Mason. Don't know about Matlock, but I don't think Mason ever lost a case. Of course, both of them seemed to take cases only of people who could be proved innocent. So if I were actually guilty, I might prefer somebody like Johnie Cochran or F Lee Bailey.
Don't take this wrong, but I'll tell you who and I'll tell you why. Aint no secret I'm Black. Now, if I'm busted South of the Mason Dixon line, I want Matlock. When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.
Just sayin'. No offense.
Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.
Just sayin'. No offense.
Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.
Just sayin'. No offence.
Family. Half of 'em ain't worth a good damn... but they're still family down there...
When my Black ass shows up in court, in handcuffs down in Bumfuck Alabama, gimme that Georgia Cracker.
Just sayin'. No offense.
Greg
Good point, for the fun of the question, but I'm not Black, and I can't think of any reason why I would find myself in Bumfuck Alabama, so I can't imagine why you would.
Just sayin'. No offence.
Family. Half of 'em ain't worth a good damn... but they're still family down there...
Greg
No offense taken, but there are some good folk in Bumfuck doing all manner of good things, including good music.
I spent many days on the lake at Kowaliga. Hank Williams did too. Greg probably even knows the song. Hank could damn sure write the sad ones.
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