The homophobic thread :>

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Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends
It's worth a chuckle! I want a lesbian to play video games with!


Use caution if kids are around... words like dick may be present.

[rstrong]

Wonderful.

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Wonderful.

I lost it at the shaking of the lesbian phone tree....

[Guest]

Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends....I want a lesbian to play video games with!

Funny! OK, so I've never seen a lesbian who looked as fine as these gals. All I've ever seen are fat, ugly, pimply, flat-chested, or had butt-cheeks in the front. So now I'm asking myself, is there really an advantage to dating or marrying a lesbian? Sure, they'll go to the games, strip joints, play video games, be your best buddy (with boobs) etc., but when it comes down to the nitty-gritty of what's important in the bedroom, who wants to sex it up with a girl who's fantasizing that you are a giant rubber dildo, and that she had rather have another girl squirming with her? A threesome may sound like kinky fun, but who's getting the best end of the deal?

Your best dream is more'n likely your worst nightmare!

[O Really]

...I've never seen a lesbian who looked as fine as these gals...

Someone should fix your TV and unblock your internet, Bubble Boy.

Yes, there's that well-known "fat, ugly, pimply, flat-chested" hag Jody Foster. "Sex in the City" Cynthia Nixon, Meredith Baxter, Michelle Rodriguez...

[Sometime Lefty]

I believe the first step to becoming a conservative is to lose your sense of humor!

[rstrong]

I believe the first step to becoming a conservative is to lose your sense of humor!

That's not funny.

[Guest]

Ok, you've shown the glamorized Hollywood stereo-types, show us the real-life subjects.

[rstrong]

Ok, you've shown the glamorized Hollywood stereo-types, show us the real-life subjects.

Yes, "Guest." None of the women above exist in real life. Likewise, no heterosexual women look like your photo.

[O Really]

Guest gave us a perfect example of people seeing what they expect to see - not necessarily what is actually there. Speaking generically, not necessarily about him personally, Guest doesn't look at an attractive woman and wonder if she's a lesbian; however, if a stereotype "butch" walks by, he's probably quick to say "look there goes a lesbian." His concept of lesbians is "butch" and thus he doesn't see any others. Of course, there are some of those "butchy biker chicks" that could kick Guest's ass and then go home to ride their ol' man, too." Appearances can deceive.

[O Really]

If you've never met a gorgeous lesbian that says more about the small world you live in than it does about lesbians.

It do, indeed.

[VenDaz]

Funny video. Forget the appearances issue, I'm just shocked to find out straight women don't like sports, don't wear jeans, and don't play video games. Egads!

[rstrong]

Funny video. Forget the appearances issue, I'm just shocked to find out straight women don't like sports, don't wear jeans, and don't play video games.

Ask a Republican. Be ready for a further shock....

[Stinger]

I have a couple of attractive lesbians for neighbors. They're some of the nicest neighbors in the world. Just last Christmas, they gave me this:



I think they misunderstood me when they asked what I wanted for Christmas.

[Stinger]

I have a couple of attractive lesbians for neighbors. They're not man-haters or anything. Friendly and considerate. They're some of the nicest neighbors in the world. Just last Christmas, they gave me this:



I think they misunderstood me when they asked what I wanted for Christmas.

[Bungalow Bill]

Now let's get this straight. Scully might have been beating the bush when she was in
high school, but now she's straight, or at least bisexual. The truth is in there somewhere.

[O Really]

I have a couple of attractive lesbians for neighbors. They're not man-haters or anything. Friendly and considerate. They're some of the nicest neighbors in the world. Just last Christmas, they gave me this:


I think they misunderstood me when they asked what I wanted for Christmas.

That's funny. Hey, I wanta watch, too!

[rstrong]

Now let's get this straight. Scully might have been beating the bush when she was in
high school, but now she's straight, or at least bisexual. The truth is in there somewhere.

Anna Paquin, in a photo above, married a guy and had kids after coming out as bisexual. More proof that marriage isn't limited to heterosexuals.

She was born in my home town, BTW.

[O Really]

Tammy Watford doesn't meet Guest's stereotype description, either. Maybe he doesn't watch any TV. Too hard to deal with the cognitive dissonance.

[Stinger]

Tammy Watford doesn't meet Guest's stereotype description, either. Maybe he doesn't watch any TV. Too hard to deal with the cognitive dissonance.

He's seen beautiful lesbians. He just didn't know it.