Can't make this (stuff) up
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"Cow sex allegation leads man to kill fiancée in Indonesia
He was upset because she would not agree to his demands of physical intimacy"
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cow-sex ... 50501.html
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He was upset because she would not agree to his demands of physical intimacy"
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cow-sex ... 50501.html
Worth going for the comments
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You laugh, but:O Really wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 11:18 am"Cow sex allegation leads man to kill fiancée in Indonesia
He was upset because she would not agree to his demands of physical intimacy"
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cow-sex ... 50501.html
Worth going for the comments
Everyone needs to stop it with the inappropriate jokes, a man's life is at steak.
"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
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The sentence seemed a bit light. Maybe it's in cow years.
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Meet the Polish LARPers Who Pretend to Be American
Roleplaying as people celebrating the 4th of July in Ohio is a unique take on LARP, to say the least.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vpbx/ ... reddit.com
Roleplaying as people celebrating the 4th of July in Ohio is a unique take on LARP, to say the least.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vpbx/ ... reddit.com
I paid my fees to hip-hop college, sucka!
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Lotta guns in that game. American as it gets.
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You've got a lean beef. Maybe it's because Indonesian prisons are no rodeo.
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Whack9 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:15 pmMeet the Polish LARPers Who Pretend to Be American
Roleplaying as people celebrating the 4th of July in Ohio is a unique take on LARP, to say the least.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vpbx/ ... erica-ohio

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Americans very often pay attention to the same things… They keep saying that there aren’t enough old cars, not enough trash, that the BBQs are too small, and that the people are too clean, too slim and too pretty – their words, not mine. They also draw attention to the lack of racial diversity. There were also a few people who wanted to send us parcels from the States, such as the legendary red cups, to make it even more faithful.

LARPing always seemed like a lot of effort, but I could get into a LARP that involved eating hot dogs, drinking beer, shooting guns and screwing the neighbor's wife.
Go Browns! Looks like they took the "not enough trash" advice to heart.
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Where's the three legged dog?
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A few things missing, but photo album. Largely nailed it. Kudos for the red caps, but none of them are MAGA

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I paid my fees to hip-hop college, sucka!
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Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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Idk if I would have been able to resist the urge to smack that shriek in the mouth. Might have been worth a night in jail and a ban from one of many airlines.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 7:23 pmhttps://youtube.com/shorts/hyNLQnMZcXY
She's so offended
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Did the BRD tour:
Lawyers: Ex-Maryland political aide dead after manhunt
Maryland education and career, moved to Naples, Florida, died in eastern TN.
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See: Pentagon Releases Formerly Classified Clip of UFO Over Middle East
The truth is out there, and a dubious Uncle Sam is on the case.
Footage of a UFO sighted by a US drone over Middle East in 2022 has been released
Middle East, spooky orb - Aha!

The truth is out there, and a dubious Uncle Sam is on the case.
Footage of a UFO sighted by a US drone over Middle East in 2022 has been released

Middle East, spooky orb - Aha!

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"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
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I paid my fees to hip-hop college, sucka!
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Only one correct answer.Vrede too wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 8:31 pm23 Incredible Charts That Repeatedly Made Me Go, "Now That Is Fascinating!"
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It was an interesting article: I think if you need the poke guide, you probably shouldn't be playing poker; the cheese list would have been good except that I had to get to #28 poutine to know what they were (except for #13 cheese curds); and the shower list is way simpler than they listed - warm shower good; cold shower miserable.
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I assume the poker guide is for kids and other neophytes.O Really wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 12:14 pmIt was an interesting article: I think if you need the poker guide, you probably shouldn't be playing poker; the cheese list would have been good except that I had to get to #28 poutine to know what they were (except for #13 cheese curds); and the shower list is way simpler than they listed - warm shower good; cold shower miserable.


Cold showers are good after working with fiberglass insulation - pores close so the nasty stuff can be washed off. Otherwise nope, though I have jumped into cold lakes, rivers and streams.
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That would have been good to know, I suppose, in the maybe one time I've ever gotten into the attic fluff, but I'd probably have had to think about it even then. Hmmmm, itchy fibre skin; dash of cold water....itchy fibre skin, dash of cold water...hmmm, how itchy are we talking about? As I think about it, that was a pretty miserable experience. Florida summer, I climbed up into the attic to run some wires for outdoor deck speakers (that'll give you a hint of how long ago it was) Spent about 45 minutes or so up there, sweating, itching, and bitching. Didn't even occur to me to take a cold shower.