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This is a wild read if you have the time

"Today I fucked up by importing bees into Uruguay", amongst other things

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditor ... are_button

Could be made up though
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Get yer black stomping boots emblazoned with red KKK logo at Walmart

I wonder how many they sold.

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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:53 pm
Get yer black stomping boots emblazoned with red KKK logo at Walmart

I wonder how many they sold.

https://twitter.com/CAIRNational/status ... Hsxew&s=19
We can be pretty certain they'll never tell us.

Piqued my interest.
Walmart pulls hiking boots with 'KKK' logo after outcry

... It's not known what the significance of the "KKK" logo is, or if the boots, labeled as "Harsuny Men's Tactical Military Hiking Ankle Boot Outdoor Trekking Shoes," are part of a racist agenda. As Entrepreneur points out, there's no information available about the manufacturer.

"This item was listed by an outside third-party seller and removed because the item is inconsistent with our values and violates Walmart's prohibited product policy," a spokesperson for Walmart said....
What, because they're not made with child labor?

I don't see a website for Harsuny. Maybe one of the many articles about this boot being yanked had success in tracking them down.
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Category - Really weird shit:

The Des Moines Area Religious Council (DMARC), an interfaith group that operates the largest food pantry network in Iowa, noted in a statement earlier this week that if the bill passes, "Iowans could no longer use their SNAP benefits to purchase meat, nuts, and seeds; flour, butter, cooking oil, soup, canned fruits, and vegetables; frozen prepared foods, snack foods, herbs, spices—not even salt or pepper."

What is wrong with these people?

https://www.rawstory.com/food-stamps/
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:46 pm
Category - Really weird shit:

The Des Moines Area Religious Council (DMARC), an interfaith group that operates the largest food pantry network in Iowa, noted in a statement earlier this week that if the bill passes, "Iowans could no longer use their SNAP benefits to purchase meat, nuts, and seeds; flour, butter, cooking oil, soup, canned fruits, and vegetables; frozen prepared foods, snack foods, herbs, spices—not even salt or pepper."

What is wrong with these people?

https://www.rawstory.com/food-stamps/
Not surprisingly, white bread, white sauces and gravies, white beans and white cakes are all still approved.

Look deeply enough at anything ugly and bizarre and you'll find a Florida Man :P :
... "Only two groups support the bill," Dorman added. "One is the Florida-based Opportunity Solutions Project, which sends its minions across the country to cut holes in the social safety net and oppose policies such as Medicaid expansion. The group is part of a web of conservative think tanks and bill mills bankrolled by rich donors who think if you just make poor people hungry and sick enough, they'll utilize their bootstraps."

The other group is the right-wing Iowans for Tax Relief.
FGA is out of O Really's Naples, FL.

These Florida Man missionaries are out of control. However, billy.pilgrim has a point about Yankees that become Florida Men:
The Foundation for Government Accountability (FGA) is a right-wing advocacy group founded in 2011 and based in Naples, Florida. It is run by former Maine legislator Tarren Bragdon....
Lots of disgusting info there.
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Criminal responds to his own police department's wanted post:

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Whack9 wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:14 pm
Criminal responds to his own police department's wanted post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinter ... are_button
Yeah, but an actual happy ending.

https://keprtv.com/news/local/man-who-w ... t-graduate
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:27 pm
Whack9 wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:14 pm
Criminal responds to his own police department's wanted post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinter ... nted_post/
Yeah, but an actual happy ending.

https://keprtv.com/news/local/man-who-w ... t-graduate
:thumbup:

Gee, imagine if every miscreant had access to supportive, no-jail programs. Oh wait, defunding the police is a bad thing.
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Some kid rescues a bunch of frog eggs (est 1.4 million) and puts them in his pond unleashing a frog army

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/p ... y-1819307/

https://www.tiktok.com/@thinfrog/video/ ... 3867189509?
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Whack9 wrote:
Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:45 pm
Some kid rescues a bunch of frog eggs (est 1.4 million) and puts them in his pond unleashing a frog army

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/p ... y-1819307/

https://www.tiktok.com/@thinfrog/video/ ... 3867189509?
Biblical.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/T6zJ2L1wjOc?feature=share

Saying anything other than omg would give it away.

Can't find an article, so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:08 pm
https://youtube.com/shorts/T6zJ2L1wjOc?feature=share

Saying anything other than omg would give it away.

Can't find an article, so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
It reminds me of that time I took a flying lesson......I was stomping hell out of those pedals not even knowing which ones did what. 8-)

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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:08 pm
... so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
:thumbup:
Spoiler:

Zero damage to the nose despite doing a headstand on it.
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Vrede too wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:57 am
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:08 pm
... so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
:thumbup:
Spoiler:

Zero damage to the nose despite doing a headstand on it.
Flight simulator?
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:51 pm
Vrede too wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:57 am
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:08 pm
... so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
:thumbup:
Spoiler:

Zero damage to the nose despite doing a headstand on it.
Flight simulator?
Do they have external video or just cockpit orientation?
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Vrede too wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:43 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:51 pm
Vrede too wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:57 am
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:08 pm
... so it stands as probably just an example of special effects.
:thumbup:
Spoiler:

Zero damage to the nose despite doing a headstand on it.
Flight simulator?
Do they have external video or just cockpit orientation?
The guy's whole channel is stuff like this.

https://youtube.com/@bopbibun
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"Cow sex allegation leads man to kill fiancée in Indonesia
He was upset because she would not agree to his demands of physical intimacy"

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cow-sex ... 50501.html

Worth going for the comments

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