Pillow Talk

[Ulysses]

Stray or possible feral brain.

Sounds like a Neo brain.

You know, like the one that keeps on coming up with stomping fantasies.

[Vrede too]

OK, just wanted to make sure you weren't referring to some other guy....

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Translation: I'm not an idiot because I'm a different kind of idiot.

[Ulysses]

Go away, please.

[neoplacebo]

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[GoCubsGo]

Hey, look who popped up!

He doesn't sound well.

[Ulysses]

Bannon and Lindell.

Two has-beens.

To be ignored.

[Vrede too]

Mike Lindell Vows 'Class Action' Suit Against 'All Machines' Over Rigged Election Lie
His lawyers have been working on the suit for months, and will argue that "all machines" are “defective devices,” the MyPillow CEO told a crowd.

Mike Lindell, the increasingly off-the-rails MyPillow CEO and Donald Trump acolyte, announced Saturday that he’s filing a “class action lawsuit” against “all machines” to support his and Trump’s lie that the 2020 presidential election was rigged.

One Twitter user quipped that his washing machine and dryer have hired an attorney in response.

Lindell seemed perfectly serious when he made the announcement during a speech endorsing Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake.

His lawyers have been working on the suit for five months, and will argue that “all machines” are “defective devices,” Lindell said.

“We’re going to get rid of these machines once and for all, for any election in history,” he added, to cheers from the audience....

Twitter critics had a laugh over Lindell’s latest stunt. One wondered if Lindell had located a “time machine” to eliminate all machines for “any election in history,” as he’d promised to do.



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My toaster is counter suing for libel.

I would like to announce my lawsuit against my microwave for its incessant beeping!

When computers malfunction, I whisper to them, "with a few screwdriver jabs I can turn you into a toaster." You bet they get right into line after that.

OK, but what do you whisper to the toaster when it malfunctions

Scrap metal…..

[Vrede too]

He's whining on Bannon's comedy show again:

Mike Lindell says he offered to publicly testify before the January 6 committee but they didn't want to talk to him

Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.

[GoCubsGo]

He's whining on Bannon's comedy show again:

Mike Lindell says he offered to publicly testify before the January 6 committee but they didn't want to talk to him

Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.

But wait, the book on his humiliation is getting another chapter.

Mike Lindell says he's financing a 'full feature film' premiering in July to prove Trump's baseless claims that he won the 2020 election

Double feature with 2,000 Mules!

[Vrede too]

He's whining on Bannon's comedy show again:

Mike Lindell says he offered to publicly testify before the January 6 committee but they didn't want to talk to him

Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.

But wait, the book on his humiliation is getting another chapter.

Mike Lindell says he's financing a 'full feature film' premiering in July to prove Trump's baseless claims that he won the 2020 election

Double feature with 2,000 Mules!

He routinely humiliates himself, but it takes someone special to have it validated by a congressional committee and in a feature length film.

[GoCubsGo]

Don't know about final, but another nail in the coffin.

[neoplacebo]

With any luck, Mike will once again be a loony meth head within a few months. He's already halfway there since he's already loony.

[Vrede too]

With any luck, Mike will once again be a loony meth head within a few months. He's already halfway there since he's already loony.

It's hard to imagine that Rudy was the only impaired person in the room.

[GoCubsGo]

The end is near.

[Vrede too]

The end is near.

Hm, coffee. It takes a brilliant businessman to select a product where there isn't a saturated market of existing and well-established competition.

[GoCubsGo]

The end is near.

Hm, coffee. It takes a brilliant businessman to select a product where there isn't a saturated market of existing and well-established competition.

And claim it's the best coffee ever!

Columbian coffee is pretty pedestrian and there's only so many ways to roast and package it.

[GoCubsGo]

GoMerrickGo!

[Vrede too]

GoMerrickGo!

Trump ally Mike Lindell must face defamation suit over election-rigging claims

GoSmartmaticGo, bleed Pillow Guy dry!

[GoCubsGo]

GoMerrickGo!

Trump ally Mike Lindell must face defamation suit over election-rigging claims

GoSmartmaticGo, bleed Pillow Guy dry!

How does this guy have any money left?

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/riche ... net-worth/

[Vrede too]

How does this guy have any money left?

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/riche ... net-worth/

For one thing I'm pretty sure that it's gullible Trumpette donor money that he spends on his campaigning and legal defense, not his own.