Vrede too]

I'm confused, do they want the J6 "patriots" freed, or do they want the J6 "leftists" in prison?

[GoCubsGo]

And here's Rudy looking like Mr. Magoo.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... ohol-level

An irate Rudy Giuliani has demanded an immediate recount of his blood-alcohol level on Election Night of 2020.

Witnesses to Giuliani’s behavior that night have pegged his blood-alcohol level at .20,

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Two systems of justice?

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[neoplacebo]

When all you do is lie, all you can do is lie. What an asshole.

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[Vrede too]

Putin has more money than your broke ass, and Faux Noise is much more beholden to him. You're just Dolt .45 court jester #2 after #1 Pillow Guy.

[Vrede too]

When all you do is lie, all you can do is lie. What an asshole.

Busted by the video:

Grocery store employee accused of attacking Rudy Giuliani released on reduced charges

Trumpettes love to be victims.

[GoCubsGo]

Where's Rudy can be a thing again, time for him to crawl back into his hole.

(unless he starts screaming about a rigged election.....nah, would he?)




BTW, he looks more and more like Danny Devito's Penguin every day.

[Vrede too]

Where's Rudy can be a thing again, time for him to crawl back into his hole.

(unless he starts screaming about a rigged election.....nah, would he?)

BTW, he looks more and more like Danny Devito's Penguin every day.

Aw, poor Andrew.

Trevor Noah is ripping him apart, and NYC Mayor Adams says he's going to ask the DA to investigate Rudy for filing a false police report.
Adams paraphrased: "It's unacceptable that this guy spent a day in jail."
Noah signoff: "Live every day as if someone might touch you on the back."

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Rudy's next career?

Surprised he didn't call them My Sandals.

[neoplacebo]

Jesus in a jeepney, those things would go great with those crazy shorts Rudy likes while he swings a golf club. The ad should show a guy whacking the goddamn things off a roof in the direction of the poorly educated with a fine driver.

[Vrede too]

Rudy's next career?

Surprised he didn't call them My Sandals.

Jesus in a jeepney, those things would go great with those crazy shorts Rudy likes while he swings a golf club. The ad should show a guy whacking the goddamn things off a roof in the direction of the poorly educated with a fine driver.

Don't mock them. They have incredible grip and stability. You don't fall over even when someone touches your back!

[neoplacebo]

Rudy's next career?

Surprised he didn't call them My Sandals.

Jesus in a jeepney, those things would go great with those crazy shorts Rudy likes while he swings a golf club. The ad should show a guy whacking the goddamn things off a roof in the direction of the poorly educated with a fine driver.

Don't mock them. They have incredible grip and stability. You don't fall over even when someone touches your back!

The ad doesn't show the spikes that the grip and stability derive from. But whacking them off the 88th floor toward the poorly educated will, with any luck, impale the goddamn things securely in the foreheads of those below.

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Rudy seems to be a little stressed.