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[Vrede too]

We probably should have given him his own thread months ago.

(RepuQ) Witness to MyPillow CEO incident says it was no 'attack'

Gee, who would have ever guessed that a professional con man who has been lying about the election since before it happened and whose conference was a flop would lie about an assault? I'm not bothering to look it up, but I'll bet the CPFailures swallowed it whole.

Lock Mike Lindell up for filing a false police report. Then, lock up anyone that believes his ravings. They're too stupid to roam our streets.

[neoplacebo]

Goddamn moron has been smoking his patented fill again. This fool should be happy and excited that he may soon have many new employees making his pillows up there in MN by folks from Afghanistan whose labor costs are bigly or completely subsidized by the government he's trying to overthrow. Ungrateful abuser of patented fill.

[Vrede too]

Goddamn moron has been smoking his patented fill again. This fool should be happy and excited that he may soon have many new employees making his pillows up there in MN by folks from Afghanistan whose labor costs are bigly or completely subsidized by the government he's trying to overthrow. Ungrateful abuser of patented fill.

Lindell is doing his part to clean up our streets.

Capitol riot suspect violated release terms to watch election conspiracies online, prosecutors say

Barely a month after a judge allowed Capitol riot suspect Doug Jensen out of jail, prosecutors are asking to send him back.

Jensen, 42, of Des Moines was arrested in the days following the Jan. 6 attack after he was seen on widely-shared video at the head of a group following a Capitol Police officer inside the building. After spending six months in a D.C. jail, he successfully petitioned the court in July to grant him pretrial release. His lawyer said he had renounced his previous belief in the QAnon conspiracy and promised he would abide by whatever terms the court set.

Prosecutors say both of those statements were false. In a motion filed Thursday, they say that, despite Jensen being ordered not to access the internet or have access to his family's internet-connected devices, a pretrial services officer caught him in his garage streaming news from a right-wing site to a wifi-enabled iPhone, to which he had the password.

Jensen reportedly falsely claimed the phone was his daughter's, and later admitted he'd spent two days watching the Cyber Symposium, an event organized by pillow manufacturer and leading Stop the Steal advocate Mike Lindell.

... Prosecutors note that Jensen is already being monitored with the most stringent level of pretrial supervision available. The only option for the court to respond to Jensen's breach, they say, is to return him to custody.

"Jensen managed to violate one of the most difficult-to-enforce conditions in the most egregious way imaginable," Assistant U.S. Attorney Hava Mirell wrote. "He has proven that not even six months in jail will deter him." ...

Lock him back up! Thank you for your service, Pillow Pusher.

[billy.pilgrim]

We probably should have given him his own thread months ago.

(RepuQ) Witness to MyPillow CEO incident says it was no 'attack'

Gee, who would have ever guessed that a professional con man who has been lying about the election since before it happened and whose conference was a flop would lie about an assault? I'm not bothering to look it up, but I'll bet the CPFailures swallowed it whole.

Lock Mike Lindell up for filing a false police report. Then, lock up anyone that believes his ravings. They're too stupid to roam our streets.

There won't even be talk of charges - unlike had false charges been made by someone on the left

[GoCubsGo]

Ol boy ain't looking or sounding very healthy these days....

[Vrede too]

Ol boy ain't looking or sounding very healthy these days....

Drunk?

Now Mike Lindell Predicts Trump's Fantastical Reinstatement Before Year's End

Take a look at the great response tweets.

[Ulysses]

MP has always had more than a few screws loose.

[GoCubsGo]

Ol boy ain't looking or sounding very healthy these days....

Drunk?

Now Mike Lindell Predicts Trump's Fantastical Reinstatement Before Year's End

Take a look at the great response tweets.

[Vrede too]

Lindell is doing his part to clean up our streets.

Capitol riot suspect violated release terms to watch election conspiracies online, prosecutors say

Lock him back up! Thank you for your service, Pillow Pusher.

Judge orders Capitol riot defendant back to jail after he watched the MyPillow guy's election conspiracies

[Vrede too]

Mike Lindell may have purchased a $1.5 million home for a discredited 'expert' who didn't actually turn up to the cyber symposium, reports say

Mike Lindell reportedly paid more than $3 million to several advisers and "white hat hackers" who failed to provide evidence of voter fraud at the 2020 presidential election, Salon reported.

At Lindell's 72-hour "cyber symposium" in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, the experts were meant to reveal concrete proof that China helped Joe Biden "steal" the 2020 election, but this did not happen.

Rob Graham, a cyber expert who attended the event, said it was just full of "random garbage that wastes our time."

For its report, Salon spoke to Josh Merritt, a former member of Lindell's "red team," at the event, who said the money was split among a group of Lindell's cyber experts.

Merritt told the outlet that most of the money went towards a $1.5 million luxury home in Naples, Florida, for Dennis Montgomery. According to the outlet, Montgomery is a discredited former government contractor and part of Lindell's inner circle.

The reported purchase appears to have been completed on July 12 - weeks before Lindell's voter-fraud event. According to Salon, Montgomery did not even attend the event.

Montgomery did not return Salon's request for comment.

Khaya Himmelman, a reporter for the Dispatch, attended Lindell's cyber symposium. She told Salon: "It's so obvious Lindell was taken for a ride. I'm not surprised about Montgomery's involvement, but I couldn't have guessed a house in Florida was involved. I'm only left wondering how Lindell fell for it."

Salon reached out to Lindell for comment but said he hung up. Lindell did not immediately respond to Insider's request for comment.

Is it even illegal to commit fraud by not providing evidence of nonexistent fraud?

[neoplacebo]

It will be a new area of law called "Presumption of Estimated Fraud With Aggravated Dumbfuckery" but will be a growth field for the next five years.

[GoCubsGo]

Good to know, I was getting a little worried.

[O Really]

I wonder what a "reinstatement" process would look like. Some devalidation of enough electoral votes to get somebody (Supreme Court?) to declare that he would have been the rightful winner? But he'd have to get more than Arizona (which he isn't getting) and the Supreme Court has rejected all his cases. Maybe Lindell should stick with "end of world" predictions - he'd have a better chance of being right.

[GoCubsGo]

I wonder what a "reinstatement" process would look like. Some devalidation of enough electoral votes to get somebody (Supreme Court?) to declare that he would have been the rightful winner? But he'd have to get more than Arizona (which he isn't getting) and the Supreme Court has rejected all his cases. Maybe Lindell should stick with "end of world" predictions - he'd have a better chance of being right.

Well since there is zero mechanism or precedent for that I guess we'd have to troll the nutjob conspiracy forums to get educated.


What gives me a chuckle is if he were "reinstated " he'd have to have an acting cabinet (not his first time) as no one would be confirmed in addition to the fact that there would be no transition.

Details.

[Vrede too]

It will be a new area of law called "Presumption of Estimated Fraud With Aggravated Dumbfuckery" but will be a growth field for the next five years.

Lindell is even so stupid as to challenge results where 45SHOLE "won in the 2020 presidential election with 63.8% of the votes." Now:

Idaho wants MyPillow CEO to pay for costs to refute his false election fraud claim

[neoplacebo]

It's like slashing your own tires, or pillows, and then calling in a team of investigators to figure out what the fuck happened while you pretend ignorance the whole time. This is how trump has historically operated and pillow whore persists in seeing the light. Stubdumb.

[Vrede too]

It's like slashing your own tires, or pillows, and then calling in a team of investigators to figure out what the fuck happened while you pretend ignorance the whole time. This is how trump has historically operated and pillow whore persists in seeing the light. Stubdumb.

Yep. The latest:

Mike Lindell Blames a Vast GOP Conspiracy for His Supreme Court Failure

[GoCubsGo]

[billy.pilgrim]

This proves his uncompromising character. A lesser man might have moved the goal posts.

[Ulysses]

Here's the link that GoCucksGo failed to include:

https://cdn.michaeljlindell.com/downloa ... -11-23.pdf